The funniest thing I have read in a long time...
 

This is an email from a guy who makes and sells seating for churches sent to the folks at my favorite church-parody/atheist website, www.Landoverbaptist.org

http://www.landoverbaptist.org/mail/...ek/020303.html

Now this guy knows how to say "Go fuck yourself!"

A small exerpt:

"I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid so stupid that it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Mega-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. Your writing has to be a troll. Nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know. I'm sorry. I can't go on." (...but of course he goes on)

:eyecrazy