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  • EddyTheDog
    Just Doing My Own Thing
    • Jan 2011
    • 25433

    #1

    I Need Hobby That Doesn't Involve Computers Or Wanking...

    I tried macro photography - It turns out I don't have an artistic bone in my body...

    So art is out - It needs to get me outside - I can't drive so it needs to be done locally - Gardening is out - I can kill plants with a look.....

    I can cook - That's a start...
  • j3rkules
    VIP
    • Jul 2013
    • 22101

    #2
    Cooking is a really cool hobby, I love it.

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    • Ferus
      Bye - Left to do stuff
      • Feb 2013
      • 4102

      #3
      Try Cliff Jumping. That will get you the attention you so desperately seek. If you are Lucky you can break a arm/leg and start begging for sympathy here on GFY, since all your other friends are imaginary

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      • EddyTheDog
        Just Doing My Own Thing
        • Jan 2011
        • 25433

        #4
        Originally posted by Ferus
        Try Cliff Jumping. That will get you the attention you so desperately seek. If you are Lucky you can break a arm/leg and start begging for sympathy here on GFY, since all your other friends are imaginary
        Such a cute puppy...

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        • CurrentlySober
          Too lazy to wipe my ass
          • Aug 2002
          • 38972

          #5
          Try walking while listening to Audio Books and have a tracker to count your steps. Try to do at least a few more steps each day than the last and you'll be fitter and more well read


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          • clickity click
            So Fecking Bummed
            • Aug 2014
            • 3682

            #6
            Originally posted by EddyTheDog
            I tried macro photography - It turns out I don't have an artistic bone in my body...

            So art is out - It needs to get me outside - I can't drive so it needs to be done locally - Gardening is out - I can kill plants with a look.....

            I can cook - That's a start...
            Barbecuing.

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            • Black All Through
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              • Oct 2010
              • 2078

              #7
              Gardening, thats if your back will allow it.
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              • adultchatpay
                Let's Make Money
                • Dec 2008
                • 8775

                #8
                Try collecting something of your interest.

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                • LetterTwenty7
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                  • Feb 2015
                  • 1822

                  #9
                  Originally posted by CurrentlySober
                  Try walking while listening to Audio Books and have a tracker to count your steps. Try to do at least a few more steps each day than the last and you'll be fitter and more well read
                  This is actually very good!
                  Of course, you will have to take a dump after you're done with the walking...
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                  • CurrentlySober
                    Too lazy to wipe my ass
                    • Aug 2002
                    • 38972

                    #10
                    Originally posted by EddyTheDog
                    I can cook - That's a start...
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                    • CurrentlySober
                      Too lazy to wipe my ass
                      • Aug 2002
                      • 38972

                      #11
                      Originally posted by LetterTwenty7
                      This is actually very good!
                      Of course, you will have to take a dump after you're done with the walking...
                      Or while you are walking... Why stop? The benefit is that if you get lost, you have left a trail that you can easily follow home.


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                      • LetterTwenty7
                        Porn SEO
                        • Feb 2015
                        • 1822

                        #12
                        How about... some kind of sport... archery is fun. You can also miss and say, 'Oh sorry, I'm new at this.'

                        Damn, it is not easy to find something good. I am trying to google something for myself, since I really like the idea of walking while listening to audio books, and I also want to spend more time away from the pc.

                        I don't know, maybe yoga/meditation (tried it, not bad), fishing (went once, got drunk, but not bad), selling stuff at the market just for fun (never tried it, but could be fun), dancing (...), camping with friends more often (definitely!)... Good luck, let us know about your new hobby.
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                        • Barry-xlovecam
                          It's 42
                          • Jun 2010
                          • 18083

                          #13
                          Housecleaning then you can advance to OCD

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                          • ruff
                            I have a plan B
                            • Aug 2004
                            • 5499

                            #14
                            Get yourself a single speed bicycle. Not only can you ride it for exercise, you can also work on it without have a degree in mechanical engineering. It is also a good way to meet chicks.
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                            • pornguy
                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                              • Mar 2003
                              • 62910

                              #15
                              Only issue with cooking is the eating part. If your not careful you end up eating it all and gaining a ton of weight.

                              My main hobby is reading. I need to get back to the gym but have a project that takes the majority of my time right now so that has to wait for about 2 more months.

