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  • EddyTheDog
    Just Doing My Own Thing
    • Jan 2011
    • 25439

    #1

    WARNING: Diabetic Jam Alert! - CS In Here...

    On the jar it says it contains Sorbitol and may cause a laxative effect in very small writing...

    Let me tell you - It should be in BIG LETTERS on the front of the jar.....

    I had 2 pieces of toast with some on - Not excessive at all - OH MY GOD - I have had to call in a HAZMAT team - They have taken the 'stuff' I produced away in oil drums and are going to bury it under a mountain in Wales.....




  • MK Ultra
    Confirmed User
    • Jun 2007
    • 880

    #2
    Watch out for sugar alcohols in "sugar free" foods, especially sugar free candy.

    Unless of course you like the feeling of being about to explode from the gas pressure

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    • clickity click
      So Fecking Bummed
      • Aug 2014
      • 3682

      #3
      Lucky Wales.

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      • EddyTheDog
        Just Doing My Own Thing
        • Jan 2011
        • 25439

        #4
        Originally posted by clickity click
        Lucky Wales.
        They said it should be safe in a million years or so...

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        • RummyBoy
          Confirmed User
          • Dec 2009
          • 2157

          #5
          Maltitol is okay and it works really well in chocolate

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          • Penny24Seven
            So Fucking What
            • Jun 2007
            • 6287

            #6
            Dude that was fucking funny, you should be a writer haha. and to think I have always thought you talked too much but this time it paid off haaa
            Our site is coming soon. It will be one of the best ever! I know so. Brian and Penny

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            • Rob
              I'm a great bowler.
              • Nov 2003
              • 13310

              #7
              Sure it was jam and not jelly, cause jam don't jiggle like that!

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              • beerptrol
                Confirmed Asshole
                • Feb 2003
                • 12722

                #8
                I thought this was gonna be about some old fat rockers jamming(Axl Rose)

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                • blackmonsters
                  Making PHP work
                  • Nov 2002
                  • 21106

                  #9


                  I might try it.
                  Good luck.



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                  • RummyBoy
                    Confirmed User
                    • Dec 2009
                    • 2157

                    #10
                    In the UK its Jam and in the US you call it Jello i think

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                    • dyna mo
                      just a fucking jerk
                      • Dec 2008
                      • 68244

                      #11
                      There's no diabetic jam in here!

                      Was expecting some songs by the poison dude. Brett what's his face

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                      • MakeMeGrrrrowl
                        Grrrrrrrrr
                        • Oct 2002
                        • 4984

                        #12
                        That's so gross.

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                        • Phoenix
                          BACON BACON BACON
                          • Nov 2002
                          • 35475

                          #13
                          Originally posted by RummyBoy
                          In the UK its Jam and in the US you call it Jello i think
                          I thought there was a difference in the two. Jam is a bit more healthy made with fresh fruits and jelly was mostly pectin or sugar based with less fruit.

                          I could be wrong
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