Stop the Genocide: Eliminate Oil and Colon Cancer!
 

People are dying in America everyday. Can you believe it? I swear it seems like not a day goes by without people dying in America. It's horrible. And I know why: colon cancer. People are dying because of colon cancer.

A friend of mine laughed and said to me, "Jeremy, colon cancer is not the only reason people are dying. People die from other forms of cancer. They die from natural causes, alcoholism, car crashes. There's all sorts of reasons."

I told him he was a big fat idiot. I know better. First of all, my grandfather, two uncles and a cousin of mine all died from colon cancer. And Sharon Osbourne almost did.

I know my facts. I even did my research. I even found a website that confirms my suspicion. Colon cancer is the reason why so many people die. There are no other reasons.

So if we get rid of colon cancer, then nobody will ever die, right?

I just don't understand people. It's just like this war thing in Iraq. There's only one reason we're going to Iraq: OIL.

Our entire foreign policy has been based on oil. That's why we had the cold war with the former Soviet Union. That's why we sent tens of thousands of our boys to die in Korea and Vietnam. It's why we fought in WWI and WWII.

We never really cared about getting rid of communism. No way. It was all about oil. And that's all this war is about today.


NOT......

LOL! You ever come down to San Diego? We need to have some drinks. Should we fun!

Yeah, I do! Actually, my girlfriend's mom lives just north of SD, so we make it down periodically.

Wow Jeremy, you are such a poor misinformed child.

Have you ever thought your family dieing of the same cancer could be genetic DUH!

3 entries found for sarcasm.


sar·casm ( P ) Pronunciation Key (särkzm)
n.
A cutting, often ironic remark intended to wound.
A form of wit that is marked by the use of sarcastic language and is intended to make its victim the butt of contempt or ridicule.
The use of sarcasm. See Synonyms at wit1.

http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=sarcasm


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