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After Saddam warmly shook his hand, the American said: ?It?s been a long time since I last saw you, but you seem to be in great shape. You are a great soldier and I looking forward to facing you on the battlefield.?

?When do you intend to attack and try to kill me?? Saddam asked.

?Basically, after the March 19 deadline passes,? came the reply.

?You managed to get me to destroy my missiles,? the Iraqi leader said, pausing for effect. ?Is the 19th the date of the attack or just the day when you want me to leave Iraq? After all, that?s what you came for.?

The US colonel answered: ?According to our orders, that?s the date when we are supposed to head out and get you. And we?ve already been told, ?Don?t come back with him left in place.??

Saddam was not pleased. ?You are the sons of Satan. Go to hell. I?m not afraid of you.?

?We may not even wait until the 19th now,? the colonel shot back.

?Well then,? Saddam said. ?What?s the offer and where do you want me to go??

?Egypt, Sudan, Syria ? there?s a long list of offers. Even Iran made an offer.?

A defiant Saddam answered in English: ?I will die before I surrender.?

Tempers flared as the colonel told the Iraqi leader: ?If you don?t leave, we will target you.?

A fuming Saddam began talking gibberish, before finally calming down and whispering something to the interpreter, who said: ?The president believes he is going to send you back to your leaders in a box as a message.?

The American officer was unfazed.

?In that case, the war would start today,? he replied. ?We know where you are every day.?

?I have no fear of death,? Saddam said.

Quoted from : this article (interesting read)

GROUND WAR : 5 weeks

GETTING SADDAM : 3 more weeks