                              Other than that im more of less hobby less as well.
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                              • wehateporn
                                Promoting Debate on GFY
                                • Apr 2007
                                • 27176

                                #16
                                Your cooking skills will allow you to open a burger van on the road outside your house

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                                • freecartoonporn
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Jan 2012
                                  • 7683

                                  #17
                                  get a keyboard , i have mine i try tunes from youtube once in while.
                                  and get a bicycle, it helps a lot, i have cross trainer but i still want a bicycle .....
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                                  • Acepimp
                                    All Facts Matter
                                    • Jan 2012
                                    • 20333

                                    #18
                                    Rent a kayak and paddle around on some water. It's a good time. Bring some herb ;)
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                                    • Rob
                                      I'm a great bowler.
                                      • Nov 2003
                                      • 13310

                                      #19
                                      Try sculpting with clay. The materials are really cheap (50lb bag of WED clay for like $20, or a 1lb block of Sculpey for $10), and you don't really need a creative bone in your body. You can build whatever you want, then destroy it, or bake it and keep it. It's like Legos for adults that doesn't hurt when you step on. And who knows, you may get good at it and invest some money in bronze casting...turn your hobby into a lucrative career.

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                                      • RummyBoy
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Dec 2009
                                        • 2157

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by wehateporn
                                        Your cooking skills will allow you to open a burger van on the road outside your house

                                        I can see him at the burger stall, chatting with the people folk. He can make sandwiches and lasagna so his repertoire is quite broad.

                                        But if he takes a fancy to one of the customers he might make pass the odd innuendo about the size of his sausages.

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                                        • LeRoy
                                          Porn Pusher
                                          • Jul 2007
                                          • 13362

                                          #21
                                          Try growing succulents.. hard to kill those. Many types so it's not as boring
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                                          • EddyTheDog
                                            Just Doing My Own Thing
                                            • Jan 2011
                                            • 25433

                                            #22
                                            Some awesome ideas - Thanks - I can see myself at one of those cool markets selling my famous lasagne - It wont make me rich but sounds like fun...

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                                            • Choopa Phil
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                                              • Apr 2009
                                              • 3965

                                              #23
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                                              • LetterTwenty7
                                                Porn SEO
                                                • Feb 2015
                                                • 1822

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by EddyTheDog
                                                Some awesome ideas - Thanks - I can see myself at one of those cool markets selling my famous lasagne - It wont make me rich but sounds like fun...
                                                Just don't burn them.
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                                                • EddyTheDog
                                                  Just Doing My Own Thing
                                                  • Jan 2011
                                                  • 25433

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by LetterTwenty7
                                                  Just don't burn them.
                                                  I don't burn Lasagna - I burn sausages...

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                                                  • EddyTheDog
                                                    Just Doing My Own Thing
                                                    • Jan 2011
                                                    • 25433

                                                    #26
                                                    Only on GFY would nobody mention the obsessive wanking...

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                                                    • MakeMeGrrrrowl
                                                      Grrrrrrrrr
                                                      • Oct 2002
                                                      • 4984

                                                      #27
                                                      Get chickens! They are great fun. And you can cook the eggs! =)

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                                                      • L-Pink
                                                        working on my tan
                                                        • Mar 2005
                                                        • 39151

                                                        #28
                                                        Try filling a quart jar with boogers.

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                                                        • EddyTheDog
                                                          Just Doing My Own Thing
                                                          • Jan 2011
                                                          • 25433

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by L-Pink
                                                          Try filling a quart jar with boogers.
                                                          Been there done that - It just pissed people on the bus off...

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                                                          • L-Pink
                                                            working on my tan
                                                            • Mar 2005
                                                            • 39151

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by EddyTheDog
                                                            Been there done that - It just pissed people on the bus off...
                                                            Well hell, I'm stumped then.

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                                                            • Joshua G
                                                              dumb libs love censorship
                                                              • Jul 2008
                                                              • 8198

                                                              #31
                                                              flying drones is an emerging hobby. Lots of fun to be had spying on...

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                                                              • baggg
                                                                So Fucking Banned
                                                                • Mar 2012
                                                                • 1432

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by EddyTheDog
                                                                I can't drive
                                                                Get a motorcycle licence and a real bike (no, scooters or harleys are not a real bikes)

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                                                                • Rochard
                                                                  Jägermeister Test Pilot
                                                                  • Dec 2001
                                                                  • 75751

                                                                  #33
                                                                  I have lots of hobbies.

                                                                  For reasons I don't understand, a few years ago I decided to buy an old truck and fix it up. It's twenty-five years old, 175k miles on it, looks great, runs great, and most of it was fixed by myself. I am not very mechanical, so most things were a challenge for me. I wouldn't have been able to do it without YouTube videos.

