The Houdini and other obscure sexual references.
 

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Mine is the Hiudini (Should probably be Houdini)

"While banging your bitch doggystyle build up until your about to cum then pull out and spit on her back, when she turns around let her have it in the face"

fix the link. :winkwink:

Broken link

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My bad.

This would be a close second.

The Bronco

"You start by going doggy style and then just when she is really enjoying it, you grab her tits as tight as possible and yell another girls name. This gives you the feeling of riding a wild bronco as she desperately tries to buck you off."

"Double Coyote Ugly"

After a night of hard drinking and fucking. You wake up next to that special person and find out they aren't quite what you thought when you left with them. So you chew your arm off to escape. But you chew your other arm off to make sure you dont do it again.

The Roddy Piper
When getting your girl from behind, you toss the sleeper hold on her and knock her out ala Rowdy Roddy Piper. While nailing your unconscious victim, you get to simulate your life long dream of necrophilia. Now you never have to break into the morgue again.