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Grapesoda 04-26-2015 07:32 AM

how the pyramids were really made
 
fuckin' A


CaptainHowdy 04-26-2015 07:36 AM

Boatloads of slaves, that's for sure ...

crockett 04-26-2015 07:45 AM

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Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy (Post 20458941)
Boatloads of slaves, that's for sure ...

They have long ago dispelled the slaves myth.. There has never been any supporting infrastructure found for massive amounts of slaves or anything to even support the notion it was slaves. Everything points to regular skilled workers doing it.

aka123 04-26-2015 08:03 AM

Doesn't sound that convinching. Probably plausible, but awful complicated.. and what is more important; seems unnecessary complicated.

Sly 04-26-2015 08:06 AM

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Originally Posted by crockett (Post 20458945)
They have long ago dispelled the slaves myth.. There has never been any supporting infrastructure found for massive amounts of slaves or anything to even support the notion it was slaves. Everything points to regular skilled workers doing it.

Supporting infrastructure suggests the exact opposite of slaves.

MaDalton 04-26-2015 08:13 AM

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Originally Posted by aka123 (Post 20458956)
Doesn't sound that convinching. Probably plausible, but awful complicated.. and what is more important; seems unnecessary complicated.

i would think building pyramids per se is unnecessarily complicated - opposed to just dumping their pharaos dead bodies into the Nile

Oracle Porn 04-26-2015 08:14 AM

The jewish slaves built it, pretty sure I read it somewhere. :)

crockett 04-26-2015 08:17 AM

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Originally Posted by MaDalton (Post 20458965)
i would think building pyramids per se is unnecessarily complicated - opposed to just dumping their pharaos dead bodies into the Nile

It works in India..

ZeroHero 04-26-2015 08:27 AM

educative :thumbsup

CaptainHowdy 04-26-2015 09:00 AM

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Originally Posted by crockett (Post 20458945)
They have long ago dispelled the slaves myth.. There has never been any supporting infrastructure found for massive amounts of slaves or anything to even support the notion it was slaves. Everything points to regular skilled workers doing it.

You're calling the jewish people liars :1orglaugh??

aka123 04-26-2015 09:06 AM

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Originally Posted by MaDalton (Post 20458965)
i would think building pyramids per se is unnecessarily complicated - opposed to just dumping their pharaos dead bodies into the Nile

This might have been the thing, but the sneaky pharaos built the pyramids while they were still alive; usually the first thing that they did once in power was to start building that final resting place. As the pyramid, etc. is already there.. the subjects are just "Whatever.. let's dump him in that pyramid as it is already in there." :)

HowlingWulf 04-26-2015 09:24 AM

I thought it might be a waste of time watching the video, but in the end I thought it was very informative. Glad I didn't see any mention of the StarGate.

dyna mo 04-26-2015 09:24 AM

xcllnt vid, i enjoyed watching it, thansk for sharing

JFK 04-26-2015 09:25 AM

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Originally Posted by ZeroHero (Post 20458974)
educative :thumbsup

:thumbsup:thumbsup

crockett 04-26-2015 09:27 AM

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Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy (Post 20458991)
You're calling the jewish people liars :1orglaugh??

Jewish people aren't stupid..they wrote the bible to control the non jews. It's worked well for them.,

The Porn Nerd 04-26-2015 09:38 AM

What does Giorgio think about all this?

adultchatpay 04-26-2015 09:48 AM

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Grapesoda 04-26-2015 10:41 AM

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Originally Posted by crockett (Post 20459010)
Jewish people aren't stupid..they wrote the bible to control the non jews. It's worked well for them.,

you have jumped the tinfoil hat shark!!!! I have never heard adam and eve put forth as a conspiracy before.... FUCKING AWESOME!!!!!!

http://www.pagesz.net/blog/wp-conten...3/11/shark.jpg

Paul&John 04-26-2015 11:05 AM

and where are the UFOs?

crockett 04-26-2015 12:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Grapesoda (Post 20459075)
you have jumped the tinfoil hat shark!!!! I have never heard adam and eve put forth as a conspiracy before.... FUCKING AWESOME!!!!!!

http://www.pagesz.net/blog/wp-conten...3/11/shark.jpg

So you think the bible is real? You don't think it was made up? Lol and you are calling me tin foil hat.,

Grapesoda 04-26-2015 01:12 PM

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Originally Posted by crockett (Post 20459195)
So you think the bible is real? You don't think it was made up? Lol and you are calling me tin foil hat.,

fact: the bible is the greatest story ever told and the most important book ever compiled...unless of course you know of any other books with parts over 3k old still in print? :2 cents:

MiamiBoyz 04-26-2015 01:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Grapesoda (Post 20459075)
you have jumped the tinfoil hat shark!!!! I have never heard adam and eve put forth as a conspiracy before.... FUCKING AWESOME!!!!!!

http://www.pagesz.net/blog/wp-conten...3/11/shark.jpg

Amazing photoshop skills used for this image. :thumbsup

TheSquealer 04-26-2015 01:27 PM

That was a very cool video. The aliens physics professor must be so disappointed

crockett 04-26-2015 01:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Grapesoda (Post 20459222)
fact: the bible is the greatest story ever told and the most important book ever compiled...unless of course you know of any other books with parts over 3k old still in print? :2 cents:

So you believe that Adam took his rib and created Eve and that Mosses wasn't high as a kite when he saw his burning bush that wasn't really burning? Also do you think entity in outer space created the heavens and the earth and made Adam (man) in his image? AKA a space alien?

clickity click 04-26-2015 01:48 PM

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Originally Posted by crockett (Post 20459243)
So you believe that Adam took his rib and created Eve and that Mosses wasn't high as a kite when he saw his burning bush that wasn't really burning? Also do you think entity in outer space created the heavens and the earth and made Adam (man) in his image? AKA a space alien?

Adam didn't take his rib, God took his rib while Adam slept.

The Porn Nerd 04-26-2015 02:51 PM

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Originally Posted by adultchatpay (Post 20459018)

Ahhh Giorgio, you disappoint. :(

crockett 04-26-2015 02:55 PM

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Originally Posted by clickity click (Post 20459260)
Adam didn't take his rib, God took his rib while Adam slept.

The point being is it's a fairytale to keep people controlled. No different than any of the other fairy tales from other religious cults. It's all about controlling the masses. Just like the Egyptians used their Pharaoh gods to keep their people in line and building their pyramids.

TheSquealer 04-26-2015 03:35 PM

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Originally Posted by crockett (Post 20459303)
The point being is it's a fairytale to keep people controlled. No different than any of the other fairy tales from other religious cults. It's all about controlling the masses. Just like the Egyptians used their Pharaoh gods to keep their people in line and building their pyramids.

Dont laws "keep people controlled"?

Monotheistic religions are generally nothing more than moral laws and extensive rules for health and sanitation

crockett 04-26-2015 03:41 PM

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Originally Posted by TheSquealer (Post 20459332)
Dont laws "keep people controlled"?

Monotheistic religions are generally nothing more than moral laws and extensive rules for health and sanitation

there were not always laws and when there were they couldn't always be enforced. I religious fear of God worked with out laws on most people.

It still works in many places today where there is no law.

TheSquealer 04-26-2015 03:44 PM

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Originally Posted by crockett (Post 20459342)
there were not always laws and when there were they couldn't always be enforced. I religious fear of God worked with out laws on most people.

It still works in many places today where there is no law.

yes, you are right. the "fear of God", being judged by others etc "makes those laws work". It's an effective legal and moral framework that is so successful, it continues to thrive today and guides BILLIONS of people in their behavior. Ancient Egypt had a very good legal system and yet, religion worked much better as it requires no policing and people on the whole, act better with no oversight.

People love to say "religion is about control" but never define who was controlling who and why,... nor do they have any plausible story to explain that claim . Ancient Pharaohs did not create monotheistic religions as they themselves promoted themselves as Gods and had very different specific beliefs, all very different than the Jewish people. Nor is it ever explained how every culture everywhere throughout the history of man, has had religion and spirituality. I mean, thats quite a coincidence that every society ever had the exact same concept and idea of how to "control" the "masses"... from the worlds largest European and Middle Eastern cities to the tiniest inhabited Pacific islands.

brassmonkey 04-26-2015 04:06 PM

lost me with that british voice

Grapesoda 04-26-2015 04:14 PM

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Originally Posted by crockett (Post 20459243)
So you believe that Adam took his rib and created Eve and that Mosses wasn't high as a kite when he saw his burning bush that wasn't really burning? Also do you think entity in outer space created the heavens and the earth and made Adam (man) in his image? AKA a space alien?

this is how you get all fucked up about what's going in real life crockett...

at what point did I state anything other than 'greatest STORY ever told... blah blah blah...' please name one other publication that has sections been in constant publication almost 4000 years... if that doesn't qualify for the greatest, most important book ever published....

and suddenly you're trying to make me admit I'm some kinda nutty hard core Christian... seriously your reading comprehension is really shit, you know?

now you know why all the info that comes to you turns into weird republican conspiracies....

crockett 04-26-2015 04:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Grapesoda (Post 20459354)
this is how you get all fucked up about what's going in real life crockett...

at what point did I state anything other than 'greatest STORY ever told... blah blah blah...' please name one other publication that has sections been in constant publication almost 4000 years... if that doesn't qualify for the greatest, most important book ever published....

and suddenly you're trying to make me admit I'm some kinda nutty hard core Christian... seriously your reading comprehension is really shit, you know?

now you know why all the info that comes to you turns into weird republican conspiracies....

Since we are on the subject of the Pyramids . The Book of the Dead predates the bible and is still in publication today..

Do you really think the bible is the only old book?

crockett 04-26-2015 05:16 PM

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Originally Posted by TheSquealer (Post 20459344)
yes, you are right. the "fear of God", being judged by others etc "makes those laws work". It's an effective legal and moral framework that is so successful, it continues to thrive today and guides BILLIONS of people in their behavior. Ancient Egypt had a very good legal system and yet, religion worked much better as it requires no policing and people on the whole, act better with no oversight.

People love to say "religion is about control" but never define who was controlling who and why,... nor do they have any plausible story to explain that claim . Ancient Pharaohs did not create monotheistic religions as they themselves promoted themselves as Gods and had very different specific beliefs, all very different than the Jewish people. Nor is it ever explained how every culture everywhere throughout the history of man, has had religion and spirituality. I mean, thats quite a coincidence that every society ever had the exact same concept and idea of how to "control" the "masses"... from the worlds largest European and Middle Eastern cities to the tiniest inhabited Pacific islands.

Actually the Pharaohs were considered the "equals" of gods. They still worshiped imaginary gods it's just the Pharaohs were the gods on Earth or gods among men.

As for the Bible it was very much written by the Jews. It's not called the "Hebrew Bible" (ie the old testament) for nothing. Hence my original statement the Jews wrote it and somewhere along the line someone put together the various books into one and used it to further push along Christianity as book of law if you will.

I mean lets get real, many of the stories are just stories rehashed from religious beliefs which even pre dated the Hebrew scrolls. Then of course every major player just happened to be "Jewish" in their modern rehash of old stories.. not to mention the Jews were the chosen ones.. all from the old testament mind you.. :winkwink:

Penny24Seven 04-26-2015 07:50 PM

It must be true if the book is that old, my book is older so your book means nothing. Bow down bitches,
This thread is funny with so many stories.
The photoshop skills on that shark, I want to hire that person or teams that worked to make that. Sure they can free up a month to do another almost as perfect.
A thread where even the porn nerd made me laugh too HAHA.
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EngineCash 04-27-2015 01:43 AM

We will never know for sure... :) This is a good theory, but no one can tell exactly how they've done it. :) :thumbsup

seeandsee 04-27-2015 03:35 AM

god knows what is under sand and soil around world

CPA-Rush 04-27-2015 05:57 AM

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Originally Posted by seeandsee (Post 20459607)
god knows what is under sand and soil around world

:thumbsup :thumbsup

bronco67 04-27-2015 06:14 AM

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Originally Posted by crockett (Post 20458945)
They have long ago dispelled the slaves myth.. There has never been any supporting infrastructure found for massive amounts of slaves or anything to even support the notion it was slaves. Everything points to regular skilled workers doing it.

even if there were massive amounts of manpower from slave labor, the pyramids couldn't be built in that age without some serious smarts guiding the workforce. So it's highly possible the number of people working on it was fewer than previously thought.

slapass 04-27-2015 06:27 AM

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Originally Posted by crockett (Post 20459243)
So you believe that Adam took his rib and created Eve and that Mosses wasn't high as a kite when he saw his burning bush that wasn't really burning? Also do you think entity in outer space created the heavens and the earth and made Adam (man) in his image? AKA a space alien?

