How To Spot A Masturbator
 

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh jeezus freaks!! leave the teens alone assholes!! :2 cents::2 cents:

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Masturbation is a serious issue facing families today but most parents are just too embarrassed to talk about it with their teens. Heed Colossians 3:5: ?Put to death, therefore, whatever belongs to your earthly nature: sexual immorality, impurity, lust, evil desires and greed, which is idolatry.? If the sins of lust, covetousness, immoral thoughts, and pornography are forsaken and overcome, teen masturbation is a small offense that can be dealt with in the privacy of your own home. But when this self-indulgent practice becomes an addiction, it poses genuine health and spiritual risks, and also threatens workplace safety and the overall productivity of our economy.

It is vital for parents to personally prepare their teens for puberty. This can be an overwhelming and frightening time for children. Their bodies change in painful and unexpected ways. Leviticus 22:4 states, ?If a descendant of Aaron has an infectious skin disease or a bodily discharge, he may not eat the sacred offerings until he is cleansed. He will also be unclean if he touches something defiled by a corpse or by anyone who has an emission of semen.? The danger this passage suggests has been proven by contemporary medical science, not just with the spread of STDs, but also because masturbation is directly connected to yeast infections in women and prostate cancer in young men (see ?Masturbation May Cause Cancer?). In extreme cases, it has been known to lead to such dire scenarios as retarded ejaculation, urethral trauma and penile fracture.

How To Spot A Masturbator ? ChristWire

I think I am addicted to masturbation. :(

Christian extremists are almost as bad as Muslim extremists.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh This shit is FUCKING HILARIOUS!

"Despite the warnings of doctors and religious scholars, masturbation still remains very popular in America...To help turn the tide on this crisis, it?s important for parents and work supervisors to be able to spot a chronic or even just a casual masturbator in their midst."

Not sure that things like anti masturbation comes even remotely close to killing people because they are "infidels". Or cutting heads.

stfu :2 cents::2 cents:

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"One trick passed on to me is that you can press your nose to a young man’s mattress, inhale deeply and (irregardless of the smell) announce, “That smells like semen.” If the boy’s face turns red and he runs from the room, the evidence is clear."

These people are whack..

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If this were true the pharmaceutical corporations would own all of the porn tube sites :1orglaugh

the fake zipper is a dead give away! :2 cents::2 cents: