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MakeMeGrrrrowl 05-25-2015 08:30 PM

Does the cheap bra and subpar body make men want to buy this?
 
Really?

I just found it amusing.

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Helix 05-25-2015 08:37 PM

No......

ErectMedia 05-25-2015 08:38 PM

I'm sure 100 guys will call and go check it out with no desire to purchase it expecting the girl to be there and then pretend to be interested and then leave with a "Let me think about it" So probably does more harm than good as you'll waste your time showing it to people that aren't interested along with 100 emails "does the girl come with it" :2 cents:

sandman! 05-25-2015 11:10 PM

to some thats not subpar :2 cents::2 cents:

JFK 05-26-2015 04:57 AM

568 hours, its been well abused:2 cents:

CurrentlySober 05-26-2015 06:01 AM

i like poo

Zuzana Designs 05-26-2015 06:27 AM

I just called and the girl and bra does not come with the mower :(

MakeMeGrrrrowl 05-26-2015 06:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zuzana Designs (Post 20482905)
I just called and the girl and bra does not come with the mower :(

Thank god? lol

MakeMeGrrrrowl 05-26-2015 06:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sandman! (Post 20482747)
to some thats not subpar :2 cents::2 cents:

Well her terrible outfit makes it look like it is. She certainly could look better if she wasn't hanging out in her ugly bra and shorts with those awful sneakers.

She could have dressed like a cowgirl, withi a shirt tied in the middle and some tight jean shorts, probably would have been better.

I wonder if they hired the girl to come down and do that or if dude just told his daughter to jump on and take off her clothes. :1orglaugh

_Richard_ 05-26-2015 07:57 AM

http://southjersey.craigslist.org

FemaleMuscleNetwork 05-26-2015 08:33 AM

I just bought three. Ooops

Rochard 05-26-2015 08:55 AM

You have to remember for some people.... Photographing their spouse or girlfriend partially naked outside is a huge thrill for them.

Different strokes for different folks.

MakeMeGrrrrowl 05-26-2015 10:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by _Richard_ (Post 20482965)
http://southjersey.craigslist.org

What's wrong with south jersey?????

Not like it's NORTH Jersey! Then you really are in trouble.

RebelR 05-26-2015 10:59 AM

I think they were just using her as a reference as in, this girl has seen more use than this mower has.

Harmon 05-26-2015 11:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CurrentlySober (Post 20482891)
i like poo

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

MakeMeGrrrrowl 05-26-2015 11:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FemaleMuscleNetwork (Post 20482986)
I just bought three. Ooops

I have a bridge. Interested?

Choopa Phil 05-26-2015 11:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MakeMeGrrrrowl (Post 20483071)
What's wrong with south jersey?????

Not like it's NORTH Jersey! Then you really are in trouble.

Haha I think you have it backwards! South Jersey is like a different region of the country compared to exit 105+

We dont take pictures of our women on ride on mowers here. We usually just pay someone to come mow it for us :1orglaugh

MakeMeGrrrrowl 05-26-2015 11:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Choopa Phil (Post 20483120)
Haha I think you have it backwards! South Jersey is like a different region of the country compared to exit 105+

We dont take pictures of our women on ride on mowers here. We usually just pay someone to come mow it for us :1orglaugh

Thank GOD. You guys can barely drive let alone get straight mowing lines. :1orglaugh

MakeMeGrrrrowl 05-26-2015 11:27 AM

It's cool though. I can't mow a straight line to save my freeking life!!!!!

I giggled at how my husband would probably convulse if he saw my crooked mowing lines, then snapped a picture to send when he annoys me.

http://i.imgur.com/RA73P3y.jpg

scarlettcontent 05-26-2015 12:35 PM

Unit Runs Cuts And Looks Good :thumbsup

baddog 05-26-2015 12:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MakeMeGrrrrowl (Post 20482907)
Well her terrible outfit makes it look like it is. She certainly could look better if she wasn't hanging out in her ugly bra and shorts with those awful sneakers.

She could have dressed like a cowgirl, withi a shirt tied in the middle and some tight jean shorts, probably would have been better.

I wonder if they hired the girl to come down and do that or if dude just told his daughter to jump on and take off her clothes. :1orglaugh

It got you to notice the ad; first part of the mission accomplished.

Choopa Phil 05-26-2015 12:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MakeMeGrrrrowl (Post 20483123)
Thank GOD. You guys can barely drive let alone get straight mowing lines. :1orglaugh

I know its probably really hard for you guys to navigate more than a 2 lane road. I never noticed any driving issues around here though. Closer to NYC exit 140+ is clusterfuck city

Magnetron 05-27-2015 04:44 AM

Better than some old pasty guy with a beer gut wearing a speedo.

Unfortunately, a common sight in Wisconsin during the summer. :(

MetaMan 05-27-2015 05:01 AM

Uffffffff i can't stand fat chicks.

MakeMeGrrrrowl 05-27-2015 05:43 AM

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Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 20483631)
Uffffffff i can't stand fat chicks.

I hope a fat girl pins you down, sits on your face naked, and farts. :Oh crap

pornguy 05-27-2015 06:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zuzana Designs (Post 20482905)
I just called and the girl and bra does not come with the mower :(

Same thing happens to me with the Sears catalog. :(

MetaMan 05-27-2015 08:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MakeMeGrrrrowl (Post 20483657)
I hope a fat girl pins you down, sits on your face naked, and farts. :Oh crap

She would be farting from all the crap food she shovels into her body. The lifestyle of the typical North America female and their eating habits is sickening to me.

The "big is beautiful" campaign is equally disgusting. Obesity is prone to diabetes, heart disease, osteoarthritis, sleep apnea (i could go on) and should NOT be glamorized.

I know people close to me that have RUINED their lives especially into their senior years SOLELY because of weight gain. and i find it SICKENING that people CHOOSE to not solve or prevent a problem they 100% CONTROL.

MakeMeGrrrrowl 05-27-2015 09:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Choopa Phil (Post 20483187)
I know its probably really hard for you guys to navigate more than a 2 lane road.

Who needs more than two? We are in no rush around here.

All I really need is a dirt road and a 4 wheeler =)

Choopa Phil 05-27-2015 09:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MakeMeGrrrrowl (Post 20483822)
Who needs more than two? We are in no rush around here.

All I really need is a dirt road and a ride on mower =)

Fixed that for ya! :1orglaugh

MrBottomTooth 05-27-2015 12:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MakeMeGrrrrowl (Post 20483657)
I hope a fat girl pins you down, sits on your face naked, and farts. :Oh crap

Some people pay good money for that sort of thing.


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