Why do people always worry about shit they will never die from?
 

What are your theories on this?

I've met alot of people over the last month or two who are anxious about terrorism, dirty bombs, anthrax, this new virus that has killed a whopping 1200 people, and other statistically unlikely ends.

One of these people is a woman whose husband I'm friends with. She is about 5'4", probably 250lbs, diabetic, and I don't think I've ever walked by her place and not seen her sitting on her porch stuffing herself with extra crispy KFC.

She told me she was worried about a dirty bomb getting her.

Cervix cancer is going to get me. :(

I just know that the lightning bolt is gonna catch up to me one day.

hehehe

Better than spontaneous human combustion!

I'll probably die from stupid thread syndrome before anything else.

Haha...if you do die from this then there's a LONG list of suspects for murder then huh? :glugglug

Its called suicide :winkwink: