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When you only fuck in positions that are used in video shoots.


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When you think everyone knows what a bukkake is....

When you recognize the Venetian bedspread in porn shoots.

When you see a giant gaping asshole on a daily basis.

When you have enough money to kick back all day and get your daily rotflmaol fixes from the GFY newbies and anti-america posts.

When your dick gets soft looking at it

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Who owns spasticsex.com ?

Thats funny ..even worse you can name almost all hotel shoots ..

You are considering the camera angles then realize you are at your bf's and there are NO CAMS...

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"Damn, look at that ass.... she'd make great content."

You talk to someone and are actually stuffing your phrases with keywords

Damn, that is very true.

Ran a shiver down my spine.

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When you try to justify the cost of some frivolous item that you 'need' to have by how many "sing-ups" it will take to recover the costs.

when you start looking at every female you come accross as content. specially cute waitresses :)

...when you review galleries, and can name the girls name and which site the content was purchased from.

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exactly !

that new peron onboard , or the new hosting will cost X recurring customers per month .... too funny !

You have to wear diapers.

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When somebody says "Hey lets go snowballing" and you grab your camera instead the freaking cloves

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:( True! True! True! Oh My :helpme

Can someone give me an example of this? I still can't picture it. :1orglaugh

Friend: I heard you hooked up with that chick slutting onto you at the club.. So what did she look like?

You: Oh man! Fine Bitch, total sex hound.. she was a cum slurping deamon! Real ebony look about her you know? Bit of an amateur when it came down to the rim jobs though.

... When you paint "Bangbus" on the side of your ride and go around offering chicks $$$ for head:2 cents:

Google search..... :1orglaugh
Results 1 - 10 of about 37,300,000. Search took 0.06 seconds.

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when instead of laughing you want to say LOL

Lol, happened to me yesterday, the guy looked at me like I was speaking Chinese or something!

:1orglaugh I've done that once or twice. LMAO

... when you think everyone should feel warm and comforted when you tell them to "Go Fuck Yourself!".

... when you see a woman, you imagine her in the spread eagle position, and wonder if she shaves, or if you could get away with paying her $20.00/hr to do hardcore, without getting slapped.

... when chix are ugly during sex if they don't make with the PornStar faces.

... when you see an old lady in the grocery, and wonder what that niche would make, and how quickly you can reach your ROI.

... when you fantasize about banging a midget while Trannies and Naked Clown babes play with balloons.

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When you hooked up more then 3 LCD monitors to your computer, but you only use one. The rest are for monitoring important stuff and stuff.

When you don't even react when you see *******

BINGO - That started pretty early in this game for me. :thumbsup

I've seen ******* 100 times lately and I still react. :1orglaugh

when days turn into weeks. weeks turn into months. months turn into years.

vive la porno!!

...when girls with a full natural bush start to look *wrong* to you somehow.

...when you have to get up in the middle of the night and do a deleted domains search because you had a dream about a perfect niche site.

...when you dream about checking your stats, and get pissy when you don't have as many sign-ups in real-life as you did in your dream.

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try working largely in mature porn...you start looking at old ladies and thinking they could make you money.

I can do that! Even better is when I get sent pics by guys pretending to be women in chatrooms and I can shoot them down by telling them the 'name' of the model and where I can buy the content.

..when you realize you can't move your limbs because you've been sitting infront of the goddamn computer for 7 days in a row. (and it smell like urine)...

When you see the name Bob and you automatically think Blacks on Blondes.

You think of ditching your home phones and use ICQ exclusively with all your family, freinds, and associates.

gosh, change that to Trillian and I am so there

When at a party, you flinch when offered caviar

Yep :thumbsup ! and also.. if you're trying to perve on chicks.. or guys... you tend to always think "nah... she'd make shit content" or "oh yeah, I could picture him!" haha

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But I dont think that has to do with being in porn too long just plain issues in that one.

Wonder if porn site webmistresses see guys as content?