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  • pimpmaster9000
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • Dec 2011
    • 26730

    #1

    US navy sucks balls, proof inside...

    This tiny Russian warship just shocked the world

    Oct. 7, four warships of the Russian navy's Caspian Sea flotilla fired 26 SS-N-30A land-attack cruise missiles at rebel forces in western Syria, a thousand miles away.

    The raid shocked foreign observers ? not the least because the ships involved were so ? tiny. "One of the biggest surprises for Russia-watchers was the small size of the ships that launched the missiles ? 1,000-ton ships,"


    For perspective, bear in mind that the smallest U.S. Navy surface warship to possess an equivalent weapon, the Tomahawk cruise missile, is an Arleigh Burke-class destroyer that's 500 feet long and displaces 9,000 tons. And America's Littoral Combat Ship frigates, which displace 3,000 tons, carry only small, short-range missiles.

    small...short range

    pussies LOL


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  • L-Pink
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    • Mar 2005
    • 39151

    #2
    Get a life.

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    • Sly
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      • Sep 2004
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      #3
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      • Manfap
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        • Jan 2013
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        #4
        1,000-ton ships are much easier to sink.

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        • woj
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          • Jul 2002
          • 47880

          #5
          How long are you idiots going to continue to jerk off to the "successful" launch of a few missiles? It's been a week already, chill a bit, you launched a few missiles, good job.... something other countries have been doing for DECADES...
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          • newB
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            • Jul 2006
            • 2870

            #6

            The littoral combat ship (LCS) is a class of relatively small surface vessels intended for operations in the littoral zone (close to shore) by the United States Navy. It was "envisioned to be a networked, agile, stealthy surface combatant capable of defeating anti-access and asymmetric threats in the littorals."
            https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Littoral_combat_ship

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            • Rob
              I'm a great bowler.
              • Nov 2003
              • 13310

              #7
              Missiles are so 1990's. We have lasers and the Russians don't. Top that, bitch.

              U.S. Navy Successfully Tests Laser Weapon in the Persian Gulf


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              • Rochard
                Jägermeister Test Pilot
                • Dec 2001
                • 75753

                #8
                Um.... The United States Navy is really the only true global blue water navy in the world. No one else comes close.

                When Russia sends a handful of warships to Cuba it's front page news, meanwhile the United States Navy operates entire fleets across the world on a daily basis. Just in comparison, the United States has nineteen aircraft carriers while Russia has... One. (France has four, Japan three, Italy and Indian have two, China has one....)

                I don't think anyone was surprised by the fact that Russia could launch such missiles from such small boats, but more like we were wondering why.... Such small ships are barely sea worthy and would need to be resupplied quickly, making them worthless in combat. However, in this case.... These ships are not sea worthy at all. It's not like they are on the open ocean, but instead in the Caspian Sea, which is really the largest lake in the world.
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                • pimpmaster9000
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                  • Dec 2011
                  • 26730

                  #9
                  ah you can troll americans with anything LOL just post a report of some short range ships that do not need heavy cargo or crew and claim that its better than US and the chubbies will start hugging bacon for comfort

                  maybe a better angle to troll would have been that russia is so big that it only needs tiny ships and does not have to do the bitch miles that the USA has to do?

                  would this have hurt chubby bacon pride more?





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                  • L-Pink
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                    • Mar 2005
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                    #10

                    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

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                    • newB
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                      • Jul 2006
                      • 2870

                      #11
                      Originally posted by crucifissio
                      ah you can troll americans with anything LOL just post a report of some short range ships that do not need heavy cargo or crew and claim that its better than US and the chubbies will start hugging bacon for comfort

                      maybe a better angle to troll would have been that russia is so big that it only needs tiny ships and does not have to do the bitch miles that the USA has to do?

                      would this have hurt chubby bacon pride more?
                      1. Tries To Make A Point - And Fails Miserably
                      2. Gets Corrected
                      3. "lolz, I wuz just trolling you guyz"

                      Way to cover up your ignorance. Seriously. Good job.

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                      • pimpmaster9000
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                        • Dec 2011
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                        #12
                        Originally posted by newB
                        1. Tries To Make A Point - And Fails Miserably
                        2. Gets Corrected
                        3. "lolz, I wuz just trolling you guyz"

                        Way to cover up your ignorance. Seriously. Good job.
                        1) falls for "our ship is better than your ship"
                        2) realizes that his fleet sucks balls anyway
                        3) hides behind pseudo clairvoyance and internet psychology

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                        • Horatio Caine
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                          #13


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                          • Sarn
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                            • Sep 2015
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                            #14
                            Originally posted by Rob
                            Missiles are so 1990's. We have lasers and the Russians don't. Top that, bitch.

