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MetaMan 10-08-2015 08:57 AM

CyberSEO does this image make you mad?
 
http://i1.wp.com/blog.beingfatiseasy...size=300%2C191

What is your first thought when you see this?

mineistaken 10-08-2015 09:01 AM

I know what his reply will be (hint - pictures) :)

MetaMan 10-08-2015 09:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mineistaken (Post 20599420)
I know what his reply will be (hint - pictures) :)

He will try to convince us growing up in a dictatorship is better and then we laugh?

crockett 10-08-2015 09:05 AM

Pictures like this lead to the fall of the USSR..

MetaMan 10-08-2015 09:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crockett (Post 20599423)
Pictures like this lead to the fall of the USSR..

The best is how Russia was destroying foreign cheese as millions of their population struggle to eat.

You can't make this shit up! :1orglaugh

candyflip 10-08-2015 09:10 AM

I will take this opportunity to post photos from the best American grocery store. Because if you're gonna gloat, you might as well do it right.

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com...9761f0ca56.jpg

http://extras.mnginteractive.com/liv...WEGMAN_500.jpg

http://p-fst1.pixstatic.com/53a07f62.../wegmans_6.jpg

http://media-cdn.tripadvisor.com/med...65/wegmans.jpg

http://amhersttimes.com/wp-content/u...3/wegmans4.jpg

http://cdn.glutenfreeliving.com/2015...ared-foods.jpg

http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/.../wegmans10.jpg

http://cdn2-b.examiner.com/sites/def...?itok=qySEIIwc

Sly 10-08-2015 09:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 20599424)
The best is how Russia was destroying foreign cheese as millions of their population struggle to eat.

You can't make this shit up! :1orglaugh

I was reading about the rise of Vladimir Putin last night, pretty interesting.

This was one of the more interesting things, specifically the $100 million worth of missing food destined for starving people: https://www.thebureauinvestigates.co...oversial-past/

I don't know the social standing of that source, but there are many other sources with the same exact story.

MetaMan 10-08-2015 09:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sly (Post 20599430)
I was reading about the rise of Vladimir Putin last night, pretty interesting.

This was one of the more interesting things, specifically the $100 million worth of missing food destined for starving people: https://www.thebureauinvestigates.co...oversial-past/

I don't know the social standing of that source, but there are many other sources with the same exact story.

I've read it all. And I bet you CyberSEO will try to pretend like it didn't happen. He was/is a corrupt politician that sealed his future by making underhanded deals and fucking over the population like you see today.

He bombs his own population and Russians cheer him.

I sometimes wonder how these peoples minds get trapped growing up in a dictatorship. Doesn't human instinct kick in and you realize something isn't right? But nope he keeps drinking the Koolaid.

just a punk 10-08-2015 09:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 20599417)
http://i1.wp.com/blog.beingfatiseasy...size=300%2C191

What is your first thought when you see this?

And what should I see there? I'm not mad at all, I'm just sad for the buyers because of insufficient lighting in that market. Here in Russia the owner will be fined for that. That's is how the properly set light in the food market should look like (700 -1000 Lux is a standard here):

http://shopinformer.ru/sites/default...1001032817.png

http://360tv.ru/binfiles/images/20141208/b37dba7d.jpg

http://img-fotki.yandex.ru/get/9762/...764612_XXL.jpg

http://im8.kommersant.ru/Issues.phot...218_211018.jpg

MetaMan 10-08-2015 09:26 AM

You're mad because in the far reaches of the USA people have access to food. This does not exist in russia. Your fate should not be determined by your proximity to the kremlin.

mineistaken 10-08-2015 09:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CyberSEO (Post 20599440)
And what should I see there? I'm not mad at all, I'm just sad for the buyers because of insufficient lighting in that market. Here in Russia the owner will be fined for that. That's is how the properly set light in the food market should look like (500 lux in a minimum here):

http://shopinformer.ru/sites/default...1001032817.png

http://360tv.ru/binfiles/images/20141208/b37dba7d.jpg

http://img-fotki.yandex.ru/get/9762/...764612_XXL.jpg

http://im8.kommersant.ru/Issues.phot...218_211018.jpg

Yep, exactly the post I knew will be posted :thumbsup

k0nr4d 10-08-2015 09:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 20599417)
http://i1.wp.com/blog.beingfatiseasy...size=300%2C191

What is your first thought when you see this?

You know, they DO still have apples, meat and cheese in Russia...
...just not our superior Polish apples :1orglaugh

BlackCrayon 10-08-2015 09:33 AM

When Boris Yeltsin went grocery shopping in Clear Lake - The Texican

just a punk 10-08-2015 09:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 20599434)
He was/is a corrupt politician that sealed his future by making underhanded deals and fucking over the population like you see today.

If you said it about Putin so... you are absolutely correct. I think the same.

