Brasshat dies in bee attack.
 

While hiking his daily 30 miles from da res to da corner bodega for summa dat sticky icky, brasshat took his bees with him. They allegedly turned on him.

Hiker dies after 1,000 bee stings in Arizona attack | abc7ny.com

The article has the wrong age, because they weren't able to identify him at all at first because of the swelling. So they had to resort to guessing his age by his clothing: House shoes, kakis and an oversized blue T.

I hope this is not true, bwasshonkey was a fine poster.

Rest in Stings, Irwin ...