Saddam of a Bitch!
 

Son of a Bitch!

Saddam: "Forgive me father for I have sinned."


Priest: "What have you done my child?"


Saddam: "I called a man a son of a bitch."


Priest: "Why did you call him a son of a bitch?"


Saddam: "Because he touched my hand."


Priest: "Like this?"


(as he touches Saddam's hand) Saddam: "Yes father."


Priest: "That's no reason to call a man a son of a bitch."


Saddam: "Then he touched my breast."


Priest: "Like this?"


(as he touched Saddam's breast) Saddam: "Yes father."


Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch."


Saddam: "Then he took off my clothes, father."


Priest: "Like this?"


(as he takes off Saddam's clothes) Saddam: "Yes father."


Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch."


Saddam: "Then he stuck his you know what into my you know where."


Priest: "Like this?"


(as he stuck his you know what into Saddam's you know where) Saddam: "YES FATHER, YES FATHER, YES FATHER!!!" Priest: (after a few minutes): "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch."


Saddam: "But father he had AIDS!" Priest: "THAT SON OF A BITCH!!!"

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