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Darren 03-27-2003 01:58 PM

FUCK ME! How MUCH SPERM! - SHIT.
 
Its that time again, hold on to your seats for the launch of yet another new product this time endorsed by male porn stars.

www.volumepills.com as just been added to the www.mensniche.com network of sites and it is doing great! :)

This product increases male sperm production and quality by up to 500% and IT DOES WORK, tried tested an constantly being improved... Once the surfers have had a taster of the results that this product offers they come back for more and more... The surfer is your for 6 MONTHS so whatever sites he purchases from you get credit.

The best way to promote www.volumepills.com is from paysite member sections. You should tell members that they will be able to ejaculate like the porn star they just saw in the movie. Works a treat. You make 40% of all sales + exits + upsales and with our cascading billing and paypal tracking you never lose a sale...

Tell me what you think? Bruno B testimonial video will be going up soon as well.

batdelfuego 03-27-2003 02:12 PM

Nice work Darren!
I'm sure it will do really well! :)

Undutchable 03-27-2003 02:14 PM

I seriously would never take a pill like that. Why would you even want to (regardless of any possible negative effects on your long term health)? Do the girls care? I doubt it. Do I? As long as I cum and it feels good I'm happy...

But maybe that's just me. For the sake of your business, I hope that's the case

PootZ 03-27-2003 02:18 PM

congrats Darren on this new addition to your portfolio!!

Site looks great!
What kind of conversion ratio did you get while testing it?

mensniche.com is already doing great for me


send me a sample ;)

mule 03-27-2003 02:19 PM

Fuck that. It's messy enough as it is :)

Ollie 03-27-2003 02:20 PM

Man! Looks pretty good to me...Mensniche was already amazing, this is definitely a nice addition to the program.

It's such a good idea to have a pornstar endorse the pills...I can't believe that not every "penis development"/"penis health" program has a pornstar endorse their product!

Anyways...props to Darren :thumbsup

ZoiNk 03-27-2003 02:21 PM

Would be good to promote to guys that are trying to get their women pregnant :) That's a non-porn niche though. hehe
ZoiNk

Darren 03-27-2003 03:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ZoiNk
Would be good to promote to guys that are trying to get their women pregnant :) That's a non-porn niche though. hehe
ZoiNk

Yeah if u have a look there is a lot of stuff on the site about fertility as well to cater for this.

Darren 03-27-2003 03:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Undutchable
I seriously would never take a pill like that. Why would you even want to (regardless of any possible negative effects on your long term health)? Do the girls care? I doubt it. Do I? As long as I cum and it feels good I'm happy...

But maybe that's just me. For the sake of your business, I hope that's the case

A lot of people do care about this, look how many people what to cum like Peter North.... There are NO long term side feects the pills are 100% natural and they do WORK! some girls do like to be splattered in the face with loads of cum... it can be a fantasy for some... afterall the choice is theres and conversions are doing excellent... as the guys at www.peternorth.com will tell you.... :)

Its another addition and a good one i think but your comments are appreciated.

Other benefits include:

Longer orgasms
Increased sexual desire
Intensified orgasms
Increased confidence
Powerful ejaculations
Improved fertility

Dildozer 03-27-2003 03:13 PM

You should promote wholesale kleenex boxes with that

Darren 03-27-2003 03:17 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Dildozer
You should promote wholesale kleenex boxes with that
lol free with every order

Darren 03-27-2003 03:30 PM

tks for the nice comments guys

angeleyes 03-27-2003 03:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by mule
Fuck that. It's messy enough as it is :)
An Amen to that.

Mutt 03-27-2003 04:12 PM

nice work - getting Peter North to endorse this product is like getting Tiger Woods to promote some golf product.


i think this is a total male thing - i bet most women would rather there be as little as possible since they are the ones who do the cleanup work and it can't be the nicest feeling in the world laying in bed with sticky man goo running down your thighs.

maxjohan 03-27-2003 04:52 PM

Did you come up with that from my post about peternorth.com?

And his sperm testamonials?

I said this was a good idea. You thought that too and made a site?


Just wondering..Im not going to sue you :)..just whould be fun if it was from me.

:glugglug

Praguer 03-27-2003 04:58 PM

Great synergia in all your sites, congrats !

Dirty F 03-27-2003 05:00 PM

Can you send me a 90 days sample supply?

s9ann0 03-27-2003 05:31 PM

what is it lecithin and arginine ?

sumphatpimp 03-27-2003 05:32 PM

Gee, just what i really needed, a pill to up the chances of getting my girlfriend pregnant so i can pay child support for 18 or 20 years. Good thinking, I really needed that.

If I buy a bottle of this garbage will you put that money towards getting a brain transplant? one you got ain't working too good.


Best way to shoot a big load is don't jack off 15 times a day.
and heredity and that is real medical science !

foreverjason 03-27-2003 05:33 PM

lol :thumbsup

discreet 03-27-2003 06:17 PM

Do you have a program without pop-ups. I see so many sponsors pop up a ton of windows trying to side sell the visitor and give the referring web master nothing for getting the visitor there? This is not a slam, but a serious question.

ronbotx 03-27-2003 08:54 PM

More snake oil..... I guess the penis pill scam is dying out.

:fart

Dax 03-27-2003 09:26 PM

If you send me a free bottle .. and if it works.. I'll endorse it and make a video.. but only if it really works.

PhotoShopGuy 03-28-2003 02:09 AM

Lecithin does the same thing for you, and you can get it in capsule form at any drugstore or health food store

hottoddy 03-28-2003 02:17 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by PhotoShopGuy
Lecithin does the same thing for you, and you can get it in capsule form at any drugstore or health food store
Really? I hadn't heard that one before.

I do know that L-Arginine, an amino acid that produces nitric oxide, is proven to increase sexual "fluids."

Darren 03-28-2003 02:20 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by maxjohan
Did you come up with that from my post about peternorth.com?

And his sperm testamonials?

I said this was a good idea. You thought that too and made a site?


Just wondering..Im not going to sue you :)..just whould be fun if it was from me.

:glugglug

sorry dude, it was the AC content guys that came up with it - just to clear up peter north is not endorsing the product, just on his site.

Darren 03-28-2003 02:21 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Battuss
Can you send me a 90 days sample supply?

how to put this? no.

But there will be samples given away in amsterdam!

Darren 03-28-2003 02:23 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by sumphatpimp
Gee, just what i really needed, a pill to up the chances of getting my girlfriend pregnant so i can pay child support for 18 or 20 years. Good thinking, I really needed that.

If I buy a bottle of this garbage will you put that money towards getting a brain transplant? one you got ain't working too good.


Best way to shoot a big load is don't jack off 15 times a day.
and heredity and that is real medical science !

fucker have u heard of a condom? Basically this little device stops your cum from entering your ugly birds pussy. www.durex.com

THe product actually works... body lacks many nutrients u can find products like this on the net already.....

Darren 03-28-2003 02:26 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by discreet
Do you have a program without pop-ups. I see so many sponsors pop up a ton of windows trying to side sell the visitor and give the referring web master nothing for getting the visitor there? This is not a slam, but a serious question.

You get all credit for exit popup sales but we can set you up a no popup site if you wish..

we dont fuck our webmasters our entire program is setup to satisfy you, u get sales for everything.

Darren 03-28-2003 02:28 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by ronbotx
More snake oil..... I guess the penis pill scam is dying out.

:fart

ignorance is funny. The ingredients in this pil ldo increase your sperm voume have a search around the net if you wish.

Penis pills work as well when combined with exercises, pills DO increace the bvloodflow in your nether regions which helps when you do the exercises and OH MY GOD the exercises do work... www.mens-network.com/forum/ about 100 testimonials on that forum!

fucking ignorance.

Darren 03-28-2003 03:59 AM

If u have a paysite then upselling these will net you up to $25 a bottle.... ratios very low.

www.mensniche.com

Bruno 03-28-2003 02:25 PM

I wish you a lot of success Darren! You deserve it mate!

Take care,

Bruno Dickman

Darren 03-28-2003 02:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Bruno
I wish you a lot of success Darren! You deserve it mate!

Take care,

Bruno Dickman

straight back at u dude! feel the love!

ronbotx 03-28-2003 07:40 PM

pornstar juki lee toying
 
Actually ignorance is pathetic and you are scam artist who is praying on the ignorance of the general public. Your motivation is too peddle this shit and nothing more. The only ingredient which is likely is to have any effect is the L-Arginine. The NO from the Arginine will help with erections, and may help with sperm count. Sperm count has nothing to do with volume as your advertising claims, they are two seperate things. The only herbal substance that has any significant aphrodisiac effect is Yohimbe which your product lacks. The prescription version, yohimbine is a legitimate drug used to treat impotence and seems to increase volume slightly.

Peter North is pretty fantastic, but your bogous pills have nothing to do with it. The endorsement was a result of cash paid.

The penis pills are similar scam. If you analyze the ingredients, they vary from brand to brand. Several contain yohimbe , which will make you feel good and may help with erections and orgasms, but WILL not cause your rod to gain inches. Your kinda stuck with what God gave you. If you wonder what porn stars really take, its Viagra....... because it really works.

Your claims of 500% increase in volume are as ridiculous as the claims of 2-5 inches growth from the penis pills. As one guy already said, abstain for a week or two and that will definetely increase your volume.

If any of these claims were true, don't you think Pfizer, Merk, Sandoz and other REAL drug companies would be selling this stuff.

Not one "penis pill" manufacturer has the endorsement of a U.S. licensed physician..... I've checked with several.

So kindly STFU and get YOUR facts straight.






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