I bought me a gun!!!
 

I scared the Old Lady checker half to damn death tonight. :rotfl:
I have this terrorist fucking dog that will NOT go away, he tries to bite my kids and terrorizes my dogs...... he is just a little dick. We can't find who owns him, but he is a mean little bastard.

Sooooo, I go into Wal Mart tonight and get me a pellet gun with plans to pop that little fucker in the ass a couple of times and he'll go away.

I get to the counter and I have 2 baseball bats, a pellet gun and a few other items......... the bats are for my boys. I was in a good mood and me and SongRider were playing around, I was trying to talk him into paying for it........... he said hell no and walks off......... forgetting about this whole war thing and told the lady, JOKINGLY, that I was preparing to protect myself. She all but physically stepped back and gave me the funniest damn look and asked me was the gun mine, she was scared half to damn death. I guess she thought I was going to literally shoot someone....... then I realize she didn't know that it was just a pellet gun.

GOD only knows what was going thru her head, here I come walking up with a shirt that says "go fuck yourself" packing two baseball bats and a damn gun......... :rotfl:

Sorry, I just had to share this, it is still cracking me up. I didn't mean to scare her, but I guess judging by what I was wearing and what I bought, she musta been scared outta her damn mind. LMAO

Lensman, just thought I'd post this here too, to show ya I DO still love ya and I DO still love to have fun with my GFY shirt......... ;)

Funny shirts rule, I like wearing my REPOSSESSION AGENT shirt, dirty looks rock..
maybe I should get some new ones printed up... with a URL.. I got 20 free ones thanks to xxxinnovations:thumbsup

I was approached about my GFY shirt being very insulting and that I should be ashamed to wear something like that in public.

I was already having a bad day, so I turned to her and said "Great...you can fucking read, but can you follow directions?"



End of conversation :thumbsup

No one has ever said anything to us when we wear our crazy shirts. Not sure why, but they just look at us and walk on by, never saying a word.

I have a pcbbs shirt that my husband stole from me and a hat and some kid fell in love with it where we went to eat once. And I have a shirt that says "I take it back, unfuck you", that one gets some weird looks. Then I have my pib one that has an all but naked woman on the back......... my 19 year old got some pretty strange looks with that one and some old lady followed her into the bathroom in a store trying to save her soul........

I love shocking people. Makes me know they DO still pay attention... LMAO

I love to collect t-shirts with crazy shit on them....... LMAO

your 19 year old daughter wears a PIB shirt with a scantily clad chick on the back?

Yes she does...... she lives out on her own and pays her own bills, she can wear whatever she wants to wear......... LOL

hehehe... so are you saying you wouldn't let her wear it if she was living under your roof? i'm assuming you provided her with the shirt? hehehe... :thumbsup

Yes she wore it when she lived at home...... and for her 18th birthday I won her her own gfy sweatshirt......... she just moved out a couple of months ago. But since she is 19 and is a responsible kid, I figure she can handle it. And if she came to me and said she wanted to start building porn sites, I'd help her the same as I help anyone else who is over 18.........

:winkwink:

if she came to you and said she wanted to do a solo site like CindyStinx, would you help her? would you be her photographer? hehe... i'm just messing with you :)

Well if I see a young gal around town with that shirt on, I'll know who it is.. :)

Oh HELL no........ THAT is where my line is drawn. She may be 19, but there are times when I still see her as a baby, and that is one of those times. I would never do that for her at ANY age........ LMAO

We are not uptight in my house about sexuality at all, it isn't a bad thing. But we don't walk around talking about it either....... LMAO

You won't see her anywhere around there....... she moved to the northern part of the county with her boyfriend........ she hates this end of the county....... LMAO

can I hit it?

Smart girl.. :)

If you have the balls, go ahead and try it, she'd kick your ass in a hurry. She is the ONE girl, I don't think I will ever have to worry about being raped, she is a badass little shit. LOL

Scooter........ yeah I know. She is so happy up there where she is though, and it is a great little town. I haven't spent that much time up there til recently, but it seems like a very cool little place.

:thumbsup :1orglaugh :thumbsup

welp there went my chance

Yeah, I believe so. I have seen her horsing around with some of her male friends and she can take them down like she was one of them........ LMAO

BONEPRONE FUCKED HER!