What the 'ideal men's body' looks like around the world
 

Which one do you prefer, OP?

I would be comfortable looking like the South African. Some men have a vanity which has evolved to another level, it actually takes a step backwards; you want to look good enough but not look like you care or take yourself seriously

Looks like Serbia its the best option to live :P

not what i was expecting ...

south africa is more reasonable to me but most sucks.

well it's a load of bollocks compared to what I've seen :1orglaugh :thumbsup

The American people work out

Moving to Serbia

Portugal looks fine to me

they all look like peter griffen

Russia's got boobs lol.

I wouldn't say ideal. Those body forms are most typical ones.

The United States guy breaks your theory

I'd do the best in the U.K. even though I'm even more anorexic than that. :2 cents:

source? Some polling? I call bullshit.

Actually not. I'm talking about ones who do sports/work out (fat krustyburger eaters do not count). So both the US (work on relief) and Russian ones (work on muscle mass) do absolutely fit my "theory" :)

i look like those guys

Women like man boobs in Russia?

Show me a girl who says she likes a fat body and I'll show you a liar. I don't care what part of the world she comes from.

This pic is bullshit...and it makes sense given who the OP is. It's his modus operandi to find the most bullshit peddling corners of the internet and bring us what his little brain thinks is the truth.

And how do people in UK and US work out SO differently to get that much different bodies? :error

Maybe they focus on drying :error

Ah, the chicks love the Emelianenko-style man boobs a lot!

http://mmaonline.ru/_ph/1/2/687658369.jpg

http://foma.ru/fotos/journal/113/emelyanenko_3.jpg

And they treat drained men as stripteaser/gays here (the ones they can put money into pants).

http://s.napodiume.ru/content/photo/...63393004b4.jpg

http://www.concert-star.ru/images/st...oto30/1125.jpg

I don't know why but most of Russian women do prefer brutal mighty men over these relief models. Even I (a straight male) consider them homos.

OK - Time to call in the experts...

1. At number 1 - The US - The easiest on the eye but lets face it 95% of us would be embarrassed being within 10 feet of that body.

2. South Africa - Looks OK - But, he's South African.

3. The UK - Should be achievable - However, most of us here look more like the Serbian.

Think it was New Scientist

The Russian one looks like he just worked his chest and arms. Almost zero core muscles and guessing no legs either, which means it's all for show and no functional strength.

The Serbian one basically looks like all the monkey Balkan Mafia types, complete with the shitty shoulder tattoo.

99% of Russian women will prefer a strong Slavic man like this:

http://www.yarsport.ru/uploads/posts...8578_karen.jpg

over this girly model:

http://40.media.tumblr.com/f53778212...x9tso1_500.jpg

I'm not trolling now. I live here and know which type of man most of the local women will go with.

There's nothing girly about the second pic. Sounds like Russian men are too lazy to sculpt their bodies. But I understand...you guys have better things to do, like drink vodka and run scams.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Because...

https://akphoto3.ask.fm/477/160/473/...ginal/file.jpg

Fascinating !

too lazy? or did they decide it serves zero purpose to have bodyfat %'s that low in the first place?

I prefer a bit toned, but not like a cheese grater!