Drama at the whitehose
 

This is a possible conversation between President Bush and National Security Adviser Condoleezza Rice in the Oval Office, soon after Hu Jintao was named chief of the Chinese Communist Party . Palestinian President Yasser Arafat, and haha7908;N. Secretary General Kofi Annan were mentioned along the way, as well as coffee and other stuff.

Bush: Condi! Nice to see you . What's happening?
Rice: Sir, I have the report about the new leader of China .
Bush: Great. Let's hear it.
Rice: Hu is the new leader of China .
Bush: That's what I want to know.
Rice: That's what I'm telling you .
Bush: That's what I'm asking you . Who is the new leader of China ?
Rice: Yes.
Bush: I mean the fellow's name .
Rice: Hu .
Bush: The guy in China .
Rice: Hu .
Bush: The new leader of China .
Rice: Hu .
Bush: The Chinese!
Rice: Hu is leading China .
Bush: Now whaðyá asking me for?
Rice: I'm telling you Hu is leading China .
Bush: Well, I'm asking you . Who is leading China ?
Rice: That's the man's name .
Bush: That's whose name ?
Rice: Yes.
Bush: Will you, or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China ?
Rice: Yes sir.
Bush: Yasser? You mean Arafat is in China ? I thought he was in the Miðle East.
Rice: That's correct.
Bush: Then who is in China ?
Rice: Yes, sir.
Bush: Yasser is in China ?
Rice: No, sir.
Bush: Then who is?
Rice: Yes, sir.
Bush: Yasser?
Rice: No, sir
Bush: Look, Condi . I need to know the name of the new leader of China . Get me the Secretary General of the haha7908;N. on the phone . I bet he knows.
Rice: Kofi ?
Bush: No, thanks.
Rice: You want Kofi ?
Bush: No .
Rice: You don't want Kofi .
Bush: No . But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the haha7908;N.
Rice: Yes, sir.
Bush: Not Yasser! The guy at the haha7908;N.
Rice: Kofi ?
Bush: No, milk! Will you please make the call?
Rice: Call who ?
Bush: Who is the guy at the haha7908;N?
Rice: Hu is the guy in China .
Bush: Will you stay out of China ?!
Rice: Yes, sir.
Bush: And stay out of the Miðle East! Just get me the guy at the haha7908;N!
Rice: Kofi ?
Bush: All right! Light with sugar. Now get on the phone .
(Rice: picks up the phone .)
Rice: Rice here
Bush: Rice ? Good idea . And a couple of egg rolls, too .

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