How in the HELL....
 

....do you get "injured" by a cruise missile????

They're saying Saddam may be injured from the missiles last night.

What did it just sprain his ankle or something? He really does have nine lives!

maybe a broken fingernail, or some mild headache

Let's see... missile hits bunker. Bunker isn't penetrated, but caused to collapse. Debris falls on his head, but doesn't kill him.

:glugglug

Perhaps. But supposedly they did the strikes because there was movement....