Going to the dark side...

Collapse
X
 
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts
  • mineistaken
    See signature :)
    • Apr 2007
    • 29656

    #1

    Going to the dark side...

    ... Decided to grow my first ever beard (or stubble).

    I have never had any kind of beard, I shave every second day or so.

    Not sure about real beard, but I will be starting with a stubble. I read that I should grow for 4-7 days and start trimming from there.

    Since GFY is full of beard experts, looking for tips and tricks.

    Movember 2016!
  • PuppetMaster
    Confirmed User
    • May 2002
    • 545

    #2
    Enjoy your stay there.
    Recognize Old Skool GFY. Vote for people like AaronM, JFK, Juicy, baddog and others who pioneered this place!

    Comment

    • clickity click
      So Fecking Bummed
      • Aug 2014
      • 3682

      #3
      It's awful.

      Get ready for the worst itch around day 4+

      The itch never goes although as the beard gets longer it does grow on you.

      Comment

      • mineistaken
        See signature :)
        • Apr 2007
        • 29656

        #4
        Originally posted by clickity click
        It's awful.

        Get ready for the worst itch around day 4+

        The itch never goes although as the beard gets longer it does grow on you.
        Beauty demands suffering or however the saying goes

        Comment

        • mce
          Confirmed User
          • Jun 2012
          • 3915

          #5
          Oh okay......

          The title got me thinking that you were going to go BLACKHAT on us

          Pay Virtual Assistants Based on RESULTS instead of TIME
          STOP getting FUCKED IN THE ASS by your VA

          Comment

          • j3rkules
            VIP
            • Jul 2013
            • 22101

            #6
            Post some pictures buddy.

            Comment

            • davidclickpapa
              Confirmed User
              • May 2015
              • 983

              #7
              grow a beard and never look back.
              also... itch? never heard of it

              here's some motivation

              ClickPapa.com - Smart Ad Network for Smart People - Buy or sell CPC/CPM [BLOG - TWITTER - FB - INFOGRAPHIC about becoming more successful with us]
              Real Time Bidding / Selectable minimum CPM per geo / Premium Inventory / IP Range Targeting / Dayparting / Audited traffic / Weekly Payout / Campaign Optimalizator / Sub Affiliate ID Tracking / Fallback URL per geo / Responsive Dashboard / S2S Postback / Paxum+PayPal+Payoneer supported / Dedicated Account Managers

              Current promos: [#ClickPapaMadeMeRich - extra Affiliate bonus $50 and up!] [Spread the word and earn big! - put your refcode site-wide for an extra 5%!]

              David (marketing manager) - mail: [email protected]

              Comment

              • CurrentlySober
                Too lazy to wipe my ass
                • Aug 2002
                • 38965

                #8
                Regarding the itch, yes it WILL itch like crazy until it reaches a certain length. This is especially true for 1st timers - Simply because if you regularly shave, your face isn't used to having the hair there in any more than trace amounts.

                Simple answer to this is to wash your beard growth with hair conditioner. The 'Head and Shoulders' brand worked well for me. This softens the stubble and takes the itch away. As soon as it has reached a certain length, say after about a week and a half it will stop itching entirely.

                Why not take a pic of just your chin (No need to show your entire face) once a day. Then, once its grown, say after a month, put all the pics together to form an animated gif? Pretty cool and easy to do if you use a webcam on your computer to take the pics - You can easily get the exact same position and lighting each day

                Good luck and happy growing


                👁️ 👍️ 💩

                Comment

                • JasonCollins
                  Confirmed User
                  • Sep 2013
                  • 970

                  #9
                  Originally posted by davidclickpapa
                  grow a beard and never look back.
                  also... itch? never heard of it

                  here's some motivation

                  Transparent, hassle free payments: DialXS.com
                  Email: [email protected] | Telegram: jpcams

                  Comment

                  • Best-In-BC
                    Confirmed User
                    • Jun 2002
                    • 9509

                    #10
                    Beards are like sunglasses in doors are for pussies and they help, clean shaved men, get laid easy'er
                    Vacares - Web Hosting, Domains, O365, Security & More
                    Unparked domains burning a hole in your pocket? 5 Simple Ways to Make Easy $$$ from Unused Domains

                    Comment

                    • O MARINA
                      I'm clockin' ya, Versace shade watchin' ya
                      • Mar 2003
                      • 13794

                      #11
                      Useless without pics

                      Comment

                      • just a punk
                        So fuckin' bored
                        • Jun 2003
                        • 32385

                        #12
                        Originally posted by mineistaken
                        ... Decided to grow my first ever beard
                        Allahu Akbar, bro! Now we are on the same side
                        Obey the Cowgod

                        Comment

                        • mineistaken
                          See signature :)
                          • Apr 2007
                          • 29656

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Best-In-BC
                          Beards are like sunglasses in doors are for pussies and they help, clean shaved men, get laid easy'er
                          I tend to agree. I like clean look as well, but I am just curious of how I would look with a stubble. I am not going with a long beard, in my opinion it is disgusting (sorry long bearded guys, it is just my personal taste and we know that each one has different taste, so no offense should be taken).
                          So I do not expect that I will look better, just wanted to add some novelty to how I look. Plus I tend to look much younger than my age so I hope to look more "serious" with a decent stubble I know that many women like that look, so will see what kind of feedback it will provide.

