Child of porn stars can?t imagine parents having sex
 

Child of porn stars can?t imagine parents having sex

LOS ANGELES, Friday: The teenage son of two of America?s best-known porn stars says he can?t really picture his parents having sex.

?I just can?t imagine them doing it,? he says. ?That would just be, like, totally gross. I mean, they?re my parents for christ?s sake! There?s no way that they could have sex!?

The teenager in-denial is adamant that his parents live a quiet celibate life, despite the shelves full of hard-core pornographic videos dhahahahating evidence to the contrary.

Even when his mother and father are shooting graphic anal penetration scenes around the home, the blinkered teen continues to think of them as ?completely asexual.?

What a very moral way to bring up a child! :thumbsup

Was that some pathetic attempt to imitate The Onion?

Don't know, i didnt write it...

Btw, care to share the URL of where this came from?

Can you blame them? I still cant imagine my parents having sex nor do I want to