Sing it with me now....
 

Start the player and sing along now ...

(Sung to the tune of "If You're Happy And You Know It Clap Your Hands")

BOMB IRAQ !

If we cannot find Osama, bomb Iraq.
If the markets hurt your Mama, bomb Iraq.
If the terrorists are Saudi
And the bank takes back your Audi
And the TV shows are bawdy,
Bomb Iraq.

If the corporate scandals growin', bomb Iraq.
And your ties to them are showin', bomb Iraq.
If the smoking gun ain't smokin'
We don't care, and we're not jokin'.
That Saddam will soon be croakin',
Bomb Iraq.

Even if we have no allies, bomb Iraq.
From the sand dunes to the valleys, bomb Iraq.
So to hell with the inspections;
Let's look tough for the elections,
Close your mind and take directions,
Bomb Iraq.

While the globe is slowly warming, bomb Iraq.
Yay! the clouds of war are storming, bomb Iraq.
If the ozone hole is growing,
Some things we prefer not knowing.
(Though our ignorance is showing),
Bomb Iraq.

So! here's one for dear old daddy, bomb Iraq,
From his favorite little laddy, bomb Iraq.
Saying no would look like treason.
It's the Hussein hunting season.
Even if we have no reason,
Bomb Iraq.

Zoe will you marry me?

And bear in mind he has 3 testicles

3 testicles?

What does he use the third one for?

The third one is used to give an extra shot of load when I am about to blow. It kinda like UPS for my love lizard.

On demaned I can have 1 liter of jizz ready to shoot. The directors love this.

Do you talk to your mother with that mouth?

:eek7

My mom passed away from cancer 2 years ago

Eep.

Sorry man.

*slowly walks away and disappears*

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*shrug*

No harm , you didnt know :)

What kind of cancer did she have, if I may ask?

Lung cancer

hippies will be hippies.

its good that no one listens to what they say anyway.

scream louder, everyone is listening.