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Plat 03-25-2003 01:22 PM

Now Hiring **PAYING TOP DOLLAR**
 
I'm in need of a maid!

Someone to make me breakfast in the morning, wipe my mouth clean after i eat, hand me a towel when I hop outta the shower, wash my clothes, go to the supermarket every weekend and stock up on food/beer.

If you find yourself with these abilities and are willing to devote your life to my happiness then please apply here plat[[@]]platDOTcom

stocktrader23 03-25-2003 01:23 PM

You forgot the age 18-25, must work nude, etc.

Dawgy 03-25-2003 01:24 PM

ill do it.

naked, too.

:Graucho

Plat 03-25-2003 01:24 PM

age can vary anywhere from 18-35 and nudity is optional

MetaMan 03-25-2003 01:26 PM

i hope u like the taste of poison.
:thumbsup

Jakke PNG 03-25-2003 01:28 PM

I'll pay you 250$/month if you take my gf.

Kat - Fast 03-25-2003 01:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Plat
I'm in need of a maid!

Someone to make me breakfast in the morning, wipe my mouth clean after i eat, hand me a towel when I hop outta the shower, wash my clothes, go to the supermarket every weekend and stock up on food/beer.

If you find yourself with these abilities and are willing to devote your life to my happiness then please apply here plat[[@]]platDOTcom

Please pass on the details of those who don't quite meet your criteria - I have a similar happiness project I'd like to concentrate on

ServerGenius 03-25-2003 01:31 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TeenGodFather
I'll pay you 250$/month if you take my gf.
LMAO!!!

DynaMite :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

asuna 03-25-2003 01:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TeenGodFather
I'll pay you 250$/month if you take my gf.
send her over!

Plat 03-25-2003 02:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TeenGodFather
I'll pay you 250$/month if you take my gf.
deal! I hope she can cook

Scoobs 03-26-2003 04:04 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by TeenGodFather
I'll pay you 250$/month if you take my gf.
TGF... I'll pay you 250$/month if you answer my ICQ messages I am sending you???...

Gemini 03-26-2003 04:24 AM

anywhere from 18-35...

You have to respect a guy that knows he's not up to handling a WOMAN over 35. :winkwink: :1orglaugh


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