Xbox One Kills Teen After Console Forcefully Ejected Black Ops 3 Disc, Slicing His Throat
 

Marcus Davenport, 17, was found dead in his bedroom when police were called to the home after his mother discovered his body. According to reports, the Xbox One forcefully ejected a disc, slicing the teens throat.
Xbox One Kills Teen After Console Forcefully Ejected Black Ops 3 Disc, Slicing His Throat | News10Live

should i go with the ps4 instead this christmas?

that sounds like it would make a great scene in a Final Destination movie

theonion clone?

Yep. Funny stories on there. :1orglaugh

1 week ago?? i didn't hear shit hmmm look here from july! Did a teenager get his throat slashed by ejecting Xbox One disc? - ThatsFake.com

I can't believe that this could actually happen

You're an idiot.

Me neither. That would have to be some SERIOUS force! Let's investigate.

velocity
v̅ = Δs
Δt
v = ds
dt

acceleration
a̅ = Δv
Δt
a = dv
dt

equations of motion
v = v0 + at
x = x0 + v0t + ½at2
v2 = v02 + 2a(x − x0)
v̅ = ½(v + v0)

newton's 2nd law
∑ F = m a
∑ F = dp
dt

weight
W = m g dry friction ? = μN centrip. accel.
ac = v2
r
ac = − ω2 r

momentum
p = m v

impulse
J = F̅ Δt
J = ⌠
⌡ F dt

impulse-momentum
F̅ Δt = m Δv
⌠
⌡ F dt = Δp

work W
= F̅Δs cos θ
W = ⌠
⌡ F · ds

work-energy
F̅Δs cos θ = ΔE
⌠
⌡ F · ds = ΔE

kinetic energy
K = ½mv2 general p.e.
ΔU = − ⌠
⌡ F · ds
F = − ∇U

gravitational p.e.
ΔUg = mgΔh efficiency
ℰ = Wout
Ein

power
P̅ = ΔW
Δt
P̅ = F̅v cos θ
P = dW
dt
P = F · v

angular velocity
ω̅ = Δθ
Δt
ω = dθ
dt
v = ω × r

angular acceleration
α̅ = Δω
Δt
α = dω
dt
a = α × r − ω2 r

equations of rotation
ω = ω0 + αt
θ = θ0 + ω0t + ½αt2
ω2 = ω02 + 2α(θ − θ0)
ω̅ = ½(ω + ω0)

2nd law for rotation
∑ τ = I α
∑ τ = dL
dt

torque
τ = rF sin θ τ = r × F

moment of inertia
I = ∑ mr2
I = ⌠
⌡ r2 dm

rotational work
W = τ̅Δθ
W = ⌠
⌡ τ · dθ

rotational power
P = τω cos θ P = τ · ω

rotational k.e.
K = ½Iω2

angular momentum
L = mrv sin θ
L = r × p
L = I ω

universal gravitation
Fg = − Gm1m2 r̂
r2


gravitational field
g = − Gm r̂
r2

gravitational p.e.
Ug = − Gm1m2
r

gravitational potential
Vg = − Gm
r

orbital speed
v = √ Gm
r

escape speed
v = √ 2Gm
r

hooke's law
F = − k Δx elastic p.e. Us = ½kΔx2 s.h.o.
T = 2π √ m
k

simple pendulum
T = 2π √ ℓ
g

frequency
? = 1
T

angular frequency
ω = 2π? density
ρ = m
V

pressure
P = F
A

mass continuity
ρ1A1v1 = ρ2A2v2

volume continuity
A1v1 = A2v2

bernoulli's equation
P1 + ρgy1 + ½ρv12 = P2 + ρgy2 + ½ρv22

dynamic viscosity
η = F̅/A
Δvx/Δz
η = F/A
dvx/dz

kinematic viscosity
ν = η
ρ

aerodynamic drag
R = ½ρCAv2 mach number
Ma = v
c

reynolds number
Re = ρvD
η

froude number
Fr = v
√gℓ

young's modulus
F = E Δℓ
A ℓ0

shear modulus
F = G Δx
A y

bulk modulus
F = K ΔV
A V0

surface tension
γ = F
ℓ

--- NOPE! Not possible! :2 cents:

You're a miserable prick Babagoof.your point?

The website is a clone of the Onion :1orglaugh

I'm pretty sure that is his point.

I might actually use the idea and develop it into a horror short. It's fun to play with fake blood.

No, you should not.

PS4 is the better system with a better catalog of games. Anyone who thinks the XBox One is the better system is misinformed.

At this point, I'd keep my Wii U before the XBox One. That XBone just sits and collects dust.