You are missing the point. It is a great book. It has had a huge impact. Factual/accurate were not the metrics.

Grapesoda 04-27-2015 06:46 AM

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Originally Posted by crockett (Post 20459386)
Actually the Pharaohs were considered the "equals" of gods. They still worshiped imaginary gods it's just the Pharaohs were the gods on Earth or gods among men.

As for the Bible it was very much written by the Jews. It's not called the "Hebrew Bible" (ie the old testament) for nothing. Hence my original statement the Jews wrote it and somewhere along the line someone put together the various books into one and used it to further push along Christianity as book of law if you will.

I mean lets get real, many of the stories are just stories rehashed from religious beliefs which even pre dated the Hebrew scrolls. Then of course every major player just happened to be "Jewish" in their modern rehash of old stories.. not to mention the Jews were the chosen ones.. all from the old testament mind you.. :winkwink:

you can justify and equate on this until your dick rots off... won't change the fact that the bible is the greatest story every told and the most important book ever created...

and as far as 'booked the dead' a book that was used from 1550 BCE to aprox 50 BCE that was out of print until 1842 CE (that's over 2000 years) being equated to the bible in importance and cultural significance is crazy, right? I mean you do realize that right?

you do know that the to rah is credited to Moses (1393-1273 BCE) as one of the original authors and has been in use since that time...? that's over 3200 years ago.... been used in a culture for guidance EVERY FUCKING DAY FOR OVER 3200 YEARS... get a clue will ya?

crockett 04-27-2015 06:57 AM

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Originally Posted by slapass (Post 20459694)
You are missing the point. It is a great book. It has had a huge impact. Factual/accurate were not the metrics.

...and it's still a fairytale.

Grapesoda 04-27-2015 07:05 AM

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Originally Posted by crockett (Post 20459714)
...and it's still a fairytale.

here's an analogy for you.... suppose I pretended to be a cop, pull you over on the highway, forced you to suck my dick, stuck a gun up your ass, and beat the fuck out of you.... does it really matter If I'm not really a cop :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

crockett 04-27-2015 07:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Grapesoda (Post 20459730)
here's an analogy for you.... suppose I pretended to be a cop, pull you over on the highway, forced you to suck my dick, stuck a gun up your ass, and beat the fuck out of you.... does it really matter If I'm not really a cop :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

You know how you know you are losing a argument...


See you miss the actual point.. The bible specifically the old testament, was just rehashed from other stories which were told before it and used in other religions.. It's not the greatest story ever told it's a bunch of rehashed stories stolen from previous holy books. With other gods which "were not Jesus the Jewish carpenter or Moses the crazy guy in the dessert.. Then of course the Muslims stole it again to write their Koran..

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In the Persian scriptures of the Zoroastrians, the Avesta tells the story of how Ormuzd created the world and the first two humans in six days and then rested on the seventh. The names of these two human beings were Adama and Evah. These texts date back as far as the 10th century B.C.

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The Epic of Gilgamesh tells the story of a man, Enkidu, who was created from the earth by a god. He lives amongst the animals in a natural paradise until he is tempted by a woman, Shamhat. He accepts food from this woman and is forced to leave the place where he lives after becoming aware of his own nakedness. Later in the epic, he encounters a snake which steals a plant of immortality from him.