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 20599434)
He bombs his own population and Russians cheer him.

I don't know what he bombs, but far not all Russians cheer him. Your sources of information suck, as well as the average level of your education. I believe that's because your parents were too poor and you was to dumb to get a degree in some good university. Sad to be you :(

Highest Def 10-08-2015 09:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by candyflip (Post 20599427)
I will take this opportunity to post photos from the best American grocery store. Because if you're gonna gloat, you might as well do it right.


Wegman's rules. Too bad Danny is a little prick.

just a punk 10-08-2015 09:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mineistaken (Post 20599445)
Yep, exactly the post I knew will be posted :thumbsup

Maybe because I buy food right in that place? ;)

Quote:

Originally Posted by BlackCrayon (Post 20599450)

When a first pilgrimage came to America... How does it relate to the modern Russia?

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 20599442)
You're mad because in the far reaches of the USA people have access to food. This does not exist in russia..

What exactly does not exist in Russia? Food stores? Supermarkets? Hypermarkets? Wow, you are even dumber than a dumb can be. At least according to my scale...

The images I posted above are from Auchan a hypermarket chain where we buy the products for a week. When we go for a daily shopping we go to Billa - there are two of them in 2 minutes of walking from my home. And yes we really have much better lighting there than in one shown at your picture (it looks sad and gloomy).

P.S. I can tell you what really does not exist in Russia anymore. This:

http://i.usatoday.net/news/_photos/2...DF-x-large.jpg

We have no feed stamps since the Gorbachev times ("When Boris Yeltsin went grocery shopping in Clear Lake - The Texican")

Relic 10-08-2015 09:43 AM

All I see are lots of smack talking Neo Nazis who should head East for what always proves to be a most humbling experience.

EddyTheDog 10-08-2015 10:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CyberSEO (Post 20599456)
Maybe because I buy food right in that place? ;)



When a first pilgrimage came to America... How does it relate to the modern Russia?



What exactly does not exist in Russia? Food stores? Supermarkets? Hypermarkets? Wow, you are even dumber than a dumb can be. At least according to my scale...

The images I posted above are from Auchan a hypermarket chain where we buy the products for a week. When we go for a daily shopping we go to Billa - there are two of them in 2 minutes of walking from my home. And yes we really have much better lighting there than in one shown at your picture (it looks sad and gloomy).

P.S. I can tell you what really does not exist in Russia anymore. This:

http://i.usatoday.net/news/_photos/2...DF-x-large.jpg

We have no feed stamps since the Gorbachev times ("When Boris Yeltsin went grocery shopping in Clear Lake - The Texican")

Move the story away from Moscow and things do look different - I personally know people in Saint Petersburg who are having a hard time, and as the situation gets worse so does the corruption...

Full supermarket shelves do not equal full cupboards in the average kitchen.....

just a punk 10-08-2015 10:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EddyTheDog (Post 20599483)
Move the story away from Moscow and things do look different

You said it like you know it. No, they won't. All those supermarket and hypermarket chains spider the whole Russia (click at the "Auchan" link above and take a look at the list of cities from western to the eastern borders of Russia). And that's only one of them. The one I'm used to buy food at. There are many others in other cities. If you really think that the choice of food is somehow different there, you are as dumb as the OP (who is a proven imbecile). Haven't I told you that I wasn't born in Moscow? I came here from a very distant Siberian city. It's located much far away from here than a size of the whole England in a 2 hour shifted time zone. I still have friends there and visiting them from time to time. So there is something that tells me that I know better than you about Russia far away from the place where I live now...

Quote:

Originally Posted by EddyTheDog (Post 20599483)
Full supermarket shelves do not equal full cupboards in the average kitchen.....

Why not? [spoiler: click the link below and check the prices]

Ah... I've almost forget about that post. Here you go: https://gfy.com/20199483-post39.html - the pics I took with my Galaxy SII in Billa market right near my home. Please note the prices there ($1 is about 62 rubles). Do your math :)

For the O.P.: now look how the proper lighting must look like according to the Russian standards, because lighting on your picture just sucks (I can barely see the food there).

Relic 10-08-2015 10:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CyberSEO (Post 20599485)
Ah... I've almost forger about that post. Here you: https://gfy.com/20199483-post39.html - the pics I took on my Galaxy SII in Billa market right near my home. Please note the prices there ($1 is about 62 rubles). Do your math :)

I like the alcohol selection of that yellow store :thumbsup

just a punk 10-08-2015 10:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Relic (Post 20599489)
I like the alcohol selection of that yellow store :thumbsup

And that's just one of 3 sections (wines). Beer/ale/cocktails as well as vodka/brandy/whiskey/tequila etc are in the rest 2 ones :winkwink:

shiraz9944 10-08-2015 11:16 AM

guys just give it up, you'll never convince him. It's all he's ever known. Like when you sleep in nothing but a tent for the first 10 years of your life when the savior putin builds a small shack with a wood burning stove you think it's the greatest country on the planet. It's just all perspective and they have none since that is the goal of the russian government.

just a punk 10-08-2015 11:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by shiraz9944 (Post 20599551)
guys just give it up, you'll never convince him.

Convince with that? How an uneducated low life 3rd-world village idiot like you can convince me to the a "knowledge" about my country? A "knowledge" you've got from Fox and CNN? You're a clown who can't even imagine how stupid you do look like...

Quote:

Originally Posted by shiraz9944 (Post 20599551)
Like when you sleep in nothing but a tent for the first 10 years of your life when the savior putin builds a small shack with a wood burning stove you think it's the greatest country on the planet.

I have never understand the obsession with Putin among the US rednecks. If you guys love him a lot, go continue licking his asshole (maybe because your own president is even more stupid than him). Personally I have never voted for him nor supported his politics. So if you gonna lick him off, do it by yourselves, clowns. I won't participate in your peasant fag orgy.

spads 10-08-2015 11:23 AM

Billa sucks donkey balls in comparison to most American ones. We have them here in Prague and they look identical to your pictures. I keep hoping that an american grocery store will make the jump over to mainland Europe.

spads 10-08-2015 11:25 AM

Also those florescent lights are way too bright. Enjoy having them burn your retinas :D

just a punk 10-08-2015 11:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by spads (Post 20599554)
Billa sucks donkey balls in comparison to most American ones.

Billa is just a chain (one of many). The products and prices there vary from a country to country.

Quote:

Originally Posted by spads (Post 20599558)
Also those florescent lights are way too bright. Enjoy having them burn your retinas :D

No, they are not. We have very strict lighting standards here and I really like it. The picture posted by OP is too dark and gloomy, like some village basement (just look at those long and ugly shadows). Sorry, but I don't like it.

MetaMan 10-08-2015 01:41 PM

USA = GOOD
russia = BAD

Russians suck at making perogies alos.

just a punk 10-08-2015 01:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 20599715)
USA = BAD
Russia = GOOD

If you say that then... ok, clown. I won't argue.

You guys live in the North Korea. If you really believe that we are starving here, then how are you different to those who is being fed with the "news" like this?



Do you really believe in that bullshit? It's 21th century. We all have the Internet (youtube, google etc). Why do you still believe to the NK-style propaganda? Are you that stupid? If I want to see how the US people live like... I simply book a flight ticket to the States. Why can't you buy a ticket to Russia and look at it from inside? Do you really so poor and can't afford it? Maybe you should find a new job and finally relocate from the mom's basement? Get an international passport already and explore the world outside your hole. The "outer" world is amazing - just believe me ;)

candyflip 10-08-2015 02:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Highest Def (Post 20599455)
Wegman's rules. Too bad Danny is a little prick.

Years of cocaine use ensured that.

He's still quite generous and he knows how to treat his employees and customers...that much is true.

candyflip 10-08-2015 02:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CyberSEO (Post 20599600)
No, they are not. We have very strict lighting standards here and I really like it. The picture posted by OP is too dark and gloomy, like some village basement (just look at those long and ugly shadows). Sorry, but I don't like it.

If there's a definitive way to light a grocery store, the company that runs the stores in the photos I posted above have figured out exactly what that is. They have the grocery selling business down to a science. It is generally accepted by the rest of the industry and the rest of the companies do their best to play catch up.

pimpmaster9000 10-08-2015 02:21 PM

how to spot a brainwashed idiot: he will believe that a country that spans over 11 time zones is not capable of producing its own food :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

they have every climate you can imagine, almost 2x the territory of the USA, yet somehow, food does not grow? :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

they beat you to space but they can not produce food? :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

dude :1orglaugh

MetaMan 10-08-2015 02:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CyberSEO (Post 20599718)
If you say that then... ok, clown. I won't argue.

You guys live in the North Korea. If you really believe that we are starving here, then how are you different to those who is being fed with the "news" like this?



Do you really believe in that bullshit? It's 21th century. We all have the Internet (youtube, google etc). Why do you still believe to the NK-style propaganda? Are you that stupid? If I want to see how the US people live like... I simply book a flight ticket to the States. Why can't you buy a ticket to Russia and look at it from inside? Do you really so poor and can't afford it? Maybe you should find a new job and finally relocate from the mom's basement? Get an international passport already and explore the world outside your hole. The "outer" world is amazing - just believe me ;)

Congratulations on getting the internet and grocery stores in Russia!

Next hopefully you will have running water. :thumbsup

Go have another vodka Sergay

femdomdestiny 10-08-2015 02:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crucifissio (Post 20599735)
how to spot a brainwashed idiot: he will believe that a country that spans over 11 time zones is not capable of producing its own food :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

they have every climate you can imagine, almost 2x the territory of the USA, yet somehow, food does not grow? :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

they beat you to space but they can not produce food? :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

dude :1orglaugh

They can't produce food because they invested everything in space program. I don't see another explanation.

MetaMan 10-08-2015 02:30 PM

USA:
Best schools on the planet
Smartest population
Best athletes
Best business oppurtunities
FREEDOM
Invented: Internet, electricity, cars, NFL

Russia:
Wait in line for bread
Shit cars
Shit weather
Snobby women
Bad food
Lack of personality
All athletes leave to go to the big US of A
All scientists want to work for American universities

Shall i go on?

just a punk 10-08-2015 02:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 20599738)
Next hopefully you will have running water

I didn't get your "joke" again. Maybe because I can't step down to your level... California is not in Russia (learn the geography already) so we have no problems with water here. I pay about 30 rubles (less than half of a dollar and it's the higher price in Russia) for a cubic meter of clean water. I'm using that water for washing only because I prefer to drink the bottled one. Now tell me how much do you pay for water?

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 20599743)
Shall i go on?

You shall get some basic education, because the one your poor parents bought to you sucks a donkey ass. You are an idiot, admit it already. Perhaps some problem with genes, water or the air you breath.. who knows?

P.S. Your "US Good, Russia bad" posts don't work to me. You have never been to Russia, so you are just a clown. A very stupid and sad clown, I'd say.

pimpmaster9000 10-08-2015 02:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 20599743)
USA:
Best schools on the planet
Smartest population

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

pornmasta 10-08-2015 02:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 20599743)
USA:
...

Russia:
...

and who invented vodka :winkwink::winkwink::winkwink:

just a punk 10-08-2015 02:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by candyflip (Post 20599732)
If there's a definitive way to light a grocery store, the company that runs the stores in the photos I posted above have figured out exactly what that is. They have the grocery selling business down to a science. It is generally accepted by the rest of the industry and the rest of the companies do their best to play catch up.

Some pics from your post look lighten enough, some - not. But I can't tell it for sure by looking at the pictures only. A level of light in the grocery stores here must be about 700-1000 Lux according to the standards. The lighting can be easily measured with a simple device like this:

http://www.micronnet.ru/images/good_...ech_MS6610.jpg

DamnSexy 10-08-2015 03:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 20599715)
USA = GOOD
russia = BAD

http://i60.tinypic.com/avq5j6.jpg

spads 10-08-2015 06:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pornmasta (Post 20599757)
and who invented vodka :winkwink::winkwink::winkwink:

The Polish :D

PornDiscounts-V 10-09-2015 03:19 AM

http://www.allwamhd.com/wp-content/u...uake-fazli.jpg

Here in America our products are so cheap they literally jump right into your cart.

However, because of poor lighting conditions the products cannot always see their way and end up on the floor.

AdultB2B 10-09-2015 03:27 AM

Honestly dude, I don't want to need sunglasses when I go to the grocery store.

I'm glad you're happy to have to do so.

Oracle Porn 10-09-2015 03:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 20599417)
http://i1.wp.com/blog.beingfatiseasy...size=300%2C191

What is your first thought when you see this?

Is this why your parents immigrated from USSR to Canada?

Sid70 10-09-2015 04:38 AM

Been away for long time spending cash traveling, fun to see the rooski being .... errr... rooski LOL @ you faggot.

Sid70 10-09-2015 04:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Oracle Porn (Post 20600155)
Is this why your parents immigrated from USSR to Canada?

I wish mine did the same, that's enough of a reason to. Especially back in the day it was.

j3rkules 10-09-2015 04:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DamnSexy (Post 20599782)

:1orglaugh

Sid70 10-09-2015 04:45 AM

To spice it up, does look like a starting pointing for another Brazzers episode to me :)

http://www.jobbrander.com/wp-content...ods-worker.jpg

RazorSharpe 10-09-2015 05:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EddyTheDog (Post 20599483)
Move the story away from Moscow and things do look different - I personally know people in Saint Petersburg who are having a hard time, and as the situation gets worse so does the corruption...

Full supermarket shelves do not equal full cupboards in the average kitchen.....

You say that like it's not happening in good old Blighty. Heck it's a reality in most countries these days, I would have thought.

CurrentlySober 10-09-2015 05:51 AM

http://i.imgur.com/tmgCsli.jpg


Only way I can a4d 2 eat...

EddyTheDog 10-09-2015 09:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RazorSharpe (Post 20600221)
You say that like it's not happening in good old Blighty. Heck it's a reality in most countries these days, I would have thought.

I know how bad things are here - I admit it - It's Cyber's constant denial that pisses me off...


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