FACT: Eating HEALTHY is for women and pussies
 

I see it more often these days, I will walk into a restaurant and see some hipster in skinny jeans chowing down a salad.

A MAN? EAT SALAD?

I didn't hit the pinnacle of the food chain to eat like a god dam rabbit.

I eat meat with a side of meat. LIKE A MAN.

I don't get this whole new "eating healthy" bologna. You are being brain washed by a buncha hollywood queers on TV.

Have your kids eating healthy and don't be surprised when your little boy ends up with his favorite color pink, starts talking with a lisp, and your little girl wants a sex change.

/META OUT

Agreed. Only real men enjoy a nice healthy dose of arteriole sclerosis. I use lard as butter for fuck sakes. When I have a massive coronary, I want to do it as satisfied as possible.

Also who the fuck doesn't smoke cigarettes and cigars these days? Men need to man the fuck up like the Marlboro man did back in the 70s and 80s. Real mean smoke and chew tobacco. Faggots vape or chew gum.

FACT.

I agree ...

I purposely light up a cigar when I'm INSIDE just so people know a real man is in the area by the scent.

It is marking territory at its finest.

I believe in eating healthy...but my version of healthy is uncured bacon.

2lbs of beef chicken or turkey a day. No salads here!

2 lbs?

Damn son!

And what's with these vaping pussies? Imagine avoiding the nicotine rush?

Not only do I smoke 3 packs of unfiltered Camels every day, after a shower I slap a couple nicotine patches on my balls for added effect.

Sitting at the bar smoking, drinking a double Wild Turkey on the rocks and eating a big bloody rib-eye for lunch everyday is what's kept me healthy all these years.

Nothing I like better than shooting a big healthy meat and nicotine tasting load down the throat of some vegan I picked up at a Farmers Market walking her bandana wearing Golden Retriever.

Life is good.

Slap a few patches on my balls? LOL

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Apparently you were getting brainwashed too for thinking a salad = healthy!
I eat healthy. I eat steak, lard, butter, game, raw, cooked, etc.
Breakfast usually is 6 to 8 egg omelet with all the yolks included and bacon, hmmm.
Gotta feed that testosterone with some good old fat. Damn, it feels good to be a man. :thumbsup

I start to understand why women are living longer than men

I used to think the same thing.... Until I weighed in at 251 lbs. Never going to allow that to happen again.

i'm convinced some people eat healthy simply to deny themselves enjoyment/comfort/pleasure.

Now dissolve that blood clot from your brain and realise that your are Homo sapiens, not some ultimate carnivore, and if you were, you would eat the stomach of your prey (with all the veggies).

I don't believe that you are a real man, unless you post a pic about yourself in savannah, eating zebra's intestines, and blood all over your black face.

you first need to qualify as a man to post about being a man...if you are a fat, out of shape, shit like I suspect you are then you are not a real man either :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

getting a kick outta watching the guys that think they are men squirm over this thread.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh you fucking animal! lmao this is gold.

Doesn't hold a candle to this 124 lb monster.
For the record, she did eat the salad too!

I know you're convinced of that.

You could have summed it up here.

and i know you're a canaduhian hillitard, so fucking what.

:2 cents:

Junk food is delicious but contains few, if any, nutrients. Balancing your intake with salads and other greens once in a while and getting by with less salt and sugar, and throwing in a little exercise can make a big difference in anyone.

So, nothing - I'm just noting an observation.

You have the body of a paper airplane. Id stay out of the wind.

This is how a real man acts. I applaud you.

Your weight isn't a good reason to stop eating meat. You could have cut your portion size in half.

like an airplane, my comment zinged right over your head.

The only thing going right over my head is you when a gust of wind blows through.

you're trying to insult me for my efforts to stay lean and mean- you know it's actually a compliment right? wait, you don't know, do you!? :1orglaugh

all because i pointed out the 2 posters previous to my post where demanding proof of your being a man.


FYI, instead of scrambling for straws to insult me for accomplishing goals i would have replied to them. something like, "of course i'm a man, it says so right in my fucking nicname".

:warning

Yes i am sure your boyfriend gives you plenty of compliments maintaining your twink physique.

a compliment is a compliment.




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Dyna mo, I am happy for you both, but you really should look with who you court with. But God bless to you both, he doesn't judge you, no matter what others say.

thanks Aka123!

You are mixing eating healthy with eating vegetarian. You can eat healthy and eat meat at the same time. Healthy is good. Vegetarian - I agree with you, people are meat eaters naturally. You do not give lion a salad...

I think you have a super hot body. :winkwink:

w000 :1orglaugh :thumbsup

you're a glass full kinda person eh. i like that.

Nothing more laughable than a skinny jeans wearing, long beard growing, neutral glasses using, cowboy boot kickin' hipster: that's for sure.

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"Harmon, MetaMan, it's 7 pm and mommy calls for dinner. come on boys !
turn off this bloody computer, would you ?"

BUAHAH.:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

You're right. We just got done a nice 30 minute tag team with your mom. :thumbsup

Your mom told us she has no room for desert. She already has her cream filling. :winkwink:

I have meatballs in my cheerios.
Whats up with that lemon wedge in their water too, fuck that gimmie another beer bitch.
Oh you drink an 8 dollar cup of coffee with six kinds of cream on top? Don't spill any on your scarf Fag

soup is already cold ! be a good boy and turn it down !
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"MetaMan" !

lol...this is fucking hilarious

and his friend "Harmon"...lol...

were you bullied during your childhood ? how old are guys ? 16teen ? or 14 ?

That WAS.....Amazing!!!! check out her videos and see what she does to take care of her family....fuckin eating Machine!!!!!
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California Woman Eats 13-Pound Steak Dinner, But There's More
Apr 20, 2015, 8:22 PM ET
By ABC NEWS
Hold onto your stomachs folks. A California woman breezed into Texas over the weekend to devour some 13 pounds of steak, plus all the trimmings, at the 72 Oz Showdown at the Big Texan steakhouse in Amarillo.

Molly Schuyler, who weighs 124 pounds, completed the feat in just under 20 minutes, reports ABC affiliate KVII-TV in Amarillo.

In addition to the three 72-ounce steaks she put down, her meal included three salads, three dinner rolls, three baked potatoes, and three shrimp cocktails, the station reported.

Bobby Lee, who co-owns the Big Texan, told KVII-TV that he's never seen anything like this in the restaurant's history.

"We've been doing this contest since 1960, and in all that time we've never had anybody come in to actually eat that many steaks at one time -- so this is a first for us and after 55 years of it, it's a big deal," he told the station.

Schuyler, who wiped out competition, which included four groups of two people, topped her own record after she downed two 72-ounce steaks in the contest last year.

"[The steaks are] free so I'm pretty happy about that. Otherwise it'd cost me about three hundred bucks!" Schuyler, who won $5,000 for the challenge, told the station.

The feat will be submitted to the Guinness Book of World Records.

Eating not healthy will increase your weight..