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A man is warned of an imminent flood by a god and is instructed to build a large boat in order to survive. The dimensions of the boat are 120 cubits; the building materials are wood, pitch, and reeds; and there are six decks. After the flood, the boat lands on a mountaintop where the man sends out a series of birds to find dry land. He eventually lets all the people and animals free and sacrifices to the god that saved him.Now although these details sound like they were taken directly from the book of Genesis, you’d find the same information in the story of Utnapishtim, found in the Epic of Gilgamesh.
Proverbs & Egyptian Instruction of Amenemope
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Proverbs 22:17-18: “Incline thy ear, and hear the words of the wise: and apply thy heart to my doctrine. Which shall be beautiful for thee, if thou keep it in thy bowels, and it shall flow in thy lips.”
Amenemope ch1: “Give thine ear, and hear what I say, And apply thine heart to apprehend; It is good for thee to place them in thine heart, let them rest in the casket of thy belly; That they may act as a peg upon thy tongue.”Proverbs 22:22: “Do no violence to the poor, because he is poor: and do not oppress the needy in the gate.”
Amenemope ch1: “Beware of robbing the poor, and oppressing the afflicted.”

Proverbs 23:1: “When thou shalt sit to eat with a prince, consider diligently what is set before thy face.”
Amenemope ch23: “Eat not bread in the presence of a ruler, And lunge not forward with thy mouth before a governor. When thou art replenished with that to which thou has no right, It is only a delight to thy spittle. Look upon the dish that is before thee, And let that (alone) supply thy need.”

I mean really it took 2 seconds in google to find a page with this information as it's not like any of this is secret..

The bible is plagiarized it's not a great story it's a stolen story..

Grapesoda 04-27-2015 10:02 AM

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Originally Posted by crockett (Post 20459751)
You know how you know you are losing a argument...

exactly, when you are arguing with an idiot... people watching can't tell who is who.. you win my man :thumbsup

michael.kickass 04-27-2015 10:23 AM

Pretty cool.

sperbonzo 04-27-2015 12:28 PM

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Originally Posted by crockett (Post 20459010)
Jewish people aren't stupid..they wrote the bible to control the non jews. It's worked well for them.,

Hilarious. First of all Jews tried not to show the torah to anyone else. They weren't trying to "control" anything but the behavior of Jews. The former Jews that became Christian were the ones who took the torah and turned it into the first five books of the old testament,and then proceeded to change a bunch of things from the original, while then adding a ton of randomly edited texts that the Jews had never had as part of the torah. The only thing Jewish about the old testament is the first five books and they were put there by the Christian Church in Rome


Secondly, if it has worked out so well for the Jews as a. Method of "control", then I guess that the Jews secret plan of control was to have various civilizations and religions to try to wipe them out and destroy their culture over and over for the last 3 thousand + years and keep them the smallest and most hated minority on the planet, with only 00.018% of the world population currently. Those Jews are pretty crafty eh?






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crockett 04-27-2015 02:06 PM

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Originally Posted by sperbonzo (Post 20460054)
Hilarious. First of all Jews tried not to show the torah to anyone else. They weren't trying to "control" anything but the behavior of Jews. The former Jews that became Christian were the ones who took the torah and turned it into the first five books of the old testament,and then proceeded to change a bunch of things from the original, while then adding a ton of randomly edited texts that the Jews had never had as part of the torah. The only thing Jewish about the old testament is the first five books and they were put there by the Christian Church in Rome


Secondly, if it has worked out so well for the Jews as a. Method of "control", then I guess that the Jews secret plan of control was to have various civilizations and religions to try to wipe them out and destroy their culture over and over for the last 3 thousand + years and keep them the smallest and most hated minority on the planet, with only 00.018% of the world population currently. Those Jews are pretty crafty eh?






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I didn't say there was some secret plan to control the world.. I said it was hashed together from previous holy books by Jewish authors to control the masses. Kinda what you just agreed to..

Don't worry I'm not some anti Jewish person or conspiracy theorist. Just calling it how it is.

SEXTANT 04-27-2015 02:27 PM

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Originally Posted by brassmonkey (Post 20459353)
lost me with that british voice

same here

nico-t 04-27-2015 02:42 PM

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Originally Posted by PornMarkiz (Post 20460138)
same here

I see you're from france, we all know the french don't really speak english well in general. But brassmonkey... an american, who can't follow someone who speaks in his own language? Wtf :1orglaugh I can understand it just fine and english isn't even my first language.


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