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Markul 06-27-2015 11:05 AM

In Soviet Russia....
 
... they mock

http://www.collectedcurios.com/Sovie...s_Snow_Day.jpg

just a punk 06-27-2015 02:01 PM

They love it cold...

http://www.nagishom.org/uploads/post...a-na-snegu.jpg

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SekobA 06-28-2015 01:58 AM

-5 is like summer in Russia

seeandsee 06-28-2015 07:02 AM

nice Russian babes

JFK 06-28-2015 12:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SekobA (Post 20509717)
-5 is like summer in Russia

:1orglaugh:thumbsup

okdesign 06-28-2015 11:52 PM

hot Russians! :thumbsup

EngineCash 06-29-2015 12:41 AM

Those babes are so fucking hot... :) :thumbsup

LetterTwenty7 06-29-2015 12:45 AM

Russia, the Hard Nipples Land :P

michal 06-29-2015 05:03 AM

luv russian girls:thumbsup

michael.kickass 06-29-2015 05:39 AM

Russian chicks will always be hot. :thumbsup

Jay39 06-29-2015 07:18 AM

yep, will give it a hot!

CaptainHowdy 06-29-2015 07:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CyberSEO (Post 20509463)

https://gfy.com/avatars/jay39?dateline=1435587130

Cash4Members 06-29-2015 08:46 AM

harasho :winkwink:

romeo22 06-29-2015 09:23 AM

Heary pussis

CDSmith 06-29-2015 09:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CyberSEO (Post 20509463)

CyberSEO, how much rubles costing me for you to box this one up and ship to Canada?

Tom-LifeSelector 06-29-2015 09:31 AM

Hot Russian girls :thumbsup

Andreweb 06-29-2015 10:24 AM

Russian girls are very hot indeed !

pornsprite 06-29-2015 05:16 PM

Russian girls diet and fitness activities make them very hot. Eastern European girls are my current favorite babes. :thumbsup

sandman! 06-29-2015 09:30 PM

:thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup



Rochard 06-29-2015 10:01 PM

I can't remember the last time I saw snow..... Never doing that again.

just a punk 06-30-2015 01:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pornsprite (Post 20511375)
Russian girls diet and fitness activities make them very hot. Eastern European girls are my current favorite babes. :thumbsup

1) Natural organic food. As I said it many times. The people here are not used to eat shit in McDonalds and KFC.

2) There is a lack of men in Russia. So our women (especially the not married ones ;)) are used to be in a good shape to have a better chance to get married or at least to find a sex partner younger than 50 year old :)

Andreweb 06-30-2015 03:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CyberSEO (Post 20511559)
2) There is a lack of men in Russia. So our women (especially the not married ones ;)) are used to be in a good shape to have a better chance to get married or at least to find a sex partner younger than 50 year old :)

Well in this case I move in Russia :thumbsup

J. Falcon 06-30-2015 06:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Andreweb (Post 20511628)
Well in this case I move in Russia :thumbsup

That may not be a good idea right now.

just a punk 06-30-2015 08:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by J. Falcon (Post 20511722)
That may not be a good idea right now.

Right now it's the best idea since dollar/euro has increased in about 2x times. On the other hand, Russian women are used to date/marry Russians. I don't want to say you have no chance here, but if you learn our language and traditions, your chance will increase in many times. And one more thing, it's not 90's and locals don't want to relocate. So be ready to stay here. I mean don't try to bring a girl from Moscow to France, Spain or the States, because she will feel bored there and there will be some serious problems in your relationship. If she's 40+, just forget everything I said above. She will be happy with you even in Kansas, Jordan or in any other sad and god forgotten shithole. The only thing they need is a good and reliable partner. The place to live doesn't matter anymore for them at that age.

just a punk 06-30-2015 10:07 AM

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aka123 06-30-2015 10:28 AM

Snow day?

Scott McD 06-30-2015 10:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CDSmith (Post 20510936)
CyberSEO, how much rubles costing me for you to box this one up and ship to Canada?

I was gonna ask the same question to ship her to Scotland...

aka123 06-30-2015 10:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CyberSEO (Post 20511559)
1) Natural organic food. As I said it many times. The people here are not used to eat shit in McDonalds and KFC.

2) There is a lack of men in Russia. So our women (especially the not married ones ;)) are used to be in a good shape to have a better chance to get married or at least to find a sex partner younger than 50 year old :)

Lack of men? I haven't even thought of it, but it makes perfectly sense. Is it enough to drive over border and start sex party or what?

aka123 06-30-2015 10:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scott McD (Post 20511926)
I was gonna ask the same question to ship her to Scotland...

She is the best one from the bunch.

DonJon69 06-30-2015 11:57 AM

Time to move and leave the freaks here.

just a punk 06-30-2015 12:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by aka123 (Post 20511930)
Lack of men? I haven't even thought of it, but it makes perfectly sense. Is it enough to drive over border and start sex party or what?

If you speak Russian fluently the answer is yes. If not, you'll be an easy target for scammers. Or you need to have a Russian friend who will show you the night life here.

aka123 06-30-2015 12:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CyberSEO (Post 20512028)
If you speak Russian fluently the answer is yes. If not, you'll be an easy target for scammers. Or you need to have a Russian friend who will show you the night life here.

Well, maybe I just wait for the babes to migrate into Finland. Though I haven't seen that much interest from Russian women in here. They just babble the Russian and keep by themselves. And the ones those don't, it is not that easy to tell that they are Russians to begin with. At least if they speak Finnish well.

just a punk 06-30-2015 01:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by aka123 (Post 20512038)
Well, maybe I just wait for the babes to migrate into Finland.

