jike >
 

Salesman rings doorbell.
Cute 10 year old boy opens door. He has a cigar in one hand and a bottle of Jack Daniels in the other and a Playboy magazine tucked under his arm.
Salesman says 'Is your mommy or daddy home?'
Little boy says 'What the fuck do you think?' lol!!

I purposely put jike so the dipshits have an opportunity to wind themselves up over a typo LOL!!

Funny jike (I'm a dipshit) ...

pissing the perfectionist off :1orglaugh

Gofuckyourself is better answer