can fucking a girl in the ass affect your dick?
 

I was wondering if all of that bacteria in a woman's ass can infect your urethra if you're fucking her....

Anyone?

yes. use a condom.

Hey why the quick edit man??

Dip your cock in clorox bleach after your done

If you aren't wrapped, absolutely. The anus is an absolute cornucopia of harmful and non-harmful bacteria. You could pick up any number of infections from having unprotected anal sex, from something serious right down to a good old-fashioned bladder infection. Problems? :)

Just get the Ho to douche the milky way first and youll be fine

:1orglaugh

Also, it is a lot easier to transfer STDs from anal sex then vaginal sex.
ZoiNk

<img SRC="http://members.shaw.ca/billy1-99/pics/shithead.gif"> And there it is.... my first good laugh of the day. Thanks man.


some days it takes an hour of sifting through shit to find the laugh, but when I do it's usually worth it.

:thumbsup

Hell yeh.

Thats how most heteros get AIDS thru rough anal sex

:thumbsup

LOL

Ass douche? I believe the other term for it is "enema"

And it should be included in all Thanksgiving celebrations!

ahahahahahahahahahahha

I have yet to earn my brown belt. I hate anal sex! everthing about it discuts me. YUCK!!

hahaha :1orglaugh

I don't quite get it but if you're referring to me editing my post, nowhere do you see a notice that the post has been edited...


but if i missed your joke, I apologize....

:1orglaugh :thumbsup

they ain't laughing at you but with you

OOOOOOOOH I GET IT......

dude, lighten up. it was a good joke.

yeah I didn't read how he changed it before i posted that.

..........the anus is an absolute cornucopia...........

That might the funniest thing I have ever read............I am fucking crying over here..........DAMN THAT SHIT IS FUNNY !!!!!!!!

This is the best anal thread EVER.

This can lead into another topic.

Some say/think if a man enjoys anal sex with a woman they wonder if they are gay? I don't think so but what do others think?

How can you hate it if you never tried it? We will get drunk sometime and I will tell you some anal sex stories. Remind me to tell you the one of the girl I fucked up the ass after we had a curry dinner. She should have chewed her food more.....

I think YOU"RE gay!:321GFY

LOL:1orglaugh

Hey, why the quick edit man?

Good comeback...how long did it take you to come up with that....moron.

LMAO, I can see this will be infamous!:thumbsup

If you don't like condoms...do what I do...smear a bit of poop on your pecker every day...start with small amounts and then slowly increase it as your natural immunities build...

I can now steep my wang in a bucket of feces for hours and not suffer any ill effects...

This thread is sooooo funny. And gay.

Buahahahahahaha :thumbsup

lol...thank you for that top of the morning hearty laugh. makes ya feel good when you read this board and start out your day on a positive note. hehe! :thumbsup

Yep. that should do the trick. :repuke

Yes,

Anulinfectius.
a·nul·infectius (nl)
adj.
Infection of the dick from anal fucking
relating to, or near the anus.


This is what your dick will look like after 2-3 days of dirty anal fucking :

http://www.herpes-coldsores-treatmen...om/herpes2.jpg

Also, if you fuck her without cleaning her ass, you might get a shit cone on your dick.

And people will start calling you "turd-tamper" behind your back.

wow, that is fuckign disgusting

Damn, in two days your dick will do a sick Michael Jackson!
And all this from a little "Dookey Shoes":(

Use a condom.

Damn this reminds me. My friend was so excited to fuck this girl in the ass one night but she ended up unloading all her crap on his cock. hahaha pretty funny.

With a question like that...One wonders if you're old/mature enough to be having sex at all! :winkwink: