I am the second coming of christ and my name is Y'shua!
 

In this time of turmoil and depravation I have descended from the heavens to smite humanity with repentance and salvation in one mighty....uhm....smoting.

In order to save your tortured souls from further...uh...torturing...send your money and beer to me...and I will save you from eternal damnation!

Blessed be Y'shua a.k.a -=HOAX=-

Your one and true lord...

Can u bless my cock?>

My poor helpless shell of a man...lay your treasure not up in your cock, but lay your cock up in a vestigal virgin type and thout shallt haveth a blessed member...

Yet!

Sieze yourself in your own hands and commence to speaketh my name and thou shallt be considered someone who, "Putteth from thine rough."

your sig is too big.

SHADDUP!