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Rob 02-26-2016 12:57 PM

Is there surgery that can make your dick bigger?
 
I'm asking for a friend.

EddyTheDog 02-26-2016 01:03 PM

They reattached Bobbit's, so I assume they can do a transplant - The good thing is you don't have to wait for someone to die - There are millions of guys out there who don't want their's any more - Pay for their op and I am sure they will give it to you...

Sorry, not you - Your 'friend'.....

beerptrol 02-26-2016 01:10 PM

just wear a pair of magnified reading glasses

L-Pink 02-26-2016 01:16 PM

Get a female to touch it and I'll bet it gets bigger on it's own.

wehateporn 02-26-2016 01:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by beerptrol (Post 20739543)
just wear a pair of magnified reading glasses

Yes, get these for the Mrs and buy her some tightening gel :2 cents:

Rob 02-26-2016 01:32 PM

It has nothing to do with his sex life. He said he's tired of pissing on his balls, causing the piss to go all over the floor and toilet seat.

L-Pink 02-26-2016 01:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rob (Post 20739560)
It has nothing to do with his sex life. He said he's tired of pissing on his balls, causing the piss to go all over the floor and toilet seat.


Common problem in Serbia. Try pissing like Serbs do ...

http://i.imgur.com/nRyRazN.jpg


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OneHungLo 02-26-2016 02:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rob (Post 20739560)
It has nothing to do with his sex life. He said he's tired of pissing on his balls, causing the piss to go all over the floor and toilet seat.

Is he fat? I read somewhere you gain an inch for every 35lbs you lose. Tell him to start there first.

MiamiBoyz 02-26-2016 02:40 PM

If you are worried about the size of your cock then the battle is already lost...

http://40.media.tumblr.com/7580753f2...awvco1_500.jpg

The Porn Nerd 02-26-2016 03:01 PM

"for a friend"....hah ok.

Why do you want it to bigger Rob? Isn't nine inches enough for you? :)

ruff 02-26-2016 03:04 PM

Doctors can cut a ligament and you can get an extra inch in the hang. Good for the gym but no real length hard. You can also get fat injections that will give you some serious girth and girth is a popular request from the ladies. Forget the Arabic Jelk and suction pipes they don't do shit. Other than that, don't know what's left. Like they say if she wants ten inches fuck her twice.

OneHungLo 02-26-2016 04:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MiamiBoyz (Post 20739603)
If you are worried about the size of your cock then the battle is already lost...

http://40.media.tumblr.com/7580753f2...awvco1_500.jpg

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

The Porn Nerd 02-26-2016 04:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ruff (Post 20739620)
Like they say if she wants ten inches fuck her twice.

Hey that's MY philosophy!
Five inches of fun baby!!

Robbie 02-26-2016 04:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ruff (Post 20739620)
Doctors can cut a ligament and you can get an extra inch in the hang. Good for the gym but no real length hard. You can also get fat injections that will give you some serious girth and girth is a popular request from the ladies. Forget the Arabic Jelk and suction pipes they don't do shit. Other than that, don't know what's left. Like they say if she wants ten inches fuck her twice.

Read about that ligament surgery.

It turns out we all have a few extra inches that are inside of our bodies and you can have that ligament cut and then while it's healing back you have to keep a stretchy band from your cock head to your leg stretching the cock out so that once the ligament reheals all of your "hidden" cock is now exposed.

I read some forums where some guys didn't do the constant stretching of the cock after the surgery and it ended up rehealing with more of the cock inside the body. So they ended up shorter! lol

The Porn Nerd 02-26-2016 05:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Robbie (Post 20739677)
Read about that ligament surgery.

It turns out we all have a few extra inches that are inside of our bodies and you can have that ligament cut and then while it's healing back you have to keep a stretchy band from your cock head to your leg stretching the cock out so that once the ligament reheals all of your "hidden" cock is now exposed.

I read some forums where some guys didn't do the constant stretching of the cock after the surgery and it ended up rehealing with more of the cock inside the body. So they ended up shorter! lol

Brother I been stretching my little dicky since '72 on a daily basis. That ol' liggy should be slack by now shit.

LetterTwenty7 02-26-2016 05:38 PM

Shave your pubes or find a short girl.:thumbsup

wehateporn 02-26-2016 05:46 PM


OneHungLo 02-26-2016 06:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Robbie (Post 20739677)
Read about that ligament surgery.

It turns out we all have a few extra inches that are inside of our bodies and you can have that ligament cut and then while it's healing back you have to keep a stretchy band from your cock head to your leg stretching the cock out so that once the ligament reheals all of your "hidden" cock is now exposed.

I read some forums where some guys didn't do the constant stretching of the cock after the surgery and it ended up rehealing with more of the cock inside the body. So they ended up shorter! lol

http://i.imgur.com/364YSYx.gif

ErectMedia 02-26-2016 11:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MiamiBoyz (Post 20739603)

:1orglaugh

ilnjscb 02-27-2016 04:13 PM

Yes you apparently can gain about an inch from stretching if done absolutely correctly under medical supervision. I haven't tried it but there is a study that attest to it. If I had the courage that some of the insane bastards on this forum have, I'd franchise it and I'd be running for president.

Mr Pheer 02-27-2016 10:32 PM

Just buy an expensive sports car or a big 4x4 truck, and embrace having a micropenis.

Penny24Seven 02-28-2016 12:32 AM

This thread rocks so much HAHA

RummyBoy 02-28-2016 12:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wehateporn (Post 20739734)

That's dangerous!! But to quote BrassMonkey, how do we know its the one in the picture? :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

ianmoone332000 02-28-2016 07:28 AM

I seen some guy whos banging a girl i follow on twitter the other day who said he has 6 silicone implants in his cock. Never heard of it before


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