                                                                  I also got into biking two years ago. This has the added benefit of helping me to loose weight, which is great.
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                                                                  • ruff
                                                                    I have a plan B
                                                                    • Aug 2004
                                                                    • 5499

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by EddyTheDog
                                                                    Only on GFY would nobody mention the obsessive wanking...
                                                                    Probably because there is no such thing as obsessive wanking.
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                                                                    • hottoddy
                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                      • Oct 2002
                                                                      • 3049

                                                                      #35
                                                                      I also recommend gardening. You can start small and grow in containers or raised beds.
                                                                      I gravitated toward growing mostly hot chili peppers, but also grow other food staples. That led to making hot sauce, dry powders, cooking and canning fresh foods for the family, creating hybrids, selling seeds. You could also grow barley and hops to make beer - or pot (if legal) - lots of interesting avenues to pursue. I grow both inside and out. That led to studying hydro, hoop houses, soil, compost, etc. It's turning into a fun side business that keeps me occupied year round.
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                                                                      • AntonMG
                                                                        Confirmed User
                                                                        • Jul 2014
                                                                        • 596

                                                                        #36
                                                                        Buy a workbench and start building stuff.
                                                                        Whatever stuff you can come up with.
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                                                                        • PR_Glen
                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                          • Oct 2006
                                                                          • 9058

                                                                          #37
                                                                          Originally posted by baggg
                                                                          Get a motorcycle licence and a real bike (no, scooters or harleys are not a real bikes)
                                                                          in what backwards universe is a harley not a 'real bike'?
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                                                                          • dyna mo
                                                                            just a fucking jerk
                                                                            • Dec 2008
                                                                            • 68184

                                                                            #38
                                                                            commit to and learn a musical instrument. life changer hobby. i did this with guitar ~2 years ago.

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                                                                            • Mobius Matt
                                                                              Only here for the GIFS
                                                                              • Jun 2014
                                                                              • 378

                                                                              #39
                                                                              Take up Knitting.

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                                                                              • crockett
                                                                                in a van by the river
                                                                                • May 2003
                                                                                • 76818

                                                                                #40
                                                                                Originally posted by EddyTheDog
                                                                                I tried macro photography - It turns out I don't have an artistic bone in my body...

                                                                                So art is out - It needs to get me outside - I can't drive so it needs to be done locally - Gardening is out - I can kill plants with a look.....

                                                                                I can cook - That's a start...
                                                                                Dunno where you live, but what about bike riding or hiking? Bad time of the year now, but in summer time probably 50% of my time I'm either hiking or riding a mtn bike.
                                                                                In November, you can vote for America's next president or its first dictator.

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                                                                                • crockett
                                                                                  in a van by the river
                                                                                  • May 2003
                                                                                  • 76818

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  Originally posted by PR_Glen
                                                                                  in what backwards universe is a harley not a 'real bike'?
                                                                                  Harleys are like buying an apple iPhone.. You pay too much for a brand name and get a wannabe bike..

                                                                                  But as long as you have your fake leather chaps and half vest it's all good..because you can hang with the 1% like vendy.
                                                                                  In November, you can vote for America's next president or its first dictator.

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                                                                                  • dyna mo
                                                                                    just a fucking jerk
                                                                                    • Dec 2008
                                                                                    • 68184

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Originally posted by crockett
                                                                                    Harleys are like buying an apple iPhone.. You pay too much for a brand name and get a wannabe bike..

                                                                                    But as long as you have your fake leather chaps and half vest it's all good..because you can hang with the 1% like vendy.
                                                                                    stick to your trolling conservatives schtick and leave yapping about motorcycles out of it.

                                                                                    heads-up, i still haven't voted yet.

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                                                                                    • PR_Glen
                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                      • Oct 2006
                                                                                      • 9058

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      Originally posted by crockett
                                                                                      Harleys are like buying an apple iPhone.. You pay too much for a brand name and get a wannabe bike..

                                                                                      But as long as you have your fake leather chaps and half vest it's all good..because you can hang with the 1% like vendy.
                                                                                      yeah we should all wear hemp hats and drive around in a mystery machine like you shaggy...

                                                                                      who pays too much for a harley? can grab an old one for 5 grand and will last 80 years if you aren't completely inept with mechanics.
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                                                                                      • Sly
                                                                                        Let's do some business!
                                                                                        • Sep 2004
                                                                                        • 31379

                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        With your skill set and emotional attachments, one of these hobbies would be good for you and good for others.

