I can't afford a Haircut but I like to Look Good What Should I do?
 

My hair gets more afro by the day. I need a haircut but money is tight.
I have a few options available to me, what do you think I should do?

1. Grow it. Afro's are cool.
2. Stop buying wine and make your own.
3. Go to a cheap ass barbers and get a shit haircut.
4. Pay for a decent haircut (on credit)
5. DIY
6. Get the wife to do it, I already asked but she isn't feeling it.

Be a unique rebel and get a reverse mohawk with fro hair.

Find a used flobee or make one with a vacuum and pair of clippers

Whats a reverse mohawk with fro hair

A hair washing + haircut in the nearest barber shop costs about 300 rubles (which is about $3.75 USD after financial crisis). A poor coder like me can not afford to pay that much, so I prefer to do a haircut at home. I set a trimmer to 5 mm, give it to my wife and voilà - I have a new haircut! ;)

http://i.imgur.com/qzxIE6B.jpg


Buy one of these and buzz it yourself :2 cents:

or get a hat?

Switch to wanking outside barber colleges.

Rob a bank. You'll either have enough for a haircut or you can get them free in jail.

Either DIY or go to cheap barber.
Problem with DIY - you can not shave back of the head (around neck etc) cleanly easily. I mean somewhat clean yes, but not as clean as if other person did it for you.

Are you African by the way?

grow a man bun

Hair is over rated.shave it off

"1. Grow it. Afro's are cool."

yup.

If you cant a4rd haircut just grow up

I went to get my hair cut and my usual barber was on a day off.
I'll have to go back tomorrow.

You mean just grow it?

you make mad money, you are a baller. Fake hair drama

This must be a bit about him going bald.