My mate from school was in the news a few weeks ago
 

War hero beaten to a pulp by girlfriend in brutal attack with dumbbell - Mirror Online

I was very good friends with him at school.

He looks like an old man now.

When I read the title, inappropriate conduct involving furry small helpless creatures came to mind.

Fuck off jane you weirdo

And so do you.

I look young and sexy.

Often I can go to the cinia half price as I look so young, but of course they never let me in 18 rated films.

That's the first time I have seen humour with you even if it was unintentional.
I remember going to the cinema with a mate when I was about 14 and we planned the day with precision.

We first went to a showing we could get in and after it finished we hid in the toilets and went to the next showing of an 18+ movie. We did this about 4 times and was in about 10 hours or more lol.

I used to love looking too young. I used to pay less on the bus.

I still think I look younger than those I went to school with.

Many of the girls look old now.

In fact only one I went to school with looks decent.

However she is as messed up in the head (if not more so) than the girl who attact my mate (a very long story).

I could do the same on the train when I was about 18, I had to go for certain hairstyles. Going to Uni aged me though, still look younger than I am, but hair very thin and going grey around the sides

I just nip in the loose when the ticket collector walks past.

He is 43?? Holy shit.

Men are probably beaten by their girlfriends a lot more than is known.

I bet if he didn't need hospital care it wouldn't have been reported.

Is everyone who serves in the army considered a hero ? Just something i've always wondered...