A very stupid thing to do so. But you can wait.. years, centuries.. etc. Someday you'll find a HIV-infected multiple-used whore which will marry you because she had no future here. Wish you a great success on that :thumbsup

aka123 06-30-2015 01:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CyberSEO (Post 20512055)
A very stupid thing to do so. But you can wait.. years, centuries.. etc. Someday you'll find a HIV-infected multiple-used whore which will marry you because she had no future here. Wish you a great success on that :thumbsup

Sounds like a plan.

just a punk 06-30-2015 01:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by aka123 (Post 20512063)
Sounds like a plan.

Sounds like don't even try if you know no language nor traditions. Otherwise you'll be used like a bitch here. Russia is not a Disneyland.

aka123 06-30-2015 01:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CyberSEO (Post 20512069)
Sounds like don't even try if you know no language nor traditions. Otherwise you'll be used like a bitch here. Russia is not a Disneyland.

I thought the HIV-infested whore was coming into here. Too much trouble to come get one from there. I have to think some other plan to get married.

Yes, I know Russia is not Disneyland, but enough many tourists seem to survive each year. Though I haven't been too eager to visit. Estonia soon after the collapse of Soviet Union gave enough good picture for what to expect for. Though that was 20 years ago. But anyways, if I would visit Russia, it would be Petersburg. I could drive to there in "few" hours, Moscow in another hand is very far away and I guess there isn't that much other cities/places to visit, unless I would go fishing to Kola Peninsula.

spads 06-30-2015 03:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CyberSEO (Post 20512069)
Sounds like don't even try if you know no language nor traditions. Otherwise you'll be used like a bitch here. Russia is not a Disneyland.


I thought Russia was a paradise where people piss gold lol. Sounds like a country full of scammers and STDs.

spads 06-30-2015 03:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CyberSEO (Post 20511827)
Right now it's the best idea since dollar/euro has increased in about 2x times. On the other hand, Russian women are used to date/marry Russians. I don't want to say you have no chance here, but if you learn our language and traditions, your chance will increase in many times. And one more thing, it's not 90's and locals don't want to relocate. So be ready to stay here. I mean don't try to bring a girl from Moscow to France, Spain or the States, because she will feel bored there and there will be some serious problems in your relationship. If she's 40+, just forget everything I said above. She will be happy with you even in Kansas, Jordan or in any other sad and god forgotten shithole. The only thing they need is a good and reliable partner. The place to live doesn't matter anymore for them at that age.

In reality all you have to do is flash some cash and a western passport and their legs will pop open like they're spring loaded :)

NaughtyEmails 06-30-2015 04:17 PM

Hmm...I've been to most countries in Eastern Europe, but not Russia.

Is it worth the trip?

St. Petersburg looks nice. I wonder how the nightlife is...

SekobA 07-01-2015 02:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DonJon69 (Post 20511993)
Time to move and leave the freaks here.

the pussies gonna be frozen :1orglaugh

just a punk 07-01-2015 02:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by spads (Post 20512130)
I thought Russia was a paradise where people piss gold lol. Sounds like a country full of scammers and STDs.

It is a paradise if you are Russian. Otherwise it is a hell on the Earth. The scummers + STD-infected whores the foreign can get here :winkwink:

aka123 07-01-2015 03:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CyberSEO (Post 20513112)
It is a paradise if you are Russian. Otherwise it is a hell on the Earth. The scummers + STD-infected whores the foreign can get here :winkwink:

LOL. You know, we have quite much news about Russia around here. :)

But yeah, paradise full of STD infected whores. It must be fun to be whore and STD infected. And the street kids in Petersburg those don't even live up to adulthood. Who wouldn't want to snort glue and live free from all those stupid adults (just like Peter Pan). Sewers are actually quite comfy and Teenage mutant ninja turtles did live in sewers too.

directfiesta 07-01-2015 05:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CDSmith (Post 20510936)
CyberSEO, how much rubles costing me for you to box this one up and ship to Canada?

Not possible ... Harper has been punishing big bad Vladimir, so no more trade ... :warning

just a punk 07-02-2015 02:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by aka123 (Post 20513129)
And the street kids in Petersburg those don't even live up to adulthood. Who wouldn't want to snort glue and live free from all those stupid adults (just like Peter Pan).

Those are stories from 80's (anti-alcoholic campaign) and 90's (poorness). In 21st century the country has changed a lot, so you won't find a single street kid here. Furthermore, you will be surprised but there is many times less of homeless people on the Spb streets than in Rome or London. And the streets here are much less dirty too.

Quote:

Originally Posted by CDSmith (Post 20510936)
CyberSEO, how much rubles costing me for you to box this one up and ship to Canada?

Sorry to say that, but the prices here are very high nowadays. A lifetime in Russian prison will be enough I think :winkwink:

body 07-02-2015 02:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CyberSEO (Post 20511559)
1) Natural organic food. As I said it many times. The people here are not used to eat shit in McDonalds and KFC.

2) There is a lack of men in Russia. So our women (especially the not married ones ;)) are used to be in a good shape to have a better chance to get married or at least to find a sex partner younger than 50 year old :)

Time to move...:thumbsup

body 07-02-2015 02:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CyberSEO (Post 20511901)

DAMN that makes me horny as hell, my new fetish? Ass in da snow


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