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MetaMan 08-04-2015 04:59 PM

God is attacking Russia. Moses/Egypt part 2:
 
Swarms of locusts invade southern Russia - CNN.com

From the article:
It is clear that God is angry with Russia and their drunk and stupid population not standing up to their tyrant leader.

There is strong possibilities the plagues from the old testiment are now attacking russia.

God 1
Russia 0

mineistaken 08-04-2015 05:05 PM

God FTW! :)

Rochard 08-04-2015 05:16 PM

about freaking time.

Dvae 08-04-2015 05:29 PM

There is no God.
Its a natural phenomenon.

ZeroHero 08-04-2015 05:33 PM

Russia is bigger than God.

Ouuups. :pimp

Phoenix 08-04-2015 08:13 PM

I guess they will be buying from Canucks this winter...good for us

2MuchMark 08-04-2015 08:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dvae (Post 20542001)
There is no God.
Its a natural phenomenon.

Clear thinking FTW.

pornmasta 08-04-2015 08:32 PM

i don't talk with an imaginary friend.

Spunky 08-04-2015 08:33 PM

Damn,that's a shitload of bugs

EngineCash 08-05-2015 12:44 AM

This is horrible... :( Poor folks....

davidclickpapa 08-05-2015 02:51 AM

locust swarmings just happen, much like volcano eruption or thunderstorms.

MetaMan 08-05-2015 08:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by davidclickpapa (Post 20542283)
locust swarmings just happen, much like volcano eruption or thunderstorms.

That is the absolute stupidest shit i have ever heard. Have you read the old testament? hmmm maybe its just a little book that a huge majority of the entire world has based their moral views on?

You have to be a complete tool to somehow think "nature" is always just chance. If you cannot see a direct view from the sins Russia has been committing to the locust storms i will pray for you!

DBS.US 08-05-2015 08:40 AM

When does a plague of insects become a healthy snack? When locusts descend on earth. Free food! - See more at: Feasting On Locusts – A Recipe From Moshe Basson’s Kitchen | Green Prophet


http://i62.tinypic.com/2v3hnk3.png

L-Pink 08-05-2015 08:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DBS.US (Post 20542514)
When does a plague of insects become a healthy snack? When locusts descend on earth. Free food! - See more at: Feasting On Locusts ? A Recipe From Moshe Basson?s Kitchen | Green Prophet


http://i62.tinypic.com/2v3hnk3.png


Well, I was debating where to go for lunch as I surfed GFY. Right now I'm thinking soup. Something non-crunchy. Or maybe just a few beers.

just a punk 08-05-2015 08:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 20542482)
If you cannot see a direct view from the sins Russia has been committing to the locust storms i will pray for you!

https://aliciaashcroft.files.wordpre...zzzzzzzzzz.jpg

Hint: locust "storms" is a yearly thing for south regions of Russia. Just like hurricanes in the States but not as dangerous of course (those don't destroy houses and don't kill people).

Mickey_ 08-05-2015 09:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 20542516)
Well, I was debating where to go for lunch as I surfed GFY. Right now I'm thinking soup. Something non-crunchy. Or maybe just a few beers.

https://www.exoprotein.com/

OneHungLo 08-05-2015 09:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CyberSEO (Post 20542524)
https://aliciaashcroft.files.wordpre...zzzzzzzzzz.jpg

Hint: locust "storms" is a yearly thing for south regions of Russia. Just like hurricanes in the States but not as dangerous of course (those don't destroy houses and don't kill people).

So predictable lol

Barry-xlovecam 08-05-2015 09:37 AM

That is like saying tornadoes are the gods punishment on the corrupt bible thumpers that live in the USA ''tornado alley''. Or AIDS is the gods punishment on the sodomite faggots ... Or [insert other bullshit here] ...

just a punk 08-05-2015 09:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OneHungLo (Post 20542560)
So predictable lol

Predictable what? A shot trip for the OP to wikipedia? :upsidedow

L-Pink 08-05-2015 10:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mickey_ (Post 20542534)

Pass. But thanks for looking out for me, lol.

L-Pink 08-05-2015 10:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OneHungLo (Post 20542560)
So predictable lol

Like clockwork isn't he.

MetaMan 08-05-2015 10:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CyberSEO (Post 20542524)
Hint: locust "storms" is a yearly thing for south regions of Russia. Just like hurricanes in the States but not as dangerous of course (those don't destroy houses and don't kill people).

LOL why are you so obsessed with including the USA in everything you post?

Poor Ruskie. :(

L-Pink 08-05-2015 10:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 20542640)
LOL why are you so obsessed with including the USA in everything you post?

Poor Ruskie. :(


"Russia good, America bad"

EddyTheDog 08-05-2015 10:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DBS.US (Post 20542514)
When does a plague of insects become a healthy snack? When locusts descend on earth. Free food! - See more at: Feasting On Locusts ? A Recipe From Moshe Basson?s Kitchen | Green Prophet


http://i62.tinypic.com/2v3hnk3.png

I don't fancy it - Not sure why - When you about it they not much different from shrimp - They are pretty gross when you think about it...

Damn, now I fancy some shrimp.....

just a punk 08-05-2015 10:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 20542640)
LOL why are you so obsessed with including the USA in everything you post?

Obsessed? Me? You are an idiot, really :)))) How many threads have I made about North America (Canada, the USA and Mexico) during the last few years? How many threads you made about Russia, crybaby? I mentioned the hurricanes in the States as an example of a regular thing you have to get used to already.

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 20542599)
Like clockwork isn't he.

Hi clown! :) I see you were here first with your stupid phrase: "Russia good, America bad". You're such a predictable floridian imbecile :1orglaugh

L-Pink 08-05-2015 10:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CyberSEO (Post 20542645)
He clown. I see you were here first with your stupid phrase: "Russia good, America bad". You're such a predictable Floridian imbecile :1orglaugh


Blow me sputnik.


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just a punk 08-05-2015 10:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 20542649)
Blow me sputnik.

Visit a doctor, girlie. You have some serious brain problem. Hope your $775 a month will be enough to afford a simple MRI in Florida :2 cents:

crockett 08-05-2015 12:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 20542516)
Well, I was debating where to go for lunch as I surfed GFY. Right now I'm thinking soup. Something non-crunchy. Or maybe just a few beers.

Just think about them as if they were land lobsters..

L-Pink 08-05-2015 01:25 PM

What four words used in the same sentence terrifies anyone with even a drop of common sense?

Free, Russia, Government, Healthcare

Andreweb 08-06-2015 01:54 AM

That sucks , those insects will destroy the entire agriculture in that area , poor people they worked an entire year and they see their work destroyed :( !

Struggle4Bucks 08-06-2015 02:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 20542640)
Poor Ruskie. :(

I the meanwhile USA needs poor Ruskies to bring their astronouts to ISS spaceship...
What a noble thing to do considering the current climate...\

http://www.nasa.gov/sites/default/fi...ion_letter.pdf

ZiggiZiggiCrew 08-06-2015 07:56 AM

Montana, USA :winkwink:

http://s.fishki.net/upload/users/557...9201f0294c.jpg

just a punk 08-06-2015 08:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ZiggiZiggiCrew (Post 20543335)

Looks like a typical lucky citizen. Now his family will have enough meat for a week or even a month (no need to apply for food stamps) :thumbsup

http://www.mindfully.org/Food/2007/N...mps14aug07.gif

http://everydayfeminism.com/wp-conte..._stamps21.jpeg


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