When is the only time you smile and wink at a Serb?
 

When you are looking through the scope of your rifle. :1orglaugh

Another

Q) How can you stop a Serbian tank?
A) You shoot the soldier that is pushing it.

Q) A Russian, and Serb jump off a building at the same time .. who hits the ground first?
A) Who cares!

Q) Did you hear about the Serb bitch who told her husband, Give me 10 inches and make it hurt.
A) He fucked her twice and threw her down the stairs.

Q) Why do Serbs drive with their windows up?
A) They think the smell is coming from outside.

A Serb walks into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "Get the fuck out of here."

Q: Why do Serbs keep thier door mat on the inside of their house?
A: So they dont dirty up the streets when they go out.

Q: What do Serb men do after sex?
A: Start digging a mass grave.

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Q: What color are albanian tanks?
A: Both are green

Q: What do you call 2 albanians in a tree?
A: Albanian air force.

Q: What do albanians say when they see toilet paper?
A: What is this???

albanians in disco:
https://media.licdn.com/mpr/mpr/p/6/...96/19d6fdd.png
typical albanian family:
http://sanclementepestcontrol.net/wp...n-clemente.png
albanian middle class:
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-CPLeSPNAIy...0/Picture3.png
albanians coming to USA:
https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/--...ockroaches.png

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Aren't albanieans are serbs in a turban? They look the same to us :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Scratch a Serb and find a racist.

Basically Albanians in countries like Italy, Germany or France form the biggest social scum that you could possibly imagine :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

fucking albanians

# The USA is a joke program
# Makes funny funny random jokes

import random

print("I will tell a funny funny joke now, you will shit!")


joke = random.randint(1, 10)
dindu = ("USA")

if joke == 1:
print(dindu + " Helathcare")
elif joke == 2:
print(dindu + " Education")
elif joke == 3:
print(dindu + " Elections")
elif joke == 4:
print(dindu + " Foreign Policy")
elif joke == 5:
print(dindu + " Rape statistics")
elif joke == 6:
print(dindu + " Gay Rape Statistics")
elif joke == 7:
print(dindu + " Presidential Candidates")
elif joke == 8:
print(dindu + " Debt")
elif joke == 9:
print(dindu + " Obesity")
elif joke == 10:
print(dindu + " Penis Size")


print("\n AHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAAA!")
input("\n Press any key to shit yourself laughing!")

"I wish I was a Serb" :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Nooooooooot.... :1orglaugh

Ahahahahahahahahahaha!

GFY ain't racist btw.

"I want american healthcare" :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

timothy-alsip-robs-bank-for-healthcare

Whether or not Alsip?s health problems are legitimate, his plan to seek jailhouse healthcare may have been inspired by a similar robbery in North Carolina two years ago. At the time, James Verone told reporters that he asked the teller at a Gastonia, N.C., bank for $1

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https://i.ytimg.com/vi/2QS6G8ifPJU/maxresdefault.jpg

"Medical terms never spoken before"

- What is "I'm going to have my surgery done in Serbia"..
- Correct, Slobo.

http://i.imgur.com/AJFtOYx.jpg

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Medical_debt
A 2007 survey had found about 70 million Americans either have difficulty paying for medical treatment or have medical debt"..

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/2QS6G8ifPJU/maxresdefault.jpg

"things never said before"

-What is "I like american healthcare I do not envy cuba"

http://i.imgur.com/AJFtOYx.jpg