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iSpyCams 04-11-2016 02:27 PM

Dark Souls 3 anyone? (giveaway inside)
 
According to my Amazon account I have 2 copies arriving tomorrow before 8 PM. This is the PS4 version.

It seems in my exuberance and over-excitedness to waste time, I preordered the game twice.

Trying to think of something exciting to do with the extra copy, so I am thinking:

Post the reason I should give it to you here in this thread. I will evaluate the answers when the package arrives and send it to you if you "win". I am willing to pay up to $20 for shipping UPS or USPS. - I live in the continental USA.

If under 10 users respond I am reserving the right to cancel the giveaway and give it away similarly on Facebook, but my FB is kind of a minefield right now since my relationship status got complicated, so not looking forward to that.

So to recap, tell me why you deserve my PS4 day one edition extra copy of dark souls 3, and if it can be delivered to you for under 20 bucks and I have at least 9 other options it's yours no strings attached. (you will have to provide me with a deliverable address, obviously) I will evaluate replies when the goods arrive.

Thank you for your time, that is all!

PornWorx 04-11-2016 02:30 PM

I have been studying for a single 6 hour long medical exam for 2 years that is coming up soon. While raising two kids and working two jobs. I could use the fun before I have a full nervous break down. I was actually just looking at this game today. Looks excellent.

iSpyCams 04-11-2016 02:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PornWorx (Post 20831420)
I have been studying for a single 6 hour long medical exam for 2 years that is coming up soon. While raising two kids and working two jobs. I could use the fun before I have a full nervous break down. I was actually just looking at this game today. Looks excellent.

Good one. I will point out that this series is a bad choice for anyone looking to avoid a nervous breakdown, but we all blow off steam in our own way so I won't count that against you.

AntonMG 04-11-2016 02:46 PM

I'll paypal the shipping fee.

Klen 04-11-2016 02:49 PM

Nice offer, tho i dont have PS4.

PornWorx 04-12-2016 04:13 AM

bummmmmp...I am a little surprised by the lack of replies.

CurrentlySober 04-12-2016 04:46 AM

Cause i cunt a4d my own... :(


and i also like poo?

Rob 04-12-2016 04:55 AM

I deserve it because my uncle died on 9/11. I still live with a constant reminder of the tragedy. He was able to call me from the plane shortly before it hit the first tower. I'll never forget his final words..."ALLAH AKBAR!!!"

iSpyCams 04-12-2016 06:04 AM

I see 4 compelling arguments so far, we need 10 to hit the minimum. I feel like I should come up with a strategy for objectively finding a winner, but since not many of you guys are morning people and I usually get my Amazon deliveries around noon, I am guessing we won't have enough entries in time.

Spunky 04-12-2016 06:45 AM

I enjoyed the previous versions. looking forward to it

MrBottomTooth 04-12-2016 07:31 AM

I would like it. I got rejected by a fat girl on the weekend. She used to be a real slut when she was younger. Now she is almost 40 years old and has gained 50 lbs. Still wouldn't put out for me. Needless to say I am depressed and need something to take my mind off it. Plus I actually beat Dark Souls 2 last year so I will actually play this.

iSpyCams 04-12-2016 12:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrBottomTooth (Post 20832995)
I would like it. I got rejected by a fat girl on the weekend. She used to be a real slut when she was younger. Now she is almost 40 years old and has gained 50 lbs. Still wouldn't put out for me. Needless to say I am depressed and need something to take my mind off it. Plus I actually beat Dark Souls 2 last year so I will actually play this.

Finished DS2 and got shot down by a fat girl? It's possible you are now in the lead.

Let me just say that most of the unreasonable rejections I've received turned out to be bad timing - menstruation or inadequate grooming on their part forced them to reject intimacy. So don't take it too hard.

iSpyCams 04-12-2016 12:20 PM

Still no package at my door. Tracking says "out for delivery" and I can only imagine at this point that I wasn't on the list for the AM rounds.

So still time for additional entries. We need 10. I count 6 so far.

MrBottomTooth 04-12-2016 12:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by iSpyCams (Post 20833709)
Finished DS2 and got shot down by a fat girl? It's possible you are now in the lead.

Lol. That made me laugh at least. Ds2 was easily the hardest game I've ever played and completed. There's some nes stuff that was harder but I always gave up on those. Great game. I don't remember what my death count was when I finished it but I'm assuming it must have been well over 500 deaths, probably closer to 1000.

Rob 04-12-2016 03:13 PM

My grandfather died fighting the Nazis in Germany while holding Bastogne with the 101st Airborne, Easy Company. His buddy, PFC Hilgerman sent his death letter to my grandmother. In his letter, he said make sure of two things; first, name his first grandson Rob. And second, for his grandson to play, and beat Dark Souls 3 when it is released on the PS4.

You could help fulfill the last wishes of a war veteran. That's deep, and that's why I deserve the game. I was lying about my first reason. My uncle didn't really say, "Allah Akbar!". I don't even have an uncle.

iSpyCams 04-13-2016 06:09 AM

Package arrived last night, I waited till this AM to check the thread, we still don't have the 10 replies needed to reach the minimum. So I am exercising my option to give it away locally.

It's true what they are saying on Reddit, the hardest boss in the game is the alarm clock the next morning. It's going to be a long day.

CaptainHowdy 04-13-2016 08:54 AM

I don't play videogames ...

PornWorx 04-13-2016 12:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by iSpyCams (Post 20835011)
Package arrived last night, I waited till this AM to check the thread, we still don't have the 10 replies needed to reach the minimum. So I am exercising my option to give it away locally.

It's true what they are saying on Reddit, the hardest boss in the game is the alarm clock the next morning. It's going to be a long day.

Have fun. Enjoy the game.


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