Porn parody names
 

Can you guys help me come up with funny "porn" parody names for the following celebrities:

Selena Gomez
Olivia Munn
Carrie Underwood
Emilia Clarke
Kate Upton
Miranda Kerr
Scarlett Johansson
Jennifer Lawrence
Jessica Alba
Mila Kunis
Pamela Anderson
Monica Belucci
Lindsay Lohan
Adrian Lima
Megan Fox
Emily Ratajkowski
Kim Kardashian

I need it for a new project. Maybe someone here is more creative than I am:

Megan "Loves" Cox
Adriana Lickma-Pussy
Lindsay Blowin
Kim Assfartian
Kate Sucksaton

Selena Gummiez - Has to be an old porn star with false teeth though

Selena Gomez = SEMENa Gomez
Kate Upton = Kate Fuckton
Scarlett Johansson = Scarlet Fuckansson
Mila Kunis = Mila Kunnilingus

It's harder than you would think - I will have it in my head all day know...

Selena Gomez= Selena GoesMex Have her fuck a bunch of Mexican guys. This will be huge if marketed right.

Carrie Underwood= Carrie Underhood Should be self explanatory.

Kim Kardashian= Kim Cocktrashian. Can go anyway you want.

Pamela Fuckerson

Easy One

Selena Goomez
Olivia Cume
Carrie GivMewood
Kate Upcock

If you want more is will cost you

Olivia Munnch

Fuck you - That's the only one I could come up with as well:upsidedow...

Selena Gomez - Selina Gonadz
Olivia Munn - Olivia Munch
Carrie Underwood - Carrie Wonderwood
Emilia Clarke
Kate Upton - Kate Fapton
Miranda Kerr
Scarlett Johansson - Scarlett Jackoffsum
Jennifer Lawrence - Jennifer Lowrent
Jessica Alba - Jessica Anal
Mila Kunis - Mila Kuntis
Pamela Anderson
Monica Belucci
Lindsay Lohan - Lindsay Slowhand
Adrian Lima
Megan Fox - Megan Fux
Emily Ratajkowski
Kim Kardashian


All I got

You guys are awesome, keep them coming :)

Monica Belcoochie

cute I'd watch