                          Comment

                          • mineistaken
                            See signature :)
                            • Apr 2007
                            • 29656

                            #14
                            I am aiming at similar length:


                            Or maybe even shorter:


                            This is already too long for my taste:


                            And this is way way too long for my taste:

                            Comment

                            • Scott McD
                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                              • Nov 2002
                              • 67792

                              #15
                              I've used this for years now:



                              My facial hair gets too itchy to grow a beard. And itches like fuck a couple of days after a wet shave.

                              So the istubble solved my problems...


                              I Buy My High Quality Traffic Here, You Should Too!

                              Comment

                              • mineistaken
                                See signature :)
                                • Apr 2007
                                • 29656

                                #16
                                Originally posted by Scott McD
                                I've used this for years now:



                                My facial hair gets too itchy to grow a beard. And itches like fuck a couple of days after a wet shave.

                                So the istubble solved my problems...
                                Is that the shortest setting shave with that trimmer on that dude's face? I may even consider that length, although it could barely be called a beard

                                Comment

                                • EddyTheDog
                                  Just Doing My Own Thing
                                  • Jan 2011
                                  • 25433

                                  #17
                                  If after a while you change your mind, make sure when you shave it off you will not be seen in public for a few days - You will look like an extra from a zombie apocalypse movie...

                                  Sticking your face in a gallon drum of moisturiser helps.....

                                  Comment

                                  • Scott McD
                                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                                    • Nov 2002
                                    • 67792

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by mineistaken
                                    Is that the shortest setting shave with that trimmer on that dude's face? I may even consider that length, although it could barely be called a beard
                                    That's probably on the shortest setting yeah. It's simple to change it though. I love it...


                                    I Buy My High Quality Traffic Here, You Should Too!

                                    Comment

                                    • just a punk
                                      So fuckin' bored
                                      • Jun 2003
                                      • 32385

                                      #19


                                      ;)
                                      Obey the Cowgod

                                      Comment

                                      • sinclair
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Aug 2004
                                        • 1431

                                        #20
                                        Beard oil daily. Helps with the itch and makes it fabulous to touch.
                                        --
                                        skype:vmgsinclair

                                        "Imagine a world in which every single person on the planet is given free access to the sum of all human sex."

                                        Comment

                                        • Murdoch52
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Aug 2010
                                          • 89

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by davidclickpapa
                                          grow a beard and never look back.
                                          also... itch? never heard of it

                                          here's some motivation

                                          He is right there is no trick to this. Just stop shaving thats it. Once it gets long enough get a wood comb and some oil and there you have it!
                                          Murdoch
                                          408-569-9209
                                          Skype: Murdoch52 ICQ: 642097811
                                          [email protected]

                                          Comment

                                          • brassmonkey
                                            Pay It Forward
                                            • Sep 2005
                                            • 77390

                                            #22
                                            were you born female? is this some test tube experiment?
                                            TRUMP 2026 KEKAW!!! - The Laken Riley Act Is Law!
                                            DACA ENDED - SUPPORT AZ HCR 2060 52R - email: brassballz-at-techie.com

                                            Comment

                                            • Rochard
                                              Jägermeister Test Pilot
                                              • Dec 2001
                                              • 75733

                                              #23
                                              Some chicks really dig beards. While I don't find men attractive at all, I just don't get that.
                                              Herschel Savage
                                              Brooklyn, NY

                                              Comment

                                              • mineistaken
                                                See signature :)
                                                • Apr 2007
                                                • 29656

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by brassmonkey
                                                were you born female? is this some test tube experiment?
                                                If I was born female I would not have to shave every 1-2 days like I have been doing my whole post teen life.
                                                So not understanding your logic, but that does not come as a surprise at all

                                                Comment

                                                • O MARINA
                                                  I'm clockin' ya, Versace shade watchin' ya
                                                  • Mar 2003
                                                  • 13794

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by Murdoch52
                                                  Once it gets long enough get a wood comb and some oil and there you have it!

                                                  Click here to learn Murdoch's 1 weird trick for growing epic beard.

                                                  Comment

                                                  • mineistaken
                                                    See signature :)
                                                    • Apr 2007
                                                    • 29656

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by mce
                                                    Oh okay......

                                                    The title got me thinking that you were going to go BLACKHAT on us
                                                    Theking style clickbait title
                                                    In this case it was not beneficial - while it attracted more clicks than title aboutr beards would have, it slipped through the eyes of some bearded dudes who would have opened the thread otherwise

                                                    Comment

                                                    • adultchatpay
                                                      Let's Make Money
                                                      • Dec 2008
                                                      • 8775

                                                      #27
                                                      It will curl like a pubic hair. You will regret it!

                                                      Comment

                                                      • mineistaken
                                                        See signature :)
                                                        • Apr 2007
                                                        • 29656

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by adultchatpay
                                                        It will curl like a pubic hair. You will regret it!
                                                        Well, if you read the thread you would see that I am going for stubble length, so no curling.
                                                        Secondly - if I had a problem with curling I would always have an option to shave/trim it at any moment I saw it starting to curl.
                                                        Thirdly - I saw many beards and I am aware that most of them curls

                                                        Comment

                                                        Working...