US navy sucks balls, proof inside...
 

This tiny Russian warship just shocked the world

Oct. 7, four warships of the Russian navy's Caspian Sea flotilla fired 26 SS-N-30A land-attack cruise missiles at rebel forces in western Syria, a thousand miles away.

The raid shocked foreign observers ? not the least because the ships involved were so ? tiny. "One of the biggest surprises for Russia-watchers was the small size of the ships that launched the missiles ? 1,000-ton ships,"

For perspective, bear in mind that the smallest U.S. Navy surface warship to possess an equivalent weapon, the Tomahawk cruise missile, is an Arleigh Burke-class destroyer that's 500 feet long and displaces 9,000 tons. And America's Littoral Combat Ship frigates, which displace 3,000 tons, carry only small, short-range missiles.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh small...short range :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

pussies LOL :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

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Get a life.

1,000-ton ships are much easier to sink.

How long are you idiots going to continue to jerk off to the "successful" launch of a few missiles? It's been a week already, chill a bit, you launched a few missiles, good job.... something other countries have been doing for DECADES... :1orglaugh

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Littoral_combat_ship

Let me know if I have to connect the dots for you.

Missiles are so 1990's. We have lasers and the Russians don't. Top that, bitch. :pimp

U.S. Navy Successfully Tests Laser Weapon in the Persian Gulf


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Um.... The United States Navy is really the only true global blue water navy in the world. No one else comes close.

When Russia sends a handful of warships to Cuba it's front page news, meanwhile the United States Navy operates entire fleets across the world on a daily basis. Just in comparison, the United States has nineteen aircraft carriers while Russia has... One. (France has four, Japan three, Italy and Indian have two, China has one....)

I don't think anyone was surprised by the fact that Russia could launch such missiles from such small boats, but more like we were wondering why.... Such small ships are barely sea worthy and would need to be resupplied quickly, making them worthless in combat. However, in this case.... These ships are not sea worthy at all. It's not like they are on the open ocean, but instead in the Caspian Sea, which is really the largest lake in the world.

ah you can troll americans with anything LOL just post a report of some short range ships that do not need heavy cargo or crew and claim that its better than US and the chubbies will start hugging bacon for comfort :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

maybe a better angle to troll would have been that russia is so big that it only needs tiny ships and does not have to do the bitch miles that the USA has to do?

would this have hurt chubby bacon pride more? :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh


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You sure showed them. Now go pick the rubble out of your driveway so you can drive your goat to work at the steel mill. That is, unless you're one of the 20% unemployed Serb bums who'd rather sit around and complain about the US all day. Oh shit... I guess you are.

1. Tries To Make A Point - And Fails Miserably
2. Gets Corrected
3. "lolz, I wuz just trolling you guyz"

Way to cover up your ignorance. Seriously. Good job.

1) falls for "our ship is better than your ship"
2) realizes that his fleet sucks balls anyway
3) hides behind pseudo clairvoyance and internet psychology

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new russian laser tank :1orglaugh
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Thread title is bullshit :

Navy 2015 Schedule - Midshipmen Home and Away - ESPN

Notre Dame was ranked #15 MAN!

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"Our ship"? You're a Serb living in Canada, right?

C'mon, you know you had no idea what the littoral zone was before I posted above. :1orglaugh We all get that you're trying to troll, you're just not smart enough to do a proper job at it. :1orglaugh


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Racist!

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No I live in Serbia, and you swallowed my troll hook, line and sinker :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

You went and posted a link to some shitty US waste of money crap :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Dude if poooty wants the US navy gone a nuke in any sea near your waste of money fleet will wipe them all the fuck out. Big expensive waste of money ships like the ones in the US fleet do not react well to tsunamis caused by nukes :thumbsup

Now go ahead and pretend you did not fall for my trolololol

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Wow, you momentarily tricked someone into believing you no longer live in shithole Serbia now you're celebrating that you do. Serb-logic at it's finest.


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dumbfuck serb,



no tsunami.

So, just to be clear - when you post an article and draw inaccurate conclusions, and others correct you, by rising to the bait you call that being trolled?

OK, then. Good job. Seriously, give yourself a hand. :1orglaugh

No, you are a fucking loser living off Canadian gratitude who needs to be deported back to that shit hole you call Serbia. You little pines syndrome speaks for itself :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

why do you think I live in canada? :1orglaugh


chubbies are easily trolled you say anything at all against their precious precious military and their insecurity never fails to amuse..."look we have x-y-z-3000 waste of money does not survive tsunami crap we are the shit!" :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

and the title of the thread is kind of a clue LOL "US navy sucks balls" I mean did you really think it was a serious thread and that you corrected me in some sort of way? :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

you fell for it and it is obvious, you posted your waste of money ship LOL

chubby dindu, that bomb was not actually detonated in water was it? also it was an american bomb, it is known that american bombs are weak and have a small penis, the russian tsar bomb sent shock waves 3x around the planet, detonating it in the proximity of your waste of money fleet, would like in krakatoa 1883 create a SUPERSONIC TSUNAMI (google this bioooooootch)

I am guessing those f-15s on aircraft carriers do not float? :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh so what have you got that can survive a supersonic tsunami? maybe your national debt ho ho ho

oh I literally took a shit on your country :thumbsup several times...you can never undo that :2 cents: I deposited lumpy serbian shit all over your homeland...also left behind some shit stained toilet paper :thumbsup whilst taking my shits, I was thinking about the US constitution and air force one and i pinched a french loaf no probolem :1orglaugh

putin is obviously more important than obama:

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Maybe that's not a bad idea indeed... collecting all serbian shit and sell it to productive countries as fertilizers... That way, Serbia can become productive too and actually grow their national income...

beware of serbian navy

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Hey I live in Serbia :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

NATO troops came here fucked my mom. Which one is my daddy? :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Serbia has 2 fishing boats for a Navy :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

God i suck :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

supersonic tsunami...entire fleet=expired...chubby tears sold as sweetener in russian shops...also as softener to get the laundry really really soft :)

s u p e r s o n i c t s u n a m i....

look at some future ocean floor decorations :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh
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we do not have a sea actually :1orglaugh but theres river patrol boats and some are inflatables with outboards :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

When has there ever been an F15 on an aircraft carrier? :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh You're so stupid that you dont even have a clue how stupid you are. :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Serbia! :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh
What an education!:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

dude thats montenegro serbia does not have a sea...the submarine you see is from the 1940s they sell it to north korea :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

this is the main reason your chubby fleet can not touch north korea, because of that sub :2 cents: it would kick your asses if it had weapons but it does not its a recon sub LOL

chubby dindu, why do you think I care to remember the names of your ocean floor decorations? :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Because you wonder which one your dad is on?

do you know why US ships are so big when you compare them to russian ones? because americans are very very chubby :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Serbian airforce :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

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hot chick in USA :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

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