                                                                                        1) Volunteer at a hospital as a companion or helping out.

                                                                                        2) Volunteer at an animal shelter, lots of dogs need a good walking. Might help you pick up a few guys, too!
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                                                                                        • crockett
                                                                                          in a van by the river
                                                                                          • May 2003
                                                                                          • 76818

                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          Originally posted by dyna mo
                                                                                          stick to your trolling conservatives schtick and leave yapping about motorcycles out of it.

                                                                                          heads-up, i still haven't voted yet.
                                                                                          Trust me, I've seen "real" bikes built before. That guy from Choppers inc had his shop two units over from my warehouse back before he got all Discovery Channel famous then lost it all when he killed a guy while driving drunk..

                                                                                          One of my best friends was a test rider for the now defunct Quantium cycles until a van pulled out in front of him and now he can't see well enough to have a license.

                                                                                          Not to mention I lived in Daytona beach a few blocks from Main St and saw more custom built bikes in that 4 years than I care to remember..

                                                                                          Trust me.. Harley's are store bought wanna be bikes for people who want to dress up and play biker on the weekends. I don't however hang out with the 1%ers like Vendy and baddoggie so you can pretend I don't know what I'm saying if it makes you happy.
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                                                                                          • VikingMan
                                                                                            Exploiting human weakness
                                                                                            • Jan 2008
                                                                                            • 6867

                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            Get out in the countryside and volunteer on a farm. You could milk cows or goats and I bet they would even let you milk a few by hand so it would be a replacement for that wanking hand action.

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                                                                                            • ITraffic
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                                                                                              • Jul 2013
                                                                                              • 2725

                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              hang around and offer help to gents in public washrooms.

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                                                                                              • BoomBoomBenoit
                                                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                                                • Jan 2003
                                                                                                • 204

                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                Shotgunning

                                                                                                Seriously, it's kick ass. You don't need to hunt, you can play trap or skeet. They are fast paced games so you're not just waiting around for a target. You can spend as much or as little as you like, add fancy attachments for your gun or you can just keep it simple. Your biggest expense after getting a gun and a club membership (if you choose that route) is ammo. On the high end, that's $15 for a box of 25 shells.

                                                                                                I've really found it a fun and rewarding hobby without all the shitty cleanup. Cooking, you gotta clean the kitchen. Gardening, you gotta weed (and not the fun smoking kind), hiking, biking, kayaking - that stuff is fun at first and then it's like fucking work.

                                                                                                Go blow some plates up - amazing stress reliever, no messy clean up (like wanking) and no one judges how good or bad you are - you are carrying a gun after all

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                                                                                                • AntonMG
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                                                                                                  • Jul 2014
                                                                                                  • 596

                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  Originally posted by BoomBoomBenoit
                                                                                                  Shotgunning

                                                                                                  Seriously, it's kick ass. You don't need to hunt, you can play trap or skeet. They are fast paced games so you're not just waiting around for a target. You can spend as much or as little as you like, add fancy attachments for your gun or you can just keep it simple. Your biggest expense after getting a gun and a club membership (if you choose that route) is ammo. On the high end, that's $15 for a box of 25 shells.

                                                                                                  I've really found it a fun and rewarding hobby without all the shitty cleanup. Cooking, you gotta clean the kitchen. Gardening, you gotta weed (and not the fun smoking kind), hiking, biking, kayaking - that stuff is fun at first and then it's like fucking work.

                                                                                                  Go blow some plates up - amazing stress reliever, no messy clean up (like wanking) and no one judges how good or bad you are - you are carrying a gun after all

                                                                                                  Here's my Benelli Nova 12 gauge pump shotgun:


                                                                                                  Word of warning, buying guns can be addictive!
                                                                                                  Unless I'm mistaken EddyTheDog lives in Europe, which makes this hobby kind of complicated to get into.
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                                                                                                  • BoomBoomBenoit
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                                                                                                    • Jan 2003
                                                                                                    • 204

                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    Originally posted by AntonMG
                                                                                                    Unless I'm mistaken EddyTheDog lives in Europe, which makes this hobby kind of complicated to get into.
                                                                                                    I thought Europe was very active in sport shooting: ESC - Home I'm talking about sport shooting at well managed and licenced ranges (not the back 50)

                                                                                                    I definitely could be wrong! So EddyTheDog please let me know if this is restrictive for you! It'd be too bad if it was cause it's a lotta fun.
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