                            U.S. Navy Successfully Tests Laser Weapon in the Persian Gulf


                            new russian laser tank
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                            • blackmonsters
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                              • Nov 2002
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                              #15
                              Thread title is bullshit :

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                              • newB
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                                • Jul 2006
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                                #16
                                Originally posted by crucifissio
                                1) falls for "our ship is better than your ship"
                                2) realizes that his fleet sucks balls anyway
                                3) hides behind pseudo clairvoyance and internet psychology

                                "Our ship"? You're a Serb living in Canada, right?

                                C'mon, you know you had no idea what the littoral zone was before I posted above. We all get that you're trying to troll, you're just not smart enough to do a proper job at it.



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                                • j3rkules
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                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by Horatio Caine


                                  Racist!


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                                  • pimpmaster9000
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                                    • Dec 2011
                                    • 26730

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by newB
                                    "Our ship"? You're a Serb living in Canada, right?

                                    C'mon, you know you had no idea what the littoral zone was before I posted above. We all get that you're trying to troll, you're just not smart enough to do a proper job at it.
                                    No I live in Serbia, and you swallowed my troll hook, line and sinker

                                    You went and posted a link to some shitty US waste of money crap

                                    Dude if poooty wants the US navy gone a nuke in any sea near your waste of money fleet will wipe them all the fuck out. Big expensive waste of money ships like the ones in the US fleet do not react well to tsunamis caused by nukes

                                    Now go ahead and pretend you did not fall for my trolololol

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                                    • L-Pink
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                                      • Mar 2005
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                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by crucifissio
                                      No I live in Serbia, and you swallowed my troll hook, line and sinker

                                      You went and posted a link to some shitty US waste of money crap

                                      Dude if poooty wants the US navy gone a nuke in any sea near your waste of money fleet will wipe them all the fuck out. Big expensive waste of money ships like the ones in the US fleet do not react well to tsunamis caused by nukes

                                      Now go ahead and pretend you did not fall for my trolololol


                                      Wow, you momentarily tricked someone into believing you no longer live in shithole Serbia now you're celebrating that you do. Serb-logic at it's finest.


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                                      • dyna mo
                                        just a fucking jerk
                                        • Dec 2008
                                        • 68184

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by crucifissio
                                        No I live in Serbia, and you swallowed my troll hook, line and sinker

                                        You went and posted a link to some shitty US waste of money crap

                                        Dude if poooty wants the US navy gone a nuke in any sea near your waste of money fleet will wipe them all the fuck out. Big expensive waste of money ships like the ones in the US fleet do not react well to tsunamis caused by nukes

                                        Now go ahead and pretend you did not fall for my trolololol

                                        dumbfuck serb,



                                        no tsunami.

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                                        • newB
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                                          • Jul 2006
                                          • 2870

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by crucifissio
                                          No I live in Serbia, and you swallowed my troll hook, line and sinker

                                          You went and posted a link to some shitty US waste of money crap

                                          Dude if poooty wants the US navy gone a nuke in any sea near your waste of money fleet will wipe them all the fuck out. Big expensive waste of money ships like the ones in the US fleet do not react well to tsunamis caused by nukes

                                          Now go ahead and pretend you did not fall for my trolololol

                                          So, just to be clear - when you post an article and draw inaccurate conclusions, and others correct you, by rising to the bait you call that being trolled?

                                          OK, then. Good job. Seriously, give yourself a hand.

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                                          • Horatio Caine
                                            full-time aspiring rapper
                                            • Aug 2012
                                            • 5746

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by crucifissio
                                            No I live in Serbia, and you swallowed my troll hook, line and sinker

                                            You went and posted a link to some shitty US waste of money crap

                                            Dude if poooty wants the US navy gone a nuke in any sea near your waste of money fleet will wipe them all the fuck out. Big expensive waste of money ships like the ones in the US fleet do not react well to tsunamis caused by nukes

                                            Now go ahead and pretend you did not fall for my trolololol

                                            No, you are a fucking loser living off Canadian gratitude who needs to be deported back to that shit hole you call Serbia. You little pines syndrome speaks for itself

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                                            • pimpmaster9000
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                                              • Dec 2011
                                              • 26730

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by Horatio Caine
                                              No, you are a fucking loser living off Canadian gratitude who needs to be deported back to that shit hole you call Serbia. You little pines syndrome speaks for itself
                                              why do you think I live in canada?


                                              Originally posted by newB
                                              So, just to be clear - when you post an article and draw inaccurate conclusions, and others correct you, by rising to the bait you call that being trolled?

                                              OK, then. Good job. Seriously, give yourself a hand.
                                              chubbies are easily trolled you say anything at all against their precious precious military and their insecurity never fails to amuse..."look we have x-y-z-3000 waste of money does not survive tsunami crap we are the shit!"

                                              and the title of the thread is kind of a clue LOL "US navy sucks balls" I mean did you really think it was a serious thread and that you corrected me in some sort of way?

                                              you fell for it and it is obvious, you posted your waste of money ship LOL

                                              Originally posted by dyna mo
                                              no tsunami.
                                              chubby dindu, that bomb was not actually detonated in water was it? also it was an american bomb, it is known that american bombs are weak and have a small penis, the russian tsar bomb sent shock waves 3x around the planet, detonating it in the proximity of your waste of money fleet, would like in krakatoa 1883 create a SUPERSONIC TSUNAMI (google this bioooooootch)

                                              I am guessing those f-15s on aircraft carriers do not float? so what have you got that can survive a supersonic tsunami? maybe your national debt ho ho ho

                                              oh I literally took a shit on your country several times...you can never undo that I deposited lumpy serbian shit all over your homeland...also left behind some shit stained toilet paper whilst taking my shits, I was thinking about the US constitution and air force one and i pinched a french loaf no probolem
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                                              • pimpmaster9000
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                                                #24
                                                putin is obviously more important than obama:

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                                                • Struggle4Bucks
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                                                  • May 2011
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                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by crucifissio
                                                  oh I literally took a shit on your country several times...you can never undo that I deposited lumpy serbian shit all over your homeland...also left behind some shit stained toilet paper whilst taking my shits, I was thinking about the US constitution and air force one and i pinched a french loaf no probolem
                                                  Maybe that's not a bad idea indeed... collecting all serbian shit and sell it to productive countries as fertilizers... That way, Serbia can become productive too and actually grow their national income...
                                                  Half troll half amazing!

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                                                  • DamnSexy
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                                                    #26

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                                                    • dyna mo
                                                      just a fucking jerk
                                                      • Dec 2008
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                                                      #27

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                                                      • Horatio Caine
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                                                        • Aug 2012
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                                                        #28
                                                        beware of serbian navy

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                                                        • Seth Manson
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                                                          • Jul 2010
                                                          • 3988

                                                          #29
                                                          Hey I live in Serbia

                                                          NATO troops came here fucked my mom. Which one is my daddy?

                                                          Serbia has 2 fishing boats for a Navy

                                                          God i suck

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                                                          • pimpmaster9000
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                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by dyna mo
                                                            supersonic tsunami...entire fleet=expired...chubby tears sold as sweetener in russian shops...also as softener to get the laundry really really soft

                                                            s u p e r s o n i c t s u n a m i....

                                                            look at some future ocean floor decorations
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                                                            • pimpmaster9000
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                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by Seth Manson
                                                              Hey I live in Serbia

                                                              NATO troops came here fucked my mom. Which one is my daddy?

                                                              Serbia has 2 fishing boats for a Navy

                                                              God i suck
                                                              we do not have a sea actually but theres river patrol boats and some are inflatables with outboards
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                                                              • Seth Manson
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                                                                • Jul 2010
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                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by crucifissio
                                                                I am guessing those f-15s on aircraft carriers do not float? so what have you got that can survive a supersonic tsunami? maybe your national debt ho ho ho
                                                                When has there ever been an F15 on an aircraft carrier? You're so stupid that you dont even have a clue how stupid you are.

                                                                Serbia!
                                                                What an education!

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                                                                • pimpmaster9000
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                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by Horatio Caine
                                                                  beware of serbian navy

                                                                  dude thats montenegro serbia does not have a sea...the submarine you see is from the 1940s they sell it to north korea

                                                                  this is the main reason your chubby fleet can not touch north korea, because of that sub it would kick your asses if it had weapons but it does not its a recon sub LOL
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                                                                  • pimpmaster9000
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                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by Seth Manson
                                                                    When has there ever been an F15 on an aircraft carrier? You're so stupid that you dont even have a clue how stupid you are.

                                                                    Serbia!
                                                                    What an education!
                                                                    chubby dindu, why do you think I care to remember the names of your ocean floor decorations?
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                                                                    • Seth Manson
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                                                                      • Jul 2010
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                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by crucifissio
                                                                      chubby dindu, why do you think I care to remember the names of your ocean floor decorations?
                                                                      Because you wonder which one your dad is on?

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                                                                      • pimpmaster9000
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                                                                        #36
                                                                        Originally posted by Seth Manson
                                                                        Because you wonder which one your dad is on?
                                                                        do you know why US ships are so big when you compare them to russian ones? because americans are very very chubby
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                                                                        • Horatio Caine
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                                                                          #37
                                                                          Serbian airforce



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                                                                          • pimpmaster9000
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                                                                            #38
                                                                            hot chick in USA

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                                                                            • escorpio
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                                                                              #39
                                                                              Unvaxxed, still alive.

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