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theking 12-14-2015 05:01 PM

I just made a quick trip to the store
 
...and damn near ran over a dog. A cat came running across the street and hot on its tail was a dog. I understand why people let their cats run loose but I do not understand why people allow their dogs to run loose. Of course it is possible that the dog escaped without his owner being aware.

Pathfinder 12-14-2015 05:02 PM

Thanks for the Facebook update!

clickity click 12-14-2015 05:03 PM

Did you get the cat?

theking 12-14-2015 05:06 PM

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Originally Posted by clickity click (Post 20668516)
Did you get the cat?

No...missed the cat and almost hit the dog. It is a good thing for the dog that I have good breaks on my truck.

mineistaken 12-14-2015 05:06 PM

cool story, thanks.

MiamiBoyz 12-14-2015 06:00 PM

Your life is just one heart stopping adventure after another...just astounding really.

theking 12-14-2015 06:04 PM

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Originally Posted by MiamiBoyz (Post 20668588)
Your life is just one heart stopping adventure after another...just astounding really.

I have had my moments of heart stopping events...more than most people can imagine having...and more than I cared to have...now fuck off faggot.

MiamiBoyz 12-14-2015 06:09 PM

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Originally Posted by theking (Post 20668596)
I have had my moments of heart stopping events...more than most people can imagine having...and more than I cared to have...now fuck off faggot.


Umm, sure you have...whatever you say :thumbsup

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MetaMan 12-14-2015 06:11 PM

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Originally Posted by theking (Post 20668511)
...and damn near ran over a dog. A cat came running across the street and hot on its tail was a dog. I understand why people let their cats run loose but I do not understand why people allow their dogs to run loose. Of course it is possible that the dog escaped without his owner being aware.

Is that the closest you came to a pussy in years?

theking 12-14-2015 06:15 PM

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Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 20668603)
Is that the closest you came to a pussy in years?

Very possibly since I gave up engaging in sexual intercourse many years ago. With the injuries I have suffered...it became more painful than fun. I seldom even think about sex anymore.

MetaMan 12-14-2015 06:23 PM

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Originally Posted by theking (Post 20668608)
Very possibly since I gave up engaging in sexual intercourse many years ago. With the injuries I have suffered...it became more painful than fun. I seldom even think about sex anymore.

well honesty appreciated

Pathfinder 12-14-2015 07:29 PM

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Originally Posted by theking (Post 20668596)
I have had my moments of heart stopping events...more than most people can imagine having...and more than I cared to have...now fuck off faggot.

Here you are personally attacking yet another member of our community. You should have called him a "faggot ass cracka" so you got the racist hatred in there too.

Why do you continue to crawl back to a forum where most people can't stand you and even the moderators and admins have basically told you to fuck off?

Horatio Caine 12-14-2015 08:06 PM

Why can't someone run over you? Santa, please.

Mediamix 12-14-2015 08:47 PM

I like TheKing! :thumbsup

SilentKnight 12-14-2015 09:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Mediamix (Post 20668733)
I like TheKing! :thumbsup

Exactly!

No town is complete...without the village idiot.

SBJ 12-14-2015 09:10 PM

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Originally Posted by SilentKnight (Post 20668747)
Exactly!

No town is complete...without the village idiot.

but gfy has A LOT of them!!

theking 12-14-2015 09:17 PM

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Originally Posted by SilentKnight (Post 20668747)
Exactly!

No town is complete...without the village idiot.

You may be right...idiot.

theking 12-14-2015 09:17 PM

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Originally Posted by SBJ (Post 20668751)
but gfy has A LOT of them!!

I know that your are right.

SBJ 12-14-2015 09:21 PM

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Originally Posted by theking (Post 20668754)
I know that your are right.


But YOU'RE wrong :2 cents:

theking 12-14-2015 09:32 PM

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Originally Posted by SBJ (Post 20668756)
But YOU'RE wrong :2 cents:

I have a stupid keyboard that sometimes makes mistakes...but I never do.

theking 12-14-2015 09:37 PM

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Originally Posted by SBJ (Post 20668756)
But YOU'RE wrong :2 cents:

In addition as you can see I did not intend to say your or you're...but instead I intended to say "you are right". None the less I still have a stupid keyboard...that sometimes uses poor spelling.

CurrentlySober 12-15-2015 04:00 AM

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Originally Posted by MiamiBoyz (Post 20668602)

I would lay down and enjoy the free shower and refreshing drink :thumbsup


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