simple yet convincing
 

I'm very sorry the government taxes their tips, that's fucked up. That ain't my fault. It would seem to me that waitresses are one of the many groups the government fucks in the ass on a regular basis. Look, if you ask me to sign something that says the government shouldn't do that, I'll sign it, put it to a vote, I'll vote for it, but what I won't do is play ball. And as for this non-college bullshit I got two words for that: learn to fuckin' type, 'cause if you're expecting me to help out with the rent you're in for a big fuckin' surprise.

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I've been here a long fucking time and she's only refilled my coffee three times. I think she should be able to refill my coffee at least six times.

what did you think of 'The Age of Spiritual Machines'?

put a god damned dollar in pink

Learn how to write. This statement (post) hurts the eyes. And your post remindes me why I do pro-bono work.

Thanks for posting :(

I don't believe you. We need more people.

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2 minutes later... :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

i havent laughed this hard since Hardcore J kicked me in the balls:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Whats the name of the song playing just before he slices up the cop?

i meant licked..he licked me in the balls:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

ah shit... :1orglaugh

I hope to answer that question for you 500 years from now.

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and the book? i thought it was alright.

Believe or don't believe. Every student has a thought and more!



:)

an u get it ok? for some reason posting it in the thread comes up with server errors

works fine. table dance/gotta get that table dance...

Yep. Interesting read.