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Seriously Fucked Up Family Reunion
http://www.gammae.com/famedollars/ne...ges/0331BA.jpg Scene Title: DysFUCKtional Family Reunion Pornstars: Joanna Angel, Veronica Rose, Amber Ivy, Tommy Pistol, Xander Corvus Tags: Family Roleplay, Anal, Double Penetration, Tattoos, Emo Notes: Watch one fucked up tattooed family reunion fantasy where the family plays together, stays together, and lays together. http://www.gammae.com/uploads/veevee...tember2008.jpg |
My daughter has gotten to the age where she asks me embarrassing questions about sex.
This morning she asked me "Is that the best you can do?" |
"Uncle Ernie, you said you would take me to Florida for my Birthday!"
"No I didn't honey - I said when you turned 18 I was gonna tamper with you." |
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A guy goes to the doctor. The Doc comes in and asks, "What can we do for you today?"
"I would like to get some birth control for my daughter." "How old is your daughter?" "She's 14." "Is she sexually active?" "No, she just lays there ... just like her mother." . |
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I called up work today and told my boss that I wont be coming in because I'm sick...
How Sick? he asked me... I told him I was in bed fucking my 14 year old daughter and asked if that was sick enough for him... |
Looks like a fun family reunion! :thumbsup
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is this shit legal? I have a english friend with a incest idea and he was took down by UK government
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yes yes yes.
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if it sells....
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Worst one i ever heard was "Whats the worst part of fucking a 6 year old?"
"Trying to get the blood out of your Tinky Winky Suit" |
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A girl goes to her dad and says "Dad can I borrow the car tonight?"
Dad says "OK give me a BJ and you can take the car". Girl says "That's disgusting, no way!" "No blowjob no car" so the poor girl starts doing the business. A few seconds later the girls stops and spits out - "That tastes like shit!" To which Dad says "Yes your brother borrowed the car this morning!" |
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