Monster Jam
 

Just got home from the Monster Jam World Finals. Was my first time at a monster truck event, was never interested in them, but my kid likes it (hes only 4 years old) so I took him to check it out.

Monster trucks on TV suck... Monster trucks in real life, up close, are kinda cool. The racing was ok (Wolverine won the world championship) but the freestyle shit was pretty cool... those trucks drove on top of everything and tore the shit out cars, buses, motor home, trash trucks, everything in site.

Anyway, thats the GFY motorsports report for tonight.

" Hey Jethro dem machines r pretty cool UHYUCK "

" Ya Maybel dem engines r sure loud, hey Jr. open mah beer "

dude... you need spelling lessons

i was typing like that on purpose,
but anyway joke was just killed.