Bill Clinton is coming to my town next month...
 

April 3rd...

University of Florida paid him $80,000... Should be interesting... I'll get pics of the weak war protest...

http://alligator.org/edit/news/issue...3billyc17.html

Expect the rate of preggo's to go up

I watched him on Larry King a couple of weeks ago, he's an amazing speaker, I'd go.

Better lock up your women and livestock.

ah, thats not a bad gig, $80g's to just talk about whatever comes to mind for a few hours and be surrounded by college babes.

Man, thats a hard gig.

Watch out if your girl is going to university, this guy seems to like Bukkake!

pull out a sharpie, and ask him to sign your penis

He went to University at Buffalo for free, he was great