Signs of Armageddon
 

The Red Heifer is born.

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Largest Sandstorm in years engulfs soldiers in Iraq.
Lightning strikes Tony Blair's plane.
KimmyKim gets naked.
BadDog splits with Mogul.
Quiet purchases Concorde.
Texas no longer known for steers and queers. Just queers.
Democratic Senator (Lieberman) turns Republican.
MassivePass dead, autopsy results coming.
PersianKitty in secret affair with Amputate.