What Do You Write In A 90 Year Old's Birthday Card?..
 

All my standard one liners seem inappropriate - Any ideas?....

"congrats to the winners ..." :thumbsup

lol - I like that...

"Happy birthday baddog. Hope your shingles get better"

but seriously, depending on their sense of humour

"I may have Alzheimers but at least I don't have Alzheimers! Happy bday!"

lol - Nice, but she is too serious for that - My nan would have got it...

depends on who they are

Allahu Akbar

or

From one old Queen to another. Best wishes.

"Sorry you have to scroll so far down the menus on websites to choose your birth year."

90th Birthday Wishes: Birthday Messages for 90 Year Olds

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" I can't believe you're 90. You feel and act decades younger than you actually are. You must have been blessed with the spirit of someone half your age, Happy birthday!"

I thought you get a letter from a queen at 100?

Perfect - I went with -

Congratulations on reaching this amazing milestone! Happy 90th birthday!

90 is the new 85

"that's not cake in your diaper!

happy 90th gramps!"

Congratulations on reaching this amazing milestone! Happy 90th birthday!

Been nice knowin' ya.

Just give him a Pornhub giftcard with a "Better than Viagra" note
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jb32Ego033o

"you are 90 years old"

Happy Birthday, Youre officially really fucking old.

Love

Eddy the dog

livin la vida loca

That's not too bad really.

Whatever you like, he must be too old or senile to make any sense.

your next buffet is on me!

Buy her an enama

I see you're still playing the back nine.

Congrats on th 90Bday may live ten more of me

wow how time flies. It seems like just yesterday that you were 89. Happy birthday!

Congrats 90 flabby cunts

Bye...may you rest in peace.

Roses are red
Violets are blue
In a few years
You will be too

Bahahahahahaha :thumbsup

Rest In Peace!

do they like old school metal?