I got a knock on my door
 

...and a woman told me that her husband was threatening her and she asked to use my phone. I thought she was going to call the cops but instead she called some guy that she said was a friend. When he showed up she left with him. I am wondering if this is why her husband was threatening her?

I love your titles.

I believe it's called 'information gap' headline writing.

All the rage nowadays for certain FB-focused sites

Who gives a fuck? Mind your own business cocksucker.

Now imagine heavily automating it. Also, pigshit.

cool story bro! you should get a book deal and or movie rights with that one! :2 cents:

Take the duct tape off her mouth so she can tell you.

She was probably scouting your house to see if anything worth stealing and ways to get in. The guy is probably her accomplice.

this was my thinking..........

Release the hounds on her

you have a phone !!!!

Mods, please give theking the custom title "I Got Cool Stories, Bro!"







Thanks in advance

You should have shot him with your 50 Cal for entering your AO.

This is a prevalent MO (modus operandi) of thieves who pray on the elderly...you see...the elderly are often lonely and will trust anyone. Poor things...

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1st thing i thought. And who doesn't have a phone themselves trese days?

you should have called the cops! :2 cents::2 cents: get yourself tied up in a murder! :2 cents::2 cents:

Better look outside he may have stole the wheels off your trailer while she distracted you.

Wonderful story

Do you still have her tied up in the basement?

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Funny mostly because it's true.

Did Jack the Bear Dog hump her leg?

Did YOU hump her leg?

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congrats to the winners

There was this junkie couple that lived around here they would pretend the car broke down sent the girl in to use the phone to distract the home owner then while she is talking to him the guy comes in and rushes the old man beating the shit out of him till uncouncious goes threw all of his personal items steals cash, guns, gold jewelry etc and makes a break for it!

are you saying theking has no valuables so the theives changed their minds?

Not really but it works

so mean

i'm sticking with my original theory that he abducted a woman and is attempting to establish an alibi

It rubs the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again

Ok ........

As exciting as it get in loonies world.

And you went to the town :pimp