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nakeddutch 06-16-2016 12:43 AM

hello world! a DATASPHERE has been built!
 
Check it! a datasphere has been built.

it's being 'broadcast' out of bellingham, washington!

what is it? it's an 'internet in a bottle'....

I've surfed this shit and got about 8 MB / second download speed!

15 MB / sec FTP upload...

more here:

Welcome to our " Datasphere " !

What is a "Datasphere" ?

Thank you for asking!

A 'DATASPHERE' - is " an internet in a bottle. "

( It's really ' a Wireless Internet ' . )

You pickup the SSID (like you do at any starbucks cafe hotspot.)

Here, the SSID is " datasphere ".

Your wireless capable device grabs the SSID and is issued an IP.

Then type: ' Google ' in your chrome browser and surf away!

Note: Only wireless capable devices can use this datasphere.

It is wirelessly powered
by our google backbone &
'tweaked' androids
(ordinary cellphones).

We don't like to brag, but it
is about (30 years ahead of it's time!)

Every request made (that is - when you type ' Google '
in your browser and hit the 'enter key') is wirelessly transmitted
and redirected to your destination! Our androids do this.)

We are beta-testing fun things like:

' Speed and Domain Name Resolution. '

This Datasphere boasts of speeds up to 15 MB / second - FTP.

8.8 MB / second video transmission.

"Instant POP! Technology" ( this is 'hush hush',
but pages on this Datasphere 'pop!' onto your screen.)

We have resolved domains from .com to .co.uk to .tv!

( In Web & email, etc. )

Server - stress / load / user behavior / Testing.

We sent about 12 million hits to an android
cellphone in one week and experienced about 99.9 % uptime.

We are uploading ( DATA-DUMPING ) / beta-testing about 10 GB of DATA / day.
( that's about 3 months ' average websurfer surftime ' - surfing @ ~ 2 hours per day. )

Please excuse the mess, but we are trying to 'mimic The Internet' as closely as possible.

We won't say anymore, but this is no longer "High-Tech', but ' Ueber-Tech '.

Hello World! & Welcome to the next internet !

' a datasphere '.


:pimp

nakeddutch 06-16-2016 01:01 AM

http://imageshack.com/a/img924/18/2oijhC.jpg

nakeddutch 06-16-2016 04:37 AM

http://imageshack.com/a/img923/7664/p0JSTa.jpg

:pimp

bns666 06-16-2016 04:59 AM

:1orglaugh

CaptainHowdy 06-16-2016 08:34 AM

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SekobA 06-16-2016 08:57 AM

You rock the world

nakeddutch 06-16-2016 10:02 AM

cumming soon!

nakeddutch 06-16-2016 10:02 AM

this shit rockd the world! I ripped my dedicated servers offline and put all my nakeddutch.com shit on this datasphere!

Coup 06-16-2016 10:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nakeddutch (Post 20968003)
this shit rockd the world! I ripped my dedicated servers offline and put all my nakeddutch.com shit on this datasphere!

and now all your shit is down. have luck

nakeddutch 06-16-2016 10:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Coup (Post 20968030)
and now all your shit is down. have luck

yeah, ' fuck the net ' @ its pathetic download speeds.

I got as of this morning,,, 8 MB / sec. (streaming)

1 gig data in ~ 3.5 minutes.


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