Served
 

Sometimes people can really piss me off.

My story: An hour ago I get a knock at the door. I was surprised since 1) no one knows where I live (everything is routed to a P.O. Box), and 2) I don't like people (except my girlfriend that gives incredible head). A guy stood there looking like a bad version of Erik Estrada with sunglasses and all flashing some cheap looking badge asking for my last name.

I tell him, " This is my fucking house. I ask the questions. What the fuck do you want?"

"Are you Mr. (deleted)?"

"What the fuck is this about?"

"I am a process server."

"So. For the third time... what is this about?"

"I am suppose to serve a Mr. (deleted) (deleted) for this attorney. It is about a car accident."

"I don't drive and I haven't owned a car in years. That's not my name. You have the wrong person."

"Well we have traced through the post office a change of address to a P.O. Box and you are the registered leasee of the box."

"So. That ain't my name. Get the fuck off my property."

"Well Sir, consider yourself served."

"You're serving the wrong person."

"Oh... that's okay. I hear that all the time."

"You ARE an idiot. I'll even show you my I.D., you fool."

"That's okay." He drops a stack of papers on my door step.

Some people are stupid. After I leave, I walk outside and without touching the papers I read the legal summons. I'm not on the fucking lawsuit. No mention of me. What the fuck? I do see the name of a relative of mine that lives across the state. That's not my problem. Again, some people are dumb.

My neighbor comes over a few minutes as neighbors do (the damn curious worryworts).

"Hmmmm... I think that is the same guy that was kicking your door a few months ago."

"My door?" I reply.

"Yeah... that guy was kicking and pounding your door shouting out names and stuff. I was worried that he would do the same thing here."

"Why didn't you tell me before?"

"I don't know."

:glugglug

crazy stuff...

getting served is always fun...

jebus..

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Tell me your kidding, right?

This poor guy is just doing his job and the first thing out of your mouth is "this is my fucking house and I'll ask the questions". No wonder why he just dropped the shit on your doorstep and left. You deserved that one.

You think your the first one to say to this process server "you got the wrong guy?". I'm sure the process server hears that same line ten times a day, if not a dozen more.

Someone sure is a pain in the ass. And no, I'm not talking about the other dude.

Sometimes I wonder if I'm the only one who really enjoys life...

Reminds me of that movie "Serving Sara"

hehe

DH

sorry, but I did what I had to do.

Manny has to be involved in some way,shape or form

Flashing a badge and pretending to be a peace officer is against the law. This guy never said Hello or any niceties. he demanded to know my name. Why should I then try to be nice.

I am free to swear all I want. It's my house. I am under not requirement to be nice if ome guy is standing there trying to look tough.

I told the guy I was not the person and even offered to show my I.D.

I'm sorry but this dude wasn't doing his job.

I used to own a process serving company and I've never heard of showing a badge, but I could see it. Its a game of cat and mouse and people are always denying who they are.