Another gun sucess story...
 

http://www.cbsnews.com/news/sheriff-dispute-over-washing-machine-led-to-deadly-shooting/


...if only they had 2 washing machines instead of a collection of guns and beer bottles.

if the washing machine had a gun none of this would’ve happened

350 million guns in America and only one shoot out over a washer.

Who's left to pay the Maytag repairman now?

Obviously there is a washer problem

"beer bottles on the front porch and lawn were standard."

A classic sign of upstanding citizenry.