Jesus christ this has been a shitty mother fucking day!
 

Holy fuck balls this day has been INSANELY horrid. I'm so happy it's almost the fuck over.

I know it's not a full fucking moon either.

I could probably do a whole entire comedy skit on this one stupid day in a year from now. :mad:

Just thought I'd bitch to you and be ignored rather than bother my facebook friends with my nonsense which turn into unwanted texts about my nonsense. Just wanted to say fuck you to today.

I don't feel better after bitching. On the bright side, business is rocking today.

Same here,I sliced my finger tip off and my twin brother had a heart attack this morning.and he is in way better shape than I am.

Jeez dude that's super shitty!!!! I had a whole lot more shit than you, but nothing that can't be repaired. It's all small in comparison to your brother.

You'll get over the finger. Suck it up.

take more naps

I need a hammock.

Get some rest, setup some motion cams on your property to your cell maybe? If that's the issue..

Had nothing to do with property stuff. Just an insanely crazy day.

Then was awoke at 4 am with a blasting migraine. (still counting this for yesterdays fucked up day)

Today will undoubtedly be a better day, cause I said so!

almost out viagara knock off :(

Actually I had a great day yesterday. I sold my house and had 33 sales on my sites. I guess we're not the same zodiac sign :)

(sorry to hear about your bad day, hoping all gets better)

No matter how bad your day is, someone else's day is worse.

If you're having a bad day, just remember in 1976 Ronald Wayne sold his 10% stake in Apple for $2,300. :winkwink:

This will cheer some up: How do you get those AI telephone systems to stop talking to you?

Reply:
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Talk gibberish.

This does not compute! Seek a human to answer this call!

Try it. I told the customer service rep what I did and he LOL :)

That is AWESOME NEWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I am glad you had a great day all around.

Sly, you definitely got that right.

They PISS me off too. I'm always just hitting zero.

After 50 you're thankful for any day you pee and poo after the alarm clock goes off.