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Scott McD 07-06-2015 08:46 AM

How does shit like this get 913m views ??
 
Seriously. :helpme




Absolute SHIT !! :2 cents::2 cents:

michal 07-06-2015 08:59 AM

i doubt its real views:1orglaugh

Scott McD 07-06-2015 09:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by michal (Post 20516804)
i doubt its real views:1orglaugh

You think ?

Wouldn't surprise me at all these days... :Oh crap:Oh crap

stoka 07-06-2015 09:06 AM

try surprise eggs on yt. Some people made a small fortune by opening chocolate eggs on cam

michal 07-06-2015 09:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scott McD (Post 20516813)
You think ?

Wouldn't surprise me at all these days... :Oh crap:Oh crap

actually i dont know but i have the very same thoughts after checking video - who watch this crap?:1orglaugh

VSKevin 07-06-2015 09:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by michal (Post 20516844)
actually i dont know but i have the very same thoughts after checking video - who watch this crap?:1orglaugh

Umm... girls 9-16? They ain't got shit to do anyways right? Oh and bitches. :P

Bladewire 07-06-2015 09:26 AM

Foreigners love that shit

djroof 07-06-2015 09:28 AM

mad marketing skillzzzzz

MaDalton 07-06-2015 09:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scott McD (Post 20516786)
Seriously. :helpme




Absolute SHIT !! :2 cents::2 cents:

since you also keep ranting about Adele me thinks you have a chubby women complex :winkwink:


and i like that song

Scott McD 07-06-2015 09:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaDalton (Post 20516865)
since you also keep ranting about Adele me thinks you have a chubby women complex :winkwink:


and i like that song

Hey i haven't had an Adele rant for oh........... a few months now. :winkwink:

PAR 07-06-2015 09:58 AM

I would expect that many of the hits are not true...
Add to this the number of apps etc that simply stream the audio from youtube and people that stream their songs rather than buy them..

As for non music videos on youtube..
Again I would expect some of the views are fake/paid to get the videos to rank higher in youtue...

CDSmith 07-06-2015 10:24 AM

That whole "it's okay to be fat" movement going on is huge on youtub.

michael.kickass 07-06-2015 10:30 AM

It's real views, people are idiots.

Paul&John 07-06-2015 11:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stoka (Post 20516817)
try surprise eggs on yt. Some people made a small fortune by opening chocolate eggs on cam

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0YKmbKRElHY


166million views WTF

epitome 07-06-2015 11:13 AM

Well, you see, it was the #1 song for what felt like 7 months.

So when people want to hear a song, they go to YouTube.

They're not necessarily watching the video.

At least it displaced Rude by MAGIC.

I spent the second half of 2014 traveling and would hear both of those songs on the radio at least every 3 songs... no matter what city I was in.

SplatterMaster 07-06-2015 11:20 AM


2MuchMark 07-06-2015 11:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SplatterMaster (Post 20516989)

Joff-tchoff-tchoffo-tchoffo-tchoff!

Scott McD 07-06-2015 11:58 AM

Oh oh !! :1orglaugh


MaDalton 07-06-2015 12:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scott McD (Post 20517037)
Oh oh !! :1orglaugh


yeah, this one sucks, no doubt about that :1orglaugh

DVTimes 07-06-2015 12:56 PM

i like the song

TheSquealer 07-06-2015 01:07 PM

On my TV's, if I open youtube, it will show a default list of popular videos - charlie bit my finger, evolution of dance etc. It was like that for years and only recently just stopped. My point is that there are also a shit ton of ways like this where videos get views that we never think of, That said, its highly unlikely that the views are real.

Ross 07-06-2015 01:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaDalton (Post 20516865)
since you also keep ranting about Adele me thinks you have a chubby women complex :winkwink:


and i like that song

1. The song sucks, big time.
2. Scott does have a small fetish for the bigger girls, he just won't admit it publicly.

clickity click 07-06-2015 01:45 PM

"wheels on the bus" has 690,000,000 views, go figure.

CaptainHowdy 07-06-2015 01:58 PM

Fluoridated water ...

scarlettcontent 07-06-2015 02:31 PM

me likey

Scott McD 07-06-2015 02:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ross (Post 20517140)
2. Scott does have a small fetish for the bigger girls, he just won't admit it publicly.

We need to be careful on what we class as "bigger" here lol...

C H R I S 07-06-2015 02:54 PM

Its real views, I was over at my friends house - she was playing that song over and over for her baby.

My kid watches these Playdough tutorials over and over .... he loves it

zerovic 07-06-2015 04:00 PM

easy, people know that she's all about that bass, 'Bout that bass, no treble...

JFK 07-06-2015 04:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaDalton (Post 20516865)
since you also keep ranting about Adele me thinks you have a chubby women complex :winkwink:


and i like that song

So do I, it creeps ino your head and keeps on playing :winkwink:

candyflip 07-06-2015 04:28 PM

It's been out for a year and my 4 year old still plays it and sings it daily.

AdultB2B 07-07-2015 02:05 AM

After about 8 seconds I have no idea...

Nicholas FirstMobileCash 07-07-2015 04:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SplatterMaster (Post 20516989)

Love it :thumbsup

Scott McD 07-07-2015 05:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AdultB2B (Post 20517516)
After about 8 seconds I have no idea...

You lasted 3secs longer than me congrat's...

2MuchMark 07-07-2015 07:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scott McD (Post 20517037)
Oh oh !! :1orglaugh


This one is better


CamTraffic 07-07-2015 07:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clickity click (Post 20517146)
"wheels on the bus" has 690,000,000 views, go figure.

Kids love it and watch the crap out of it! :thumbsup

BlackCrayon 07-07-2015 07:44 AM

the dumbest sell the mostest.

NatalieMojoHost 07-07-2015 07:50 AM

Maybe cuz people post it on forums saying "How does shit like this get 913m views ??" :)

CurrentlySober 07-07-2015 07:51 AM

i like viewing shit... :2 cents:

aka123 07-07-2015 08:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scott McD (Post 20516786)
Seriously. :helpme




Absolute SHIT !! :2 cents::2 cents:

By thousands of people posting "How anyone watches shit like this?" This could work even with actual shit. Nothing more than steamy shit on the field. Probably Currentlysober's favorite video. :)

But for real, I actually kinda like that song. I haven't seen the (that) video, yet.

Honest-trafficker 07-07-2015 08:43 AM

Teenagers love her! ahahah

PR_Glen 07-07-2015 09:23 AM

why do people get so emotional about pop music? It's hardly a new thing, it normally appeals to younger audiences and it never lasts. So who cares? The world would be a fuckin dull place if everyone liked the same shit all the time.

aka123 07-07-2015 10:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PR_Glen (Post 20517792)
why do people get so emotional about pop music? It's hardly a new thing, it normally appeals to younger audiences and it never lasts. So who cares? The world would be a fuckin dull place if everyone liked the same shit all the time.

What never lasts? Pop music or liking it? I think for example Beatles has excelled quite well in both. And in general old people listen the same shit they listened while being young, at least more or less. Some freaky stuff excluded. I guess there isn't that much 50 year old Satan worshipers or something like that.

It is quite funny to think that everyone would "mature" into listening Beethoven or something like that. How is your Beethoven side? :)

MiamiBoyz 07-07-2015 10:40 AM

People are stupid and mankind is doomed - Simple as that.

Wizzo 07-07-2015 02:12 PM

You think that's crazy, check out this article about YouTube's top earner last year. The highest YouTube earner of 2014 made nearly $5 million just by opening Disney toy packages | Fusion

mineistaken 07-07-2015 03:13 PM

That is a major hit, why would these be fake views :)
Catchy "good mood" tune, people like it.

mavruda 07-08-2015 04:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scott McD (Post 20517037)
Oh oh !! :1orglaugh


Is it normal to get a hard on when looking at this video ?

Scott McD 07-08-2015 06:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mavruda (Post 20518482)
Is it normal to get a hard on when looking at this video ?

I'd bang her to be fair.

She looked hot actually in the Katy Perry vid she appeared in. Can't remember which song...

aka123 07-08-2015 07:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mavruda (Post 20518482)
Is it normal to get a hard on when looking at this video ?

No. The first video might be subjectively shit, but that one is objectively so shit that your cock should drop on the floor just for watching it.

Tom-LifeSelector 07-08-2015 08:51 AM

What's wrong with mankind ??? :)

brassmonkey 07-08-2015 08:58 AM

that's the jam! the video is a trip